Universes Beyond Game

[void_nothing]

Moon-and-Star, Ring of Nerevar 5
Legendary Artifact
Creature spells you cast cost 2 less to cast and can't be countered.
Whenever a nonlegendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a legendary creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. This ability triggers only once per turn.

Next:
Jujutsu Kaisen
Hades
Lord of the Rings (including all other Middle-Earth based fiction)

[Sagharri]

Silmaril, the Wonder 3CC
Legendary Artifact (R)
When Silmaril, the Wonder enters, if it's a token, exile it.
As long as you control exactly two or three permanents named Silmaril, the Wonder, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them.
: Add three mana of any one color.
Exile three artifacts named Silmaril, the Wonder: Put all permanent cards from your graveyard onto battlefield. Activate this ability only if you control a commander.
Light of Valinor.

Next:
Warhammer AoS
Jujutsu Kaisen
Hades

[Raptorchan]

Zargeus, Prodigal Son 1r
Legendary Creature — Demigod Warrior (M)
First strike, haste, trample
When Zagreus leaves the battlefield, you get an experience counter.
Zagreus gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have.
2/1

Next:

Horizon Zero Dawn
Game of Thrones
The Witcher

[EsperCormorant]

Steel Witcher Sword
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
When equipped creature deals damage to a Human, destroy that creature.
: Transform Steel Witcher Sword. Activate only as a sorcery.
Equip
//
Silver Witcher Sword
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
When equipped creature deals damage to a non-Human creature, destroy that creature.
: Transform Silver Witcher Sword. Activate only as a sorcery.
Equip

Next:
-Rain World
-The Martian
-Pan's Labyrinth

[FastoDash]

White Lizard 2GG
Creature - Lizard
Hexproof, reach
3/3

Next:
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Inscryption
Noita

[Discobolos]

Leshy, Hateful Scrybe
Legendary Creature - Elemental Artificer (M)
Ward - Pay 2 life for each card in your hand.
Whenever a non-land permanent enters under an opponent's control, choose one:

Pliers — You lose X life and that opponent loses X life where X is that permanent's mana value
Dagger — Discard your hand and draw X cards where X is that permanent's mana value.
Scissors — Sacrifice target non-land permanent you control that shares a card type with that permanent, then destroy another target non-land permanent that shares that card type.

3/6

The Stoat
Creature - Weasel (C)
When this creature enters, if it was plotted, put a Lifelink counter on target creature you control.
Plot
1/3

The Stinkbug
Creature - Insect (C)
When this creature enters, if it was plotted, put a Wither counter on target creature you control.
Plot
1/2

The Stunted Wolf
Creature - Wolf (U)
When this creature enters, if it was plotted, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Then put a +1/+1 counter on The Stunted Wolf for each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Plot
2/2

The Mantis God
Legendary Creature - Insect God (R)
Creatures you control have Myriad.
1/1

The Daus
Creature - Boar (U)
Whenever a spell or ability you don't control targets a permanent you control, The Daus deals 1 damage to that spell or ability's controller.
2/2

Urayuli
Creature - Beast Horror (C)
This creature attacks each turn if able.
7/7


Next:
Guilty Gear
Hylics
Deep Rock Galactic

[folding_music]

Happy Chaos 2ur
Legendary Creature - Avatar
Reach
: Happy Chaos deals 1 damage to any target.
Whenever Happy Chaos becomes tapped, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it and exile it, then shuffle. If you do, untap Happy Chaos.
3/3

next:
balatro
slay the spire
omaha the cat dancer. giggle

[EsperCormorant]

Showman
Artifact Creature - Clown (MR)
You may play cards as though they were any permanent you control.
Whenever you cast a spell that shares a name with a permanent you control, draw a card.
3/5

Next:
-Haste: Broken Worlds
-Axiom Verge
-Mario Kart

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Hoverling
{G}{U}
Creature - Plant (U)
Flying, vigilance
Glitched -As long as an opponent has four or more card types among cards in their graveyard, this creature can only block creatures with flying and has "When this creature dies, create your choice of two Food tokens, two Junk tokens, or two tapped Treasure tokens."
2/2


Mushroom Poof
3{G}{G}
Creature - Fungus (U)
2{G}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.
Glitched -Whenever this creature becomes tapped, if an opponent has four or more card types among cards in their graveyard, put a stun counter on this creature, then you may draw a card.
3/3


