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[NinjaCaterpie]

Very Big Turnip 2G
Artifact - Food (R)
Morph - Tap three untapped creatures you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
GG, Sacrifice Very Big Turnip: Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each other Food you control.

IIW: Jund

[chetoos]

Doki Doki Turnip 2
Artifact - Equipment Food (U)
When Doki Doki Turnip enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
2, , Sacrifice this artifact: you gain 3 life.
Tap an untapped creature you control: If Doki Doki Turnip is in your graveyard, return it to the battlefield.
Tap equipped creature, sacrifice Doki Doki Turnip: Doki Doki Turnip deals 2 damage to any target.

IIW: Secret Lair X Nintendo

[Megiddo]

Red Turnip 1
Artifact — Food {U}
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on Red Turnip. Then if Red Turnip has seven or more growth counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, you gain 10 life and draw two cards.
2, T, Sacrifice Red Turnip: You gain 3 life.

IIW: LOVE

[Cythare]

Haulm Street 2G
Enchantment (U)
When Haulm Street enters the battlefield, create three Food tokens.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice two Foods. If you do, roll a six-sided die, then create that many Food tokens.

IIW: Cleric tribal

[avatarz]

Turnip-Head 4
Creature — Scarecrow Food (U)
2, T, Sacrifice Turnip-Head: You gain 3 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Turnip-Head is in your graveyard, sacrifice a Plant creature. If you do, return Turnip-Head from your graveyard to the battlefield. Otherwise, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token.
3/3

IIW: Scarecrows

[void_nothing]

And still we are top trending.

[spacemonaut]

Burnip 2
Artifact — Food (U)
, , Sacrifice Burnip: You gain 3 life.
1RG, , Sacrifice Burnip: Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. That creature deals 3 damage to any target. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Consuming a burnip is known to inflict two things—rage and indigestion.

Flavor text from a friend. : )


IIW: Squirrellink but for another kind of token.

[Cythare]

Tursona 3
Artifact — Equipment Food (U)
2, t, Sacrifice Tursona: You gain 3 life.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has intimidate, and is a Food artifact in addition to its other types with "2, t, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."
Equip 2

IIW: You are the owner of a haberdashery, and need to make a hat for your sister's wedding

[mellifluoresce]

the challenge "Turnips" inexplicably not killing the thread

[KoolKoal]

Stalk Broker 3gw
Creature - Hog Advisor (R)
When Stalk Broker enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, roll a 6-sided die. The number of stalk counters on Stalk Broker becomes the number rolled. Then remove all turnip counters from all players. Those players create Treasure artifact tokens with ": Add one mana of any color." equal to the number rolled for each turnip counter removed in this way.
X: You get a turnip counter. X is equal to the number of stalk counters on Stalk Broker. Any player may activate this ability, but only as a sorcery.
1/1

IIW: creatures that can't attack or block

[Megiddo]

the challenge "Turnips" inexplicably not killing the thread

you're a few months late but everybody was on the turnip craze this year anyway

[Stapler]

The Mushroom Princess 1G
Legendary Creature - Fungus Noble (R)
G, T, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
1G, Sacrifice a Food: Choose one —
• The Mushroom Princess gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
• The Mushroom Princess fights target creature.
• The Mushroom Princess can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach until end of turn.
1/3

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

[void_nothing]

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

SURRAK TIME

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Turnip Queen 3GG
Creature- Plant Food (R)
4, T, Sacrifice Turnip Queen: Gain 6 life.
1G: Create a 1/1 green plant food creature token with "2,T,Sacrifice this creature: Gain 3 life."
4/5

IIW: crocodilians

[Ulka]

Turnip Tosser 1R
Creature - Goblin Serf (C)
T: Produce Thrower deals 1 damage to target creature. If you control more than eight creatures, sacrifice a creature.
Goblins are known for throwing anything at those they don't like, even their life savings if they think it will hurt.
1/1

iiw: white card advantage

Note: I'm sad I missed the last challenge so I made a card for both =D

[Cythare]

Nocturnip 2BB
Creature — Plant Vampire (R)
Flying
Whenever Nocturnip deals combat damage to a creature, its controller sacrifices it and creates a Food token.
Whenever a player sacrifices a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on Nocturnip.
3/3

IIW: Amphins

[lookingupanddown]

Turnip Infusion 2GG
Enchantment - Essence
Essence artifact (Treat this enchantment as if it's an Aura attached to all artifacts you control when Turnip Infusion enters the battlefield.)
Enchanted artifacts you control are Food in addition to their other subtypes.
Sacrifice two enchanted artifacts you control: Prevent all damage dealt by snow sources this turn.

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Turnip Farm
Land (U)
T: Add C.
At the beginning of your untap step, if Turnip Farm is untapped, you may put a cultivation counter on it.
X,T, Remove X cultivation counters from Turnip Farm: Create X colorless artifact food tokens with "2,T, Sacrifice this artifact: Gain 3 life."

IIW: Old MacDonald had a farm.

[Ulka]

18 entries in 13 Hours. Holy we are so close to the 20 in 24 mark!!!

[cadp_]

the challenge "Turnips" inexplicably not killing the thread

you're a few months late but everybody was on the turnip craze this year anyway

I blame Animal Crossing.

[Megiddo]

18 entries in 13 Hours. Holy we are so close to the 20 in 24 mark!!!

I don't know if we'll ever get up to 99 posts per day like we did at the peak, but it does feel like we have some of the old energy back.

[cadp_]

18 entries in 13 Hours. Holy we are so close to the 20 in 24 mark!!!

I don't know if we'll ever get up to 99 posts per day like we did at the peak, but it does feel like we have some of the old energy back.

It's at a pretty respectable 47 48 posts in the last 24 hours, of which maaaaaaaybe a third of that is "commentary" rather than entries/judgings.

Maybe.

I think I also blame Animal Crossing for this.

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Goblins' Breakfast
Sorcery (R)
Goblins' Breakfast deals damage to each of your creature equal to number of Food you control. When it does, creatures you control gets trample and +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Food you control.
"Mama, I hate turnips."
"Quit whining and eat all or no snails at lunch, young Gobbo."

IIW: Green Tea

[void_nothing]

>"commentary"

You can say %$#% here it's ok

[Ulka]

%$#% is the best commentary