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[cadp_]

>"commentary"

You can say %$#% here it's ok

Technically most of it is commentary, just on unrelated things, hence the quotes.

I also blame Animal Crossing for this.

%$#% is the best commentary

Also, you can't say %$#% in the thread title.

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Knight of the Turnip
Creature - Human Knight (U)
First strike, Vigilance
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Turnip. If you gained life from sacrificing Food permament, you may have Knight of the Turnip fight another target creature opponent controls.
"Oh the fields of youth! Where the reddish turnips bloom and the children laugh! Hide from me and spell my doom, shall I ever spurn rubies of your soil!
3/4

IIW: Astounding alliteration, as much as you can contain.

[Ulka]

THATS 20!!!!!!!!

[Megiddo]

Turnip Knight 1W
Creature — Human Knight {R}
Level up 1W | 2/2
[2-5] First strike | 3/3
[6+] First strike, lifelink, vigilance | 6/6

IIW: FAKE <-> REAL

[VariousBoots]

Turnip Field
Enchantment - Farm (U)
Enchant target land you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on enchanted land.
Enchanted land may not be tapped for mana.
Tap an untapped creature you control, sacrifice Turnip Field: Add and gain 1 life for each growth counter on enchanted land.

IIW: A pet rock

[OneAndOnly]

Root Cellar -- 2GG
Enchantment - Field
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 Onion creature token. If you control an Onion creature, create a 3/3 Radish creature token with haste instead. If you control an Onion and a Radish, create a 5/5 Potato creature with haste and vigilance instead. If you control an Onion, a Radish, and a Potato, sacrifice Root Cellar and create a legendary 7/7 Turnip creature with haste, vigilance, trample, and indestructible.

IIW: A book without any pages.

[Cythare]

Root Devourer 1R
Creature - Goblin (U)
Level up — Sacrifice a Food | 2/2
[3-6] Menace | 3/3
[7+] Menace; Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on Root Devourer. | 4/4

IIW: Nezumi

[Togs]

Beetdown 3GG
Sorcery (U)
Choose one--
• Create three Food tokens.
• Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Food you control.
Entwine 1G

IIW: Spinrut

[Cythare]

Deus of Cayamity
Creature — Plant Spirit Avatar (R)
Trample
Whenever Deus of Calamity deals 6 or more damage to an opponent, destroy target noncreature permanent that player controls, then that player creates a food token.
6/6

[void_nothing]

Turnip Magnate 1GGW
Creature - Kithkin Peasant (R)
Whenever one or more creatures attack you and/or a planeswalker you control, choose one -
• Add that much G. You don't lose this mana as steps and phases end until the end of your next turn.
• Create that many 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens.
"Take our land, our possessions, our freedom - we will still have crops enough to feed an uprising."
2/2

IIW: Vulgarity!

[Togs]

Turnippa, the Bountiful G
Planeswalker - Turnippa (R)
[+1]: You gain 1 life.
[-3]: Look at the the top 3 cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then, return Turnippa to its owner's hand.
{1}

IIW: Staying Hydrated

[void_nothing]

27 entries
Several of them not troll entries
Judge?

[Flatline]

It's always fun when you pop in after a while to discover two pages of turnip-based cards.

Hunted Turnip 1g
Creature — Plant (U)
When Hunted Turnip enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a 1/1 black Insect creature token with flying.
3/3

IIW: (Musical) Instrument as an artifact subtype.

[void_nothing]

Satirical Likenesses XUU
Enchantment (R)
When Satirical Likenesses enters the battlefield, create X 0/1 green Plant creature tokens.
UU: Target Plant you control becomes a copy of target creature until end of turn except for its power and toughness.
Scoundrel and hero alike dread seeing their own faces grotesquely carved into turnips at the harvest festival.

IIW: Core set mythics (non-planeswalker)

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Turnip Man G
Creature- Human Plant (U)
Haste
T: Add C.
He's a turnip.... but he's also a MAN!!
0/1

IIW: Staple two things together.

[lookingupanddown]

Produce Pelting 2RG
Instant
Produce Pelting deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Food you control.
It started with the tomatoes. Then came the cabbages and pineapples. By the time the third turnip hit Caskos in the head, he realized that maybe comedy wasn't for him.

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

[cadp_]

Man, if the judge doesn't turnip soon, I'm going to insist someone squash this challenge. It's so corn-fusing.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Ruta-Baga, Turnip Matriarch
4wg
Legendary Creature - Plant Avatar
Protection from Dwarves
Lands and Foods you control have indestructible.
T: Ruta-Baga, Turnip Matriarch fights each Dwarf you don't control.
4/8

Flavor text: "Enough is enough!"

