Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
Stickers are a bit hard-up for a decent commander. Only the uncommons care about them, excluding Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon since she's acorn (and probably more effective with other types of modification anyway). Angelic Harold is crap (and only cares about name stickers). Roxi, Publicist to the Stars is crap (and only cares about art stickers). Tusk and Whiskers is the designated ability sticker commander, but it's so unbelievably slow that it boggles the imagination.
So it's Ambassador Blorpityblorpbloop. He's kinda expensive and his secondary ability is pretty meh, but he gets the job done.
I think the build looks pretty straightforward. You want AB into play ASAP - luckily you're in green, so 1-drop ramp into 3-drop ramp is pretty reliable for t3 deployment. After that, he'll need some help to get more stickers, so you're probably looking at blink - luckily, you're also in blue. Graveyard recursion doesn't work unless it's directly to play (otherwise we lose the stickers) and there's not a lot of direct-to-play reanimation in these colors - and bounce doesn't work at all for obvious reasons - so we're probably focusing on blink.
After that, I see two main directions for the remaining cards: other voltron pieces (auras, equipment) or other control pieces (removal, counterspells). Personally I favor the second option because (1) have you met me? and (2) I think it's pretty easy for equipment to outclass stickers and render them subordinate, which would be a shame.
So the breakdown will probably look something like:
1 Commander
20 Ramp
20 Blink (if we can find it)
9 Counters
10 Removal
40 Lands
Looking through blink effects, I could see a modification that uses a bunch of tutors to find the strong repeatable blink effects like Thassa, Deep-Dwelling and Displacer Kitten rather than a bunch of 1-shot blink.
But forget the details, let's focus on the fun bit: What stickers are we going to use? (note: I'll be printing off slips of paper rather than using actual stickers, and I won't bother with the name/art stickers - take your comedic whimsy and cram it, Maro, all I care about is cold hard mechanics)
A big limitation here is the number of sheets available. We only have 3 sheets, which means only 6 ability stickers. 6 p/t stickers too, but that's probably pretty irrelevant. I guess we can put p/t stickers onto random mana dorks to enable AB's secondary ability, but mostly we're pretty tapped out after 6 ability stickers and 1 p/t sticker. So we'd certainly prefer each sheet have 2 useful stickers instead of just 1. P/T we mostly just need one really good one to put on AB - if we do put more on mana dorks, they all follow rules about total p/t vs sticker cost, so nothing is really THAT much better than anything else in terms of efficiency.
Anyway, here's my top picks. Asterisks next to my current top 10.
Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope|Token|15513 - haste is potentially quite nice, especially in concert with casting from grave. Crap p/t options though, and doesn't really make him stronger as an attacker, just more durable.
Trendy Circus Pirate|Token|15520* - Deathouch is pretty useless, but squirrellink is very strong. 5/1 is bad but at least it's cheap, if you only had 2 tickets, so nice to throw onto a dork.
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster|Token|15516* - menace is okay, and persist is quite nice for durability and etbs. That 10/10 is the icing on the cake, I really like this one.
Urza's Dark Cannonball|Token|15305* - unblockable, +2/+2, and 7/4 is a pretty decent "kill people ASAP" package.
Misunderstood Trapeze Elf|Token|15521 - the buff ability could be good, and hexproof is obviously really nice durability. 6/6 is okay, nothing special but serviceable.
Zombie Cheese Magician|Token|15522* - Shockingly strong package here - first strike pairs great with 6/2, which also pairs nicely with the draw trigger (which is the big payoff here).
Carnival Elephant Meteor|Token|15523 - sac to draw 2 is nicer than it looks I think, since you can force it into the CZ to retrigger the etb, and protect it from bounce that could screw us over, plus it's good value. Proliferate is probably mostly useless unfortunately. 8/7 is very nice, though.
Happy Dead Squirrel|Token|15306 - this one is purely for infect, really.
Slimy Burrito Illusion|Token|15524* - Double strike is obviously the main focus here, but bushido 2 isn't nothing I guess.
Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler|Token|15528* - another keyword focus, this time indestructible, though it pairs nicely with a slow builder like bolster. Although bolster will probably end up hitting random mana elves. Chump blocking ftw? 5/4 is cheap and okay.
Deep-Fried Plague Myr|Token|15529* - ltb is obviously nice for a blink deck, and the attack trigger is better than nothing. 8/4 is a great, efficient stat option.
Goblin Coward Parade|Token|15532 - another strong ltb control piece. mentor is useless, but 8/4 is great again. I know I said no art stickers, but I may make an exception for the #1 pilot mug.
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle|Token|15514* - undying rules, and the attack trigger is nice to have as well. 6/9 is okay.
Eternal Acrobat Toast|Token|15533 - I don't like this one, but thought it was worth mentioning because it looks synergistic. But I don't think we want to dedicate an entire sticker sheet to getting more stickers, we'd only have 4 stickers left to actually DO something.
Snazzy Aether Homunculus|Token|15540* - changeling is useless, but the magecraft ability is suuuper strong. 8/7 is excellent too.
Cool Fluffy Loxodon|Token|15542 - draw ltb is synergistic, and the 13/13 is nice if we have a mana dork to enable. The regular stat stickers suck, though.
Yawgmoth Merfolk Soul|Token|15548* - Two ltbs on one card? And they're both good? Pretty meh stat stickers but I still like this one a lot.
Vampire Champion Fury|Token|15553 - I might be overvaluing it, but I really like the option to sac and blow up a bunch of stuff. Trash stat stickers, though, and hellbent is pretty marginal (though nice if you happen to end up hellbent for some reason I guess).
EDIT: decklist up
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
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