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[Cythare]

Turnipede 2G
Creature - Insect (R)
When Turnipede enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Turnipede gets +2/+2 for each Food you control.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may have Turnipede fight target creature an opponent controls.
1/1

IIW: Santa has the flu this year and Rakdos is here to save Christmas

[Megiddo]

i hope they don't rot

[KoolKoal]

Turnip for What?
Sorcery (C)
If the judge has shown, you win the game?
It's turn down you simp.

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Spoiled Turnips
Sorcery (R)
Each opponent sacrifices all Food they control, then lose 3 life for each permament sacrificed this way. Each opponent may draw a card.
Rotten and dangerous, but even then there are those so much enarmored with turnips to buy them.

IIW: Soundtracks

[mellifluoresce]

TURNIPS ARE NOW CLOSED

[Cythare]

Dread Returnip 2BB
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, except it's a Food artifact in addition to its other types with "2, T, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."
Flashback—Sacrifice four Foods.

IIW: A competitive eating contest

[Ulka]

TURNIPS ARE NOW CLOSED

Closing Timenup 6UU
Instant - Food
Semisonic - As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
End the game in a draw. You and your opponent don't need to go home but you can no longer stay at this current location.

IIW: Cards that are Song puns

[spacemonaut]

I have another five hours before I finish work, so I apologize for the turnip infestation, but honestly it hasn't even been that long lmao

they just all sprang up outta nowhere overnight

[Krishnath]

Also, you can't say %$#% in the thread title.

But can you say Pen Island in the title?

[mellifluoresce]

The turnip or white turnip (Brassica rapa subsp. rapa) is a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, fleshy taproot. The word turnip is a compound of turn as in turned/rounded on a lathe and neep, derived from Latin napus, the word for the plant. Small, tender varieties are grown for human consumption, while larger varieties are grown as feed for livestock. In the north of England, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall and eastern Canada (Quebec, Newfoundland and the Maritimes), turnip (or neep) often refers to rutabaga, a larger, yellow root vegetable in the same genus (Brassica) also known as swede (from "Swedish turnip").

Today we're going to play the Wikipedia game! We're going to try to get from turnips to the article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_ ... _(Type_II). Hello and good luck.

Turnip Field
Enchantment Land - Garden (U)
(As Garden enters the battlefield, exile any number of lands you control. Return them to the battlefield when you no longer control this permament.)
Turnip field enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
, Sacrifice Turnip Field: Target creature gains haste and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of land cards exiled with Turnip Field.
Sweet and spicy.

IIW: White Foxes or white Cats

The Maritimes, also called the Maritime provinces, is a region of Eastern Canada consisting of three provinces: New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island (PEI). The Maritimes had a population of 1,813,606 in 2016. Together with Canada's easternmost province, Newfoundland and Labrador, the Maritime provinces make up the region of the Atlantic provinces.

Fight over Turnips
Enchantment - Duel (U)
(As Duel enters the battlefield, choose target opponent with at least one creature. You and that player each choose contestant among creatures you control. Contestants have vigilance and must attack or block each combat if able. At the beginning of each end step, if dueling player controls a contestant for this Duel and the other not, that player becomes victor.)
: Target contestant gains +1/+1 until end of turn. Each dueling player may activate that ability.
When a player becomes victor, they may put a land card from their hand and create a Food token. Then sacrifice Fight over Turnips.

IIW: Seven deadly sins

The United States of America (USA), commonly known as the United States (US or U.S.) or America, is a country primarily located in central North America, between Canada and Mexico. It consists of 50 states, a federal district, five self-governing territories, and several other island possessions.[h] At 3.8 million square miles (9.8 million square kilometers), it is the world's third- or fourth-largest country by total area.[d] With a population of over 328 million, it is the third most populous country in the world. The national capital is Washington, D.C., and the most populous city is New York City.