IIW: green Plant token with 0 power.

[spacemonaut]

Man, if the judge doesn't turnip soon, I'm going to insist someone squash this challenge. It's so corn-fusing.

And it's been going for only 24 hours as of that post! (26 hours now.)

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Sudden Turnips
Instant (M)
Until end of turn, each nonland permament becomes colorless Food artifact, loses all abilities and gains ", , Sacrifice this permament: You gain 3 life.".
Just when you think that you have seen all.

IIW: Double-Faced card containing on at least one side powerful spin on one of Power 9.

[void_nothing]

Help

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Help

Turnip-field Farmboy
Creature - Human Peasant (C)
, : Create a Food token. (It is colorless artifact with ", , Sacrifice this permament: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice your third Food each turn, target creature gains haste until end of turn.
"That's my work, madam, I help papa at field with these turnips, pecking the slowly from soil. You have to eat them much to not be hungry, but all our family loves their spicy taste."
1/2

IIW: One submission too far.

[Megiddo]

did anybody do the alternative challenge?

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

did anybody do the alternative challenge?

As shown below

But most of them are turnips anyway

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Turnip Field
Enchantment Land - Garden (U)
(As Garden enters the battlefield, exile any number of lands you control. Return them to the battlefield when you no longer control this permament.)
Turnip field enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
, Sacrifice Turnip Field: Target creature gains haste and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of land cards exiled with Turnip Field.
Sweet and spicy.

Fight over Turnips
Enchantment - Duel (U)
(As Duel enters the battlefield, choose target opponent with at least one creature. You and that player each choose contestant among creatures you control. Contestants have vigilance and must attack or block each combat if able. At the beginning of each end step, if dueling player controls a contestant for this Duel and the other not, that player becomes victor.)
: Target contestant gains +1/+1 until end of turn. Each dueling player may activate that ability.
When a player becomes victor, they may put a land card from their hand and create a Food token. Then sacrifice Fight over Turnips.

IIW: Seven deadly sins

Nonsense Filter 2uu
Enchantment - Nomic Aura (R)
Enchant player
As Nonsense Filter enters the battlefield, choose a number. Nonsense Filter enters the battlefield with that many rule counters on it.
Enchanted player can't cast spells with converted mana cost equal to the number of rule counters on it.

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(Any time you have priority, if Nonsense Filter is enchanting you, you may pay for each rule counter on it. If you do, it's no longer an Aura and replace any reference to "enchanted player" with "each player". This is a special action.)

Blazemirror Edict rrr
Enchantment - Nomic Aura (R)
Enchant player
As Blazemirror Edict enters the battlefield, choose a number. Blazemirror Edict enters the battlefield with that many rule counters on it.
If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals X damage to that player instead, where X is either three times the amount of damage or the amount of damage plus twice the number of rule counters on Blazemirror Edict, whichever is less.

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(Any time you have priority, if Blazemirror Edict is enchanting you, you may pay for each rule counter on it. If you do, it's no longer an Aura and replace any reference to "enchanted player" with "a player". This is a special action.)

IIW: Eldrazi Slivers.

Turnip Infusion 2GG
Enchantment - Essence
Essence artifact (Treat this enchantment as if it's an Aura attached to all artifacts you control when Turnip Infusion enters the battlefield.)
Enchanted artifacts you control are Food in addition to their other subtypes.
Sacrifice two enchanted artifacts you control: Prevent all damage dealt by snow sources this turn.

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

Turnip Field
Enchantment - Farm (U)
Enchant target land you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on enchanted land.
Enchanted land may not be tapped for mana.
Tap an untapped creature you control, sacrifice Turnip Field: Add and gain 1 life for each growth counter on enchanted land.

IIW: A pet rock

Root Cellar -- 2GG
Enchantment - Field
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 Onion creature token. If you control an Onion creature, create a 3/3 Radish creature token with haste instead. If you control an Onion and a Radish, create a 5/5 Potato creature with haste and vigilance instead. If you control an Onion, a Radish, and a Potato, sacrifice Root Cellar and create a legendary 7/7 Turnip creature with haste, vigilance, trample, and indestructible.

IIW: A book without any pages.

[mellifluoresce]

I have another five hours before I finish work, so I apologize for the turnip infestation, but honestly it hasn't even been that long lmao