Plot Summary: "Miami Shark Mayhem" is a campy and wild action-comedy that takes a humorous and absurd approach to the concept of sharks encountering cocaine off the coast of Miami. In this over-the-top movie, an accidental collision between a drug-smuggling boat and a marine research vessel results in a massive spill of cocaine into the ocean. Unbeknownst to both parties, the cocaine-laced water attracts a school of sharks, causing them to ingest the illegal substance.
As the sharks consume the cocaine-infused water, they exhibit unusual behavior, turning into hyper-aggressive, speedy, and unpredictable predators. The local authorities, including the quirky Sheriff Johnson, team up with an eccentric marine biologist, Dr. Morgan "Fish" Fischer, to confront the bizarre situation.
With Miami's pristine beaches packed with oblivious tourists, the chaos begins as the drug-crazed sharks embark on a hilarious rampage, attacking boats, jet-skis, and even attempting to surf! The media quickly catches wind of the "party sharks," and the city's reputation is at stake.
Meanwhile, a group of quirky locals, including a daring beach bum, a rollerblading street performer, and a retired circus performer with a fear of water, find themselves accidentally caught in the middle of the mayhem. Now, they must join forces to outwit the drug-smugglers, protect the innocent, and save Miami from becoming a laughingstock.
D-list Actors and Characters:
- Sheriff Johnson - Rob Schneider - A bumbling and well-meaning sheriff who is initially skeptical about the shark situation but must step up to the challenge when the chaos unfolds.
- Dr. Morgan "Fish" Fischer - Tara Reid - A quirky and unconventional marine biologist who has an unorthodox approach to her research and an obsession with sharks. She becomes the unexpected hero of the story.
- Jack "Surf's Up" Thompson - David Hasselhoff - A washed-up former pro surfer who now runs a rundown surf school. He finds himself in the middle of the shark mayhem and must face his fears to save the day.
- Carla Rodriguez - Carmen Electra - A sassy and street-smart local who, along with her rollerblading crew, takes it upon themselves to protect the beachgoers from the sharks.
- Hector "The Great" Hernandez - Carrot Top - A retired circus performer and self-proclaimed daredevil who has a phobia of water. He reluctantly becomes the group's comic relief as they navigate the shark-infested waters.