Nonsense Filter 2uu
Enchantment - Nomic Aura (R)
Enchant player
As Nonsense Filter enters the battlefield, choose a number. Nonsense Filter enters the battlefield with that many rule counters on it.
Enchanted player can't cast spells with converted mana cost equal to the number of rule counters on it.

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(Any time you have priority, if Nonsense Filter is enchanting you, you may pay for each rule counter on it. If you do, it's no longer an Aura and replace any reference to "enchanted player" with "each player". This is a special action.)

Blazemirror Edict rrr
Enchantment - Nomic Aura (R)
Enchant player
As Blazemirror Edict enters the battlefield, choose a number. Blazemirror Edict enters the battlefield with that many rule counters on it.
If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals X damage to that player instead, where X is either three times the amount of damage or the amount of damage plus twice the number of rule counters on Blazemirror Edict, whichever is less.

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(Any time you have priority, if Blazemirror Edict is enchanting you, you may pay for each rule counter on it. If you do, it's no longer an Aura and replace any reference to "enchanted player" with "a player". This is a special action.)

IIW: Eldrazi Slivers.

National net wealth, also known as national net worth, is the total sum of the value of a nation's assets minus its liabilities. It refers to the total value of net wealth possessed by the citizens of a nation at a set point in time. This figure is an important indicator of a nation's ability to take on debt and sustain spending and is influenced not only by real estate prices, equity market prices, exchange rates, liabilities and incidence in a country of the adult population, but also human resources, natural resources and capital and technological advancements, which may create new assets or render others worthless in the future. The most significant component by far among most developed nations is commonly reported as household net wealth or worth and reflects infrastructure investment. National wealth can fluctuate, as evidenced in the United States data following the 2008 financial crisis and subsequent economic recovery. During periods when equity markets experienced strong growth, the relative national and per capita wealth of the countries where people are more exposed on those markets, such as the United States and United Kingdom, tend to rise. On the other hand, when equity markets are depressed, the relative wealth the countries where people invest more in real estate or bonds, such as France and Italy, tend to rise instead.

Very Big Turnip 2G
Artifact - Food (R)
Morph - Tap three untapped creatures you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
GG, Sacrifice Very Big Turnip: Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each other Food you control.

IIW: Jund

In economics, capital consists of human-created assets that can enhance one's power to perform economically useful work.[citation needed] For example, a stone arrowhead is capital for a hunter-gatherer who can use it as a hunting instrument; similarly, roads are capital for inhabitants of a city. Capital is distinct from land and other non-renewable resources in that it can be increased by human labor, and does not include certain durable goods like homes and personal automobiles that are not used in the production of saleable goods and services. Adam Smith defined capital as "that part of man's stock which he expects to afford him revenue". In economic models, capital is an input in the production function.

Doki Doki Turnip 2
Artifact - Equipment Food (U)
When Doki Doki Turnip enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
2, , Sacrifice this artifact: you gain 3 life.
Tap an untapped creature you control: If Doki Doki Turnip is in your graveyard, return it to the battlefield.
Tap equipped creature, sacrifice Doki Doki Turnip: Doki Doki Turnip deals 2 damage to any target.

IIW: Secret Lair X Nintendo

A capital good (also called complex products and systems or (CoPS)) is a durable good that is used in the production of goods or services. Capital goods are one of the three types of producer goods, the other two being land and labour. The three are also known collectively as "primary factors of production".

Red Turnip 1
Artifact — Food {U}
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on Red Turnip. Then if Red Turnip has seven or more growth counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, you gain 10 life and draw two cards.
2, T, Sacrifice Red Turnip: You gain 3 life.

IIW: LOVE

A final good or consumer good is a commodity that is used by the consumer to satisfy current wants or needs, rather than to produce another good. A microwave oven or a bicycle is a final good, whereas the parts purchased to manufacture it are intermediate goods.

Haulm Street 2G
Enchantment (U)
When Haulm Street enters the battlefield, create three Food tokens.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice two Foods. If you do, roll a six-sided die, then create that many Food tokens.