Furglot
1{B}{G}
Creature - Fungus (U)
Lifelink
Glitched -As long as an opponent has four or more card types among cards in their graveyard, this creature can't attack and has "T: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. You may draw a card."
2/3


Next:
Resident Evil
Yoshi's Story
StuGo

[Discobolos]

Nemesis T-02, the Pursuer
Legendary Creature - Human Mutant Soldier (M)
Indestructible, Menace, Vigilance
If this creature is modified, it has Reach.
Sacrifice a land, pay 3 life: Return this creature from the graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
7/7

The Mold
Legendary Enchantment (M)
Whenever a non-basic land is put into a graveyard, you may pay 3 life. If you do, exile target non-legendary creature from a graveyard and create a tapped token that is a copy of that creature except it is black and it is a zombie in addition to its other types.

Las Plagas
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant non-artifact creature
Enchanted creature gains +0/+3.
If enchanted creature would die due to combat damage, negate that damage, put three +1/+1 counters on it, and it has "This creature attacks each turn if able."


Next:
Deep Rock Galactic
Hylics
Grim Dawn

[Discobolos]

Manual bump!

APD-B317, "Bosco" 1WR
Artifact Creature - Robot (C)
Flying
Whenever another player creates a Treasure, you may tap this creature. If you do, you gain control of that Treasure.
2/2

Scout Class
Enchantment - Class (U)
The first time any source would deal non-combat damage to you during your turn, prevent that damage.
2G: Level 2
Creatures you control have reach.
4G: Level 3
Whenever you play a land beyond your first in a turn, untap and put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

We're Rich!
Sorcery (R)
This spell is all colors.
Tap all Treasures and Gold.
If three or more Treasures and Gold were tapped this way, untap all non-Gold and non-Treasure permanents you control.
If six or more Treasures and Gold were tapped this way, take an extra turn after this one.
Exile this spell.

Protect Doretta!
Battle (R)
When this battle enters and on your upkeep, put a phase counter on it.
Creatures attacking you get +1/+0 for each phase counter on this battle.
On your upkeep, if there are four or more phase counters on this battle, exile it, then return it to the battlefield transformed.
<4>
//
Ommoran Heartstone
()Artifact
This artifact is all colors.
: Choose a permanent type. Add X mana of any one color where X is the number of that type of permanent you control.


Next:
Grim Dawn
Helldivers
Lies of P

[BatBite]

SG-225 Breaker
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has +1/+1.
When equipped creature attacks, deal X damage to each creature you don't control, where X is half its Power, rounded down.
Equip

Next: (This should be fun)
Yu-gi-oh
Pokemon
Hearthstone

[EsperCormorant]

Magikarp
Creature - Fish (C)
Evolve
As long as Magikarp has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it's a 3/3 Serpent with trample and loses all other abilities.
1/1

Tyrogue
Creature - Warrior (C)
: Choose one. Activate only once -
-Tyrogue becomes a 4/2 Warrior with haste.
-Tyrogue becomes a 3/3 Warrior with menace.
-Tyrogue becomes a 2/4 Warrior with first strike.
1/1

Charizard
Creature - Dragon (R)
Flying, haste
Blaze - While Charizard is damaged, it has ": This creature deals 1 damage to any target".
5/5

The Distortion World
Legendary Land (R)
Legendary non-Human creature cards in your hand have Warp. The Warp cost is equal to their mana cost reduced by .
: Add . You lose 1 life.

Everstone
Artifact (R)
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, instead you may draw that many cards.
, : Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Next:
-Hollow Knight (not silksong)
-Kerbal Space Program
-Disco Elysium

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Can the magnificence of the human disaster known as Harry Du Bois be captured in a single card?

I doubt it.

Note: I have never played or watched a playthrough of Disco Elysium. Everything I know about him is via fandom osmosis, and what I learned is that essentially everything is wrong with him, and the more I learn about him the worse he gets. He is a damaged broken human, physically, mentally, and spiritually, and his appeal is a direct result of it, rather than in spite of it.

EDIT: Increased cost and removed {T} from ability because otherwise he can't attack.

