1) fairly fast and threatening
2) really predictable and easy to destroy via interaction
So I know that Lightning Greaves or Eldrazi Monument or whatever would be great, but it would also make me harder to interact with so it's no good. The point of this deck is kinda to lose lol.
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I probably need to check my other decks for utility lands. Feel like I'm probably missing a couple good ones. Incidentally, the first time I activate War Room without paying life I'm going to make a mess on my chair.