IIW: Cleric tribal

A fire extinguisher is an active fire protection device used to extinguish or control small fires, often in emergency situations. It is not intended for use on an out-of-control fire, such as one which has reached the ceiling, endangers the user (i.e., no escape route, smoke, explosion hazard, etc.), or otherwise requires the expertise of a fire brigade. Typically, a fire extinguisher consists of a hand-held cylindrical pressure vessel containing an agent that can be discharged to extinguish a fire. Fire extinguishers manufactured with non-cylindrical pressure vessels also exist but are less common.

Turnip-Head 4
Creature — Scarecrow Food (U)
2, T, Sacrifice Turnip-Head: You gain 3 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Turnip-Head is in your graveyard, sacrifice a Plant creature. If you do, return Turnip-Head from your graveyard to the battlefield. Otherwise, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token.
3/3

IIW: Scarecrows

Polyvinyl chloride colloquial: polyvinyl, vinyl abbreviated: PVC) is the world's third-most widely produced synthetic plastic polymer (after polyethylene and polypropylene). About 40 million tons of PVC are produced each year.

Burnip 2
Artifact — Food (U)
, , Sacrifice Burnip: You gain 3 life.
1RG, , Sacrifice Burnip: Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. That creature deals 3 damage to any target. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Consuming a burnip is known to inflict two things—rage and indigestion.

Flavor text from a friend. : )


IIW: Squirrellink but for another kind of token.

Fascia (/ˈfeɪʃə/) is an architectural term for a vertical frieze or band under a roof edge, or which forms the outer surface of a cornice, visible to an observer.

Tursona 3
Artifact — Equipment Food (U)
2, t, Sacrifice Tursona: You gain 3 life.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has intimidate, and is a Food artifact in addition to its other types with "2, t, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."
Equip 2

IIW: You are the owner of a haberdashery, and need to make a hat for your sister's wedding

Classical architecture usually denotes architecture which is more or less consciously derived from the principles of Greek and Roman architecture of classical antiquity, or sometimes even more specifically, from the works of the Roman architect Vitruvius. Different styles of classical architecture have arguably existed since the Carolingian Renaissance, and prominently since the Italian Renaissance. Although classical styles of architecture can vary greatly, they can in general all be said to draw on a common "vocabulary" of decorative and constructive elements. In much of the Western world, different classical architectural styles have dominated the history of architecture from the Renaissance until the second world war, though it continues to inform many architects to this day.

Stalk Broker 3gw
Creature - Hog Advisor (R)
When Stalk Broker enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, roll a 6-sided die. The number of stalk counters on Stalk Broker becomes the number rolled. Then remove all turnip counters from all players. Those players create Treasure artifact tokens with ": Add one mana of any color." equal to the number rolled for each turnip counter removed in this way.
X: You get a turnip counter. X is equal to the number of stalk counters on Stalk Broker. Any player may activate this ability, but only as a sorcery.
1/1

IIW: creatures that can't attack or block

Archaic Greece was the period in Greek history lasting from the eighth century BC to the second Persian invasion of Greece in 480 BC, following the Greek Dark Ages and succeeded by the Classical period. In the archaic period, Greeks settled across the Mediterranean and the Black Seas, as far as Marseille in the west and Trapezus (Trebizond) in the east; and by the end of the archaic period, they were part of a trade network that spanned the entire Mediterranean.

The Mushroom Princess 1G
Legendary Creature - Fungus Noble (R)
G, T, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
1G, Sacrifice a Food: Choose one —
• The Mushroom Princess gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
• The Mushroom Princess fights target creature.
• The Mushroom Princess can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach until end of turn.
1/3

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

Hoplites (HOP-lytes) (Ancient Greek: ὁπλίτης) were citizen-soldiers of Ancient Greek city-states who were primarily armed with spears and shields. Hoplite soldiers utilized the phalanx formation to be effective in war with fewer soldiers. The formation discouraged the soldiers from acting alone, for this would compromise the formation and minimize its strengths. The hoplites were primarily represented by free citizens – propertied farmers and artisans – who were able to afford a linen armour or a bronze armour suit and weapons (estimated at a third to a half of its able-bodied adult male population). Most hoplites were not professional soldiers and often lacked sufficient military training. Some states maintained a small elite professional unit, known as the epilektoi ("chosen") since they were picked from the regular citizen infantry. These existed at times in Athens, Argos, Thebes, and Syracuse, among others. Hoplite soldiers made up the bulk of ancient Greek armies.

