The DCC - June 5th, 2026

[bravelion83]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people.  Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread.  If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread.  If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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The daily thread is posted between 7 and 8:30 am CET (1-2:30 am ET), please adjust for your time zone.

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June 5th
Theme: ANIMALS 3/6
Mechanical bull — "Stripper" by Achille Lauro
San Marino ESC 2022, held in Turin, Italy
WARNING: mild mimicked sexual movements and a gay kiss.
Video from ESC second semifinal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCmX64N_sXM
Lyrics: https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2022/san-marino

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DCC Scoreboard

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Rithaniel 9 (+2)
Alchemist 8 (+3 +1)
netn10 8
Indighost 7 (+2)
JessWill 6 (+1)
bravelion83 5 (+1)
BatBite 4 (+3 +1)
wizyard 2 (+2)

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Votes: Alchemist, wizyard

Fall From Grace B
Instant (Uncommon)
Destroy target worthy creature. (A creature is worthy if it's a legendary non-Villain that's red and/or white.)
Cycling 2
"What is a hero, but a villain realizing their true potential?"
—The Vile Three

Rithaniel, JessWill

Charm Peddler 2U
Creature - Goblin Citizen (U)
Whenever you choose a mode of a spell, draw a card.
2/2

Votes: BatBite, Indighost

Artistic Impetus
Instant R
This spell costs less to cast if it targets a spell you own.
Put target artifact spell onto the battlefield under your control.

Votes: Wizyard, Alchemist

Jessica, Butcher of Hearts
Legendary Kinky Creature - Human Dominator (R)
Deathtouch, haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control deals combat damage to a player, seduce that player until end of turn. (While seduced, that player can't cast spells or activate abilities and plays with their hand revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from that player's hand.)
4/4

It me! Hat Tip to @archemediesx

V: BatBite, Alchemist

Steady Growth g
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for any land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped with a stun counter. Then shuffle.

Votes: Rithaniel, bravelion83

Dance Permit 2W
Artifact (R)
Creatures can't attack unless they have a permit counter.
(1)(2/W): Put a permit counter on target creature without a permit counter. Any player may activate this ability.

Votes: BatBite, Indighost

Zoological Menagerie 2GG
Enchantment (R)
When this enchantment enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/2 green and white Gazelle creature token.
• Create a 2/3 green and blue Rhino creature token.
• Create a 2/1 black and green Cat creature token.
• Create a 3/2 red and green Ape creature token.
• Sacrifice this enchantment.

[wizyard]

Rithaniel, Indighost

The Theorist 2WB
Legendary Planeswalker - Jace (M)
+2: Amass Illusions 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a blue Illusion. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 blue Illusion Army creature token first.)
-X: Target player reveals their hand. Until The Theorist leaves the battlefield, exile each nonland card in that player's hand with mana value X or less.
-11: Target player's life total becomes equal to the number of cards in their hand.
4

[bravelion83]

Votes: Alchemist, Indighost

Kiss of Love W
Instant (U)
Choose two target creatures you control. Remove them from combat, then untap them.
Love drives the world. War destroys it.

[archemediesx]

Votes: bravelion83 , wizyard

Seduced by Bolas 5UBR
Sorcery (M)
Choose any number of players. Each player chosen this way draws three cards and creates three treasure tokens. Seduce each opponent chosen this way until end of turn. Untap up to five lands. (While seduced, that player can't cast spells or activate abilities and plays with their hand revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from that player's hand.)

[netn10]

Votes: Alchemist, Indighost

Acceptance 2RR
Creature — Elemental (Mythic)
When thid creature enters and at the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell, activate an ability, or attack this turn, discard your hand, then draw seven cards.
Evoke RRRR This doesn't count as casting a spell. (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)
"I will live, and I will die, and that is enough."
2/4

[Rithaniel]

Votes: wizyard, Alchemist

Guardian Node
Artifact U
Sacrifice this artifact: Return target instant or sorcery spell you control to its owner's hand.

[Indighost]

V: Wizyard, Alchemist

Trigger Thread gg
Instant
Create a 1/2 green spider creature token with reach. If an opponent controls a creature with flying, create another 1/2 green spider creature token with reach.

[JessWill]

Votes: Wizyard, Bravelion83

Outerworld Step
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you played it from anywhere other than your hand, exile it, then return it to the battlefield tapped and attacking at the beginning of your next combat step.

[Alchemist]

Votes: Indighost, bravelion83

Vantoleone Dancer XRGW
Creature - Elf Performer (U)
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters and a haste counter.
T, Remove a counter from this creature, choose one:
• Goad target creature.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
2/2