Harrier "Harry" Du Bois
2{R}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Human Detective (M)
Partner with Kim Kitsuragi, Loyal Lieutenant
As Harry enters, roll two six-sided dice. Harry's power is equal to one of those results and his toughness is equal to the other. Your maximum hand size becomes equal to the the difference between those two results.
: Roll two six-sided dice. Harry gets +X/+Y until end of turn, where X is equal to one of those results and Y is equal to the other. You draw cards equal to the difference between those results, then discard that many cards minus one. If both results are equal, instead discard your hand, then draw seven cards.
*/*


Kim Kitsuragi, Loyal Lieutenant
{W}{U}
Legendary Creature - Human Detective (M)
Partner with Harrier "Harry" Du Bois
Vigilance, ward {2}
Other legendary permanents you control have ward {2}.
Whenever you roll one or more dice, investigate. Then if this is the second time this ability resolved this turn, untap up to one artifact or creature you control.
2/3


NEXT:
-Yoshi's Story
-Aliens (Xenomorph)
-Donkey Kong Country

[folding_music]

(for Disco Elysium giggle)
Tequila Sunset 1r
Legendary Creature -- Human Pilot
Whenever a Vehicle you control attacks, you may pay . If you do, that Vehicle gains flying and trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that Vehicle's power. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice that Vehicle and put a stun counter on Tequila Sunset.
Tequila Sunset crews Vehicles as though his power were 2 greater.
1/1

(for Yoshi's Island (this is what I read instead of "Yoshi's Story" and I have no idea what that is <3))
Egg Ricochet
Sorcery
Until end of turn, whenever an artifact card enters your graveyard from anywhere, Egg Ricochet deals 1 damage to target tapped creature.

(for Alien)
Fiorina 161
Land -- Planet
Fiorina 161 enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add . If a creature card is exiled with Fiorina 161, add another .
Station
9+: , : Exile target creature that's attacking you. Return all other cards exiled with Fiorina 161 to the battlefield under their owners' control.

next:
Night in the Woods
1000xRESIST
2000AD

[Discobolos]

I Am The Law! 4UR
Enchantment (R)
Whenever another player commits a crime against you, exile target non-land permanent they control. You may cast permanents exiled this way by paying where X is that permanent's mana value.
"We are the only thing fighting for order in the chaos."

Bio-silicon Microchip
Artifact (R)
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay . If you do, return it to the battlefield from the graveyard and attach it to this artifact.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, exile all creatures attached to it.
, : Until end of turn, target creature you control has all keywords on creatures attached to this artifact.

Tharg the Mighty 1URG
Legendary Planeswalker - Tharg (M)
+2 - Draw a card. You may reveal it. If you do, scry 1.
-3 - You have protection from target player until the end of that player's next turn.
-7 - You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice all artifacts you control. If you sacrifice four or more artifacts, your life total becomes your starting life total. Otherwise, you gain 4 life for each artifact sacrificed this way."
Tharg the Mighty can be your commander.
<4>


Next:
Lies of P
Power Rangers
Grim Dawn

[Discobolos]

(Another manual bump :T)

Nemesis Status 2RR
Enchantment - Aura Curse (R)
Enchant player
Creatures attacking enchanted player get +2/+0 until end of turn.
On each other player's end step, if that player that dealt combat damage to enchanted player that turn, that player creates a Blood token.

Mark of the Myrmidon 1G
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks, it has Indestructible.
Umbra armor

Nightblade Mastery BR
Enchantment - Class (R)
Token creatures you control have skulk.
2BR - Level 2
Whenever a creature you don't control dies due to combat damage, create two Blood tokens.
1BBRR - Level 3
Whenever you deal non-combat damage to an opponent, creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn where X is the amount of non-combat damage dealt.


Next:
Power Rangers
Lies of P
Quake

[folding_music]

I only know Quake!

Pack of Fiends 2rrr
Instant
Create three 2/2 red Demon creature tokens with reach and flanking. Pack of Fiends deals 3 damage to you.
Yes, flanking!

Lightning Gun
Artifact -- Equipment
Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and has first strike.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if equipped creature has islandwalk, Lightning Gun deals 5 damage to each target. (This includes equipped creature.)
Equip -- Pay or sacrifice a Powerstone

House of Chthon
Legendary Land
: Add .
Whenever House of Chthon becomes tapped while you control at least one Demon or Devil, create a Lavaball. (It's a red Enchantment token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Lavaball. It deals 1 damage to any target chosen at random.")

Oof
Instant
Regenerate target permanent.
Rocket Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying . Then exile this card. Do this only if you've taken damage from a source you control this turn.)

next:
Fire Emblem
Blade Runner
Rocky Horror Picture Show