Turnip Queen 3GG
Creature- Plant Food (R)
4, T, Sacrifice Turnip Queen: Gain 6 life.
1G: Create a 1/1 green plant food creature token with "2,T,Sacrifice this creature: Gain 3 life."
4/5

IIW: crocodilians

The International Standard Book Number (ISBN) is a numeric commercial book identifier which is intended to be unique. Publishers purchase ISBNs from an affiliate of the International ISBN Agency.

Turnip Tosser 1R
Creature - Goblin Serf (C)
T: Produce Thrower deals 1 damage to target creature. If you control more than eight creatures, sacrifice a creature.
Goblins are known for throwing anything at those they don't like, even their life savings if they think it will hurt.
1/1

iiw: white card advantage

Note: I'm sad I missed the last challenge so I made a card for both =D

An electronic book, also known as an e-book or eBook, is a book publication made available in digital form, consisting of text, images, or both, readable on the flat-panel display of computers or other electronic devices. Although sometimes defined as "an electronic version of a printed book", some e-books exist without a printed equivalent. E-books can be read on dedicated e-reader devices, but also on any computer device that features a controllable viewing screen, including desktop computers, laptops, tablets and smartphones.

Nocturnip 2BB
Creature — Plant Vampire (R)
Flying
Whenever Nocturnip deals combat damage to a creature, its controller sacrifices it and creates a Food token.
Whenever a player sacrifices a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on Nocturnip.
3/3

IIW: Amphins

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (sometimes referred to as HG2G, HHGTTG, H2G2, or tHGttG) is a comedy science fiction series created by Douglas Adams. Originally a radio comedy broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1978, it was later adapted to other formats, including stage shows, novels, comic books, a 1981 TV series, a 1984 video game, and 2005 feature film.

Turnip Infusion 2GG
Enchantment - Essence
Essence artifact (Treat this enchantment as if it's an Aura attached to all artifacts you control when Turnip Infusion enters the battlefield.)
Enchanted artifacts you control are Food in addition to their other subtypes.
Sacrifice two enchanted artifacts you control: Prevent all damage dealt by snow sources this turn.

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

Eoin Colfer (/ˈoʊ.ɪn/; born 14 May 1965) is an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth instalment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009. In October 2016, in a contract with Marvel Comics, he released Iron Man: The Gauntlet. He served as Laureate na nÓg (Ireland's Children's Laureate) between 2014 and 2016.

Turnip Farm
Land (U)
T: Add C.
At the beginning of your untap step, if Turnip Farm is untapped, you may put a cultivation counter on it.
X,T, Remove X cultivation counters from Turnip Farm: Create X colorless artifact food tokens with "2,T, Sacrifice this artifact: Gain 3 life."

IIW: Old MacDonald had a farm.

Marvel Comics is the brand name and primary imprint of Marvel Worldwide Inc., formerly Marvel Publishing, Inc. and Marvel Comics Group, a publisher of American comic books and related media. In 2009, The Walt Disney Company acquired Marvel Entertainment, Marvel Worldwide's parent company.

Goblins' Breakfast
Sorcery (R)
Goblins' Breakfast deals damage to each of your creature equal to number of Food you control. When it does, creatures you control gets trample and +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Food you control.
"Mama, I hate turnips."
"Quit whining and eat all or no snails at lunch, young Gobbo."

IIW: Green Tea

Stan Lee (born Stanley Martin Lieber /ˈliːbər/; December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018) was an American comic book writer, editor, publisher, and producer. He rose through the ranks of a family-run business to become Marvel Comics' primary creative leader for two decades, leading its expansion from a small division of a publishing house to a multimedia corporation that dominated the comics industry.

Knight of the Turnip
Creature - Human Knight (U)
First strike, Vigilance
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Turnip. If you gained life from sacrificing Food permament, you may have Knight of the Turnip fight another target creature opponent controls.
"Oh the fields of youth! Where the reddish turnips bloom and the children laugh! Hide from me and spell my doom, shall I ever spurn rubies of your soil!
3/4

IIW: Astounding alliteration, as much as you can contain.

San Diego Comic-Con International is a non-profit multi-genre entertainment and comic book convention held annually in San Diego, California, United States since 1970. The name, as given on its website, is Comic-Con International: San Diego; but it is commonly known simply as Comic-Con or the San Diego Comic-Con or "SDCC".

Turnip Knight 1W
Creature — Human Knight {R}
Level up 1W | 2/2
[2-5] First strike | 3/3
[6+] First strike, lifelink, vigilance | 6/6

IIW: FAKE <-> REAL

A collectible card game (CCG), also called a trading card game (TCG), among other names, is a type of card game that mixes strategic deck building elements with features of trading cards, introduced with Magic: The Gathering in 1993.

Turnip Field
Enchantment - Farm (U)
Enchant target land you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on enchanted land.
Enchanted land may not be tapped for mana.
Tap an untapped creature you control, sacrifice Turnip Field: Add and gain 1 life for each growth counter on enchanted land.

IIW: A pet rock

Magic: The Gathering (colloquially known as Magic or just MTG) is a collectible and digital collectible card game created by Richard Garfield.[1] Released in 1993 by Wizards of the Coast (now a subsidiary of Hasbro), Magic was the first trading card game and has approximately thirty-five million players as of December 2018, and over twenty billion Magic cards produced in the period from 2008 to 2016, during which time it grew in popularity.

Root Cellar -- 2GG
Enchantment - Field
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 Onion creature token. If you control an Onion creature, create a 3/3 Radish creature token with haste instead. If you control an Onion and a Radish, create a 5/5 Potato creature with haste and vigilance instead. If you control an Onion, a Radish, and a Potato, sacrifice Root Cellar and create a legendary 7/7 Turnip creature with haste, vigilance, trample, and indestructible.

IIW: A book without any pages.

Magic: The Gathering formats are various ways in which the Magic: The Gathering collectible card game can be played. Each format provides rules for deck construction and gameplay, with many confining the pool of permitted cards to those released in a specified group of Magic card sets. The DCI, the governing body that oversees official Magic competitive play, categorizes its tournament formats into Constructed and Limited.

Root Devourer 1R
Creature - Goblin (U)
Level up — Sacrifice a Food | 2/2
[3-6] Menace | 3/3
[7+] Menace; Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on Root Devourer. | 4/4

IIW: Nezumi

The collectible card game Magic: The Gathering was first released in 1993 with very few restrictions on how players could construct their decks (which cards to include, and how many copies of each card were allowed). The game evolved over time, and different formats were developed which each had different constraints for how players could construct their decks. Constructed formats, for instance, allow players to build decks in advance using cards from their collection, although only a subset of cards are allowed. Another major development was the creation of officially sanctioned tournaments that offer prize money. These official tournaments created an incentive for players to continue to buy cards for new sets, and helped establish a long-term future for the game.

dammit, y'all entered too many cards! time for turnip facts.

Beetdown 3GG
Sorcery (U)
Choose one--
• Create three Food tokens.
• Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Food you control.
Entwine 1G

IIW: Spinrut

Turnip was massively consumed in Germany during the WWI when meat and potato became scarce. Flour made of turnip was used for the preparation of bread. Winter period of 1916-1917 became known as "turnip winter".

Deus of Cayamity
Creature — Plant Spirit Avatar (R)
Trample
Whenever Deus of Calamity deals 6 or more damage to an opponent, destroy target noncreature permanent that player controls, then that player creates a food token.
6/6

Substances isolated from turnip can prevent development of certain types of cancer, cardiovascular and ocular disorders.

Turnip Magnate 1GGW
Creature - Kithkin Peasant (R)
Whenever one or more creatures attack you and/or a planeswalker you control, choose one -
• Add that much G. You don't lose this mana as steps and phases end until the end of your next turn.
• Create that many 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens.
"Take our land, our possessions, our freedom - we will still have crops enough to feed an uprising."
2/2

IIW: Vulgarity!

The most common type of turnip is mostly white-skinned apart from the upper part which protrude above the ground and are purple or red or greenish where the sun has hit.

Turnippa, the Bountiful G
Planeswalker - Turnippa (R)
[+1]: You gain 1 life.
[-3]: Look at the the top 3 cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then, return Turnippa to its owner's hand.
{1}

IIW: Staying Hydrated

The longest turnip measured 4.064 metres (13 feet 4 inches) and was presented by its grower Joe Atherton (UK) at the CANNA UK National Giant Vegetables Championship at the Malvern Autumn Show, held at the Three Counties Showground in Malvern, Worcestershire, UK, on 28 September 2019.

It's always fun when you pop in after a while to discover two pages of turnip-based cards.

Hunted Turnip 1g
Creature — Plant (U)
When Hunted Turnip enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a 1/1 black Insect creature token with flying.
3/3

IIW: (Musical) Instrument as an artifact subtype.

Turnips have been grown agriculturally since 1400 BC in India, and the origin of the vegetable is uncertain, although it is believed to be most likely native to Europe or possibly Asia.

Satirical Likenesses XUU
Enchantment (R)
When Satirical Likenesses enters the battlefield, create X 0/1 green Plant creature tokens.
UU: Target Plant you control becomes a copy of target creature until end of turn except for its power and toughness.
Scoundrel and hero alike dread seeing their own faces grotesquely carved into turnips at the harvest festival.

IIW: Core set mythics (non-planeswalker)

If you're interested in getting into the turnip trade, you've got to make sure you're available on Sunday mornings. The turnip seller, Daisy Mae, will be somewhere on your island every Sunday from 5 AM to 12 PM so long as you've unlocked Nook's Cranny. Then, you can buy as many turnips as you can afford. If you don't see her, she may be hiding behind some trees. She's small and can be easy to miss!

Daisy Mae only sells turnips in bundles of 10. This means Bells go fast when you're shopping with her, so be sure to save plenty before she comes around on Sunday morning. And remember, you cannot plant turnips and you definitely shouldn't eat them.

Turnip Man G
Creature- Human Plant (U)
Haste
T: Add C.
He's a turnip.... but he's also a MAN!!
0/1

IIW: Staple two things together.

In Roman times, the turnip was the weapon of choice to hurl at unpopular public figures. In the 15th century, "turnip eater" was the common term for a country bumpkin, and in Charles Dickens's novels, if you called someone a "turnip," you meant that he or she was a perfect idiot.

Produce Pelting 2RG
Instant
Produce Pelting deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Food you control.
It started with the tomatoes. Then came the cabbages and pineapples. By the time the third turnip hit Caskos in the head, he realized that maybe comedy wasn't for him.

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

Turnips grow best in cool, moisture-retentive soils and should be kept well watered before the onset of dry weather to stop them running to seed. Sow early varieties little and often for a constant harvest from spring until autumn. They mature in 6-10 weeks so may also be used as a catch crop or intercropped.

Ruta-Baga, Turnip Matriarch
4wg
Legendary Creature - Plant Avatar
Protection from Dwarves
Lands and Foods you control have indestructible.
T: Ruta-Baga, Turnip Matriarch fights each Dwarf you don't control.
4/8

Flavor text: "Enough is enough!"

IIW: green Plant token with 0 power.

Whereas turnip possesses an effective sporophytic self-incompatibility system similar to that found in B. oleracea, Brassica napus is generally self-compatible. This may reflect early natural selection for self-fertility during evolution of the species since the chances of establishment of the rare natural hybrids between B. rapa and B. oleracea would have been enhanced if they were self-fertile. Crosses between self-fertile swede plants therefore have to be made following emasculation. However, naturally occurring self-incompatible swede plants have been found, functional S-alleles have been introgressed into B. napus from turnips and self-incompatible plants have been produced by resynthesis of B. napus.

Sudden Turnips
Instant (M)
Until end of turn, each nonland permament becomes colorless Food artifact, loses all abilities and gains ", , Sacrifice this permament: You gain 3 life.".
Just when you think that you have seen all.

IIW: Double-Faced card containing on at least one side powerful spin on one of Power 9.

Perhaps because turnips were considered suitable eating for barnyard animals, they came to be associated with dullness and stupidity. A "turnip-eater" was considered a stupid person; a "turnip-head" a peasant or a country bumpkin. And "turnip" itself became slang for a simpleton or a fool.

We see this use as early as 1656, in a book of poems that refers to a "poor turnip-eating Clown." We also see it in Charles Dickens's "Pickwick Papers," published in 1836. His character Sam Weller refers to himself as a "soft-headed, inkred'lous turnip."

Turnip-field Farmboy
Creature - Human Peasant (C)
, : Create a Food token. (It is colorless artifact with ", , Sacrifice this permament: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice your third Food each turn, target creature gains haste until end of turn.
"That's my work, madam, I help papa at field with these turnips, pecking the slowly from soil. You have to eat them much to not be hungry, but all our family loves their spicy taste."
1/2

IIW: One submission too far.

The phrase "to give a person turnips" means to jilt someone, or to get rid of him or her once and for all.

Turnipede 2G
Creature - Insect (R)
When Turnipede enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Turnipede gets +2/+2 for each Food you control.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may have Turnipede fight target creature an opponent controls.
1/1

IIW: Santa has the flu this year and Rakdos is here to save Christmas

The Duchess of Cambridge has had a "terrible falling out" with her "rural rival," one (and it's a mouthful) Marchioness of Cholmondeley.

The two couples are neighbours in Norfolk, where the Cambridges have their countryside bolthole, Anmer Hall. They're part of a "set" (an aristo term for friend group) of wealthy 30-somethings who the press has dubbed the Turnip Toffs. Toffs, for those not fluent in Tatler, are usually titled, always rich British people.

Turnip for What?
Sorcery (C)
If the judge has shown, you win the game?
It's turn down you simp.

San Antonio rock band Turnip has recently been making noise in the heavy music community. Their crushing guitars, banging drums, and soaring vocals take cues from an assortment of genres, including but not limited to southern rock, doom, sludge, blues metal, and many more. As heavy metal and hard rock have been growing increasingly stale, the band takes the juiciest bits and cooks up a fresh sonic stew. Turnip produces a special brand of desert rock that is as oppressive as it is meditative, painting rugged pictures of final duel stare-offs between spur-janglers.

Spoiled Turnips
Sorcery (R)
Each opponent sacrifices all Food they control, then lose 3 life for each permament sacrificed this way. Each opponent may draw a card.
Rotten and dangerous, but even then there are those so much enarmored with turnips to buy them.

IIW: Soundtracks

turrrrnip

Dread Returnip 2BB
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, except it's a Food artifact in addition to its other types with "2, T, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."
Flashback—Sacrifice four Foods.

IIW: A competitive eating contest

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TURNIPS ARE NOW CLOSED

Closing Timenup 6UU
Instant - Food
Semisonic - As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
End the game in a draw. You and your opponent don't need to go home but you can no longer stay at this current location.

IIW: Cards that are Song puns

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Losers: All of you for not making a card with the ability "Take an extra turnip"

Winning challenge: s̶p̶i̶n̶r̶u̶t̶ Eldrazi Slivers

which makes the judge cadp

enjoy

[Ulka]

Hiveminds Linker 2UU
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
All Sliver you control have Devoid.
Any effect that reference Sliver or Eldrazi Creatures effect both Sliver and Eldrazi Creature types.
2/2

IIW: White Card Advantage

[chetoos]

Void-touched Sliver 2C
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (rare)
Whenever a sliver creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 eldrazi scion creature token with "sacrifice this creature: Add c".
Slivers you control have "sacrifice this creature: Add c".
2/2

IIW: Nintendo bottom up plane.

[Togs]

Mistform Ultimus 3U
Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Mistform Ultimus is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
3/3
It may wear your face, but its mind is its own.

IIW: A keyworded version of this ability

[Krishnath]

Devastation Sliver 2CC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Sliver creatures you control have Ingest and Annihilator 1.
2/2

IIW: Porgs are food, not friends.

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Awakening Hivezone From Beyond 2GG
Enchantment (R)
Devoid
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver Spawn creature token.
Slivers you control get +1/+0 and have "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."

IIW: In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

[Flatline]

Hivemind Symbiote 1c
Creature — Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Other Eldrazi creatures you control are Slivers in addition to their other types.
Other Sliver creatures you control are Eldrazi in addition to their other types.
Eldrazicycling 3, Slivercycling 3
2/2

IIW: (Musical) Instrument as an artifact subtype.

[void_nothing]

And here I was about to make the same joke as Togs, only actually designing a new changeling.

[Megiddo]

The Infinite Swarm CCCCC
Legendary Creature — Sliver Eldrazi {M}
Ripple 4
Sliver spells you cast have Ripple 4.
7/7

SPOILER

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I thought I was being clever but The First Sliver beat me to the basic punchline here[/card]

IIW: LOVE

edit: made it uglier

[lookingupanddown]

Extinction Sliver 9
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Slivers you control have annihilator 1 and "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."
The thrum made an unearthly screech, and a titanic abomination appeared. Soon, the plane itself began to turn to dust under their tails.
7/7

Converter Sliver 3CC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Slivers you control have ingest and are Processors in addition to their other types. The same is true for Sliver spells you control and Sliver cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
Whenever a Processor enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 Eldrazi Scion creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."
3/3

Lattice Sliver 8
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Emerge 5CC (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's converted mana cost.)
Delirium — When you cast Mutation Sliver or any other Sliver, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.
5/4

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

[cadp_]

I was literally the only person to do the alternative challenge, and so I suspect I may have just won by default.

I'll judge somewhere around this time tomorrow. Considering that I'm attempting to put together a set around the idea that the home plane of the Slivers (y'know, pre-Rath) has some kind of horrible three-way battle between Slivers, Eldrazi, and Nephilim that involves hybrids of them, if anyone has objections to me using any entries for this challenge as part of that set, please let me know. (Declining will not affect how I judge your card, and credit will be given to anyone whose designs I use.)

[Cythare]

Broodhum Sliver 4G
Creature - Sliver (R)
Sliver creatures you control have "The first creature spell you cast each turn costs 1 less to cast." and "Whenever you cast a creature spell with converted mana cost 7 or greater, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature."
2/2

IIW: Santa has the flu this year and Rakdos is here to save Christmas

[avatarz]

Eldritch Sliver 2C
Creature — Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Nontoken Slivers you control have: "X, Exile this and another nontoken Sliver you control: Create a X/X colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has all the abilities of the exiled cards."
3/3

IIW: A set in space.

[KoolKoal]

Dummy Thicc Sliver
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Slivers you control get +10/+10.
1/1

IIW: creature that can't attack or block

[Megiddo]

Broodspawn 3R
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver {R}
Devoid
Eldrazi creatures you control have haste.
3/3

IIW: Magic in the year 20020

[Cythare]

Timehunter Spawn 2UC
Creature - Eldrazi Sliver (R)
Slivers you control have "Whenever a Sliver enters the battlefield under your control, detain target permanent."
2/2

IIW: Since Azorius likes detention so much, who makes up Ravnica's Breakfast Club?