Shaper of Currents 4UU Creature — Whale (U) Whenever Shaper of Currents attacks, another target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Mutate 1UUU (At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1UUU . If you do, sacrifice this creature and search your library for a creature card with convert...

Design (2/3) Appeal : This is primarily a card for J, though S might be willing to implement it in a Simic shell. It isn't splashy enough for T. (2.5/3) Elegance : Long-winded but straightforward. Development (3/3) Viability : Much like Oko, neutering multiple creatures is very Simic and Mythic. (2...

Dack, Psychometrist [sym=ur][sym=ur] Legendary Creature — Human Wizard (M) Whenever Dack, Psychometrist attacks, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard two cards. Whenever you draw your fifth card in a turn, exile Dack, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. 2...

Design (2/3) Appeal : S likes to steal, as does J. T doesn't quite see the appeal. (2.5/3) Elegance : I have no problem understanding the card. Then again, I'm used to playing with Sleeper Agent . Development (1/3) Viability : Blue is the color of non-temporary theft, and still has access to tappin...

Judgments complete. Design (2.5/3) Appeal : J and S like the potential here, but T can't be lured away from Big Green to Lackluster White. (3/3) Elegance : The ability sentence runs on a bit for my taste (as occurs quite often in MtG), but there's no misunderstanding what the card does. Development ...

void_nothing wrote: ↑

4 years ago

In white?

Questionably racist, not blatant as IP. I still wonder who approved that art, though it does fit the card name.

The challenge is Mono White. MtG has had some questionably racist cards printed in White, so I decided to riff on that. Also, it's been three days - we're into troll time.

Calcification WWWWW
Sorcery (R)
Exile all mulitcolor permanents, then destroy all nonwhite creatures.
"I'm not racist, I'm just prefer a state of hegemony."

IIW: Old school color-hosing.

This might be the card that gets Nissa banned from Standard. Turn 3 Nissa, playing this on Turn 4, plus Nissa to untap a Forest and add GGGGGG , use four to cast The Great Henge , and being able to add another GGGGGG ? That is Christmasland, yes, but... this kind of nonsense has been known to occur....

Judging complete. Design (2/3) Appeal : T's not much for sharing information. You had S's attention at "Draw a card." (3/3) Elegance : About as straightforward as it gets. Development (3/3) Viability : The ability is very Blue, and the effect is fine at Common. That said... (1/3) Balance :...

Further proof that Burn can't have nice things. How does this spell make sense in a Standard where there are currently fourteen (legal) 3-drop PWs that can activate and be at 4 loyalty or more? Magma Jet was recently downshifted to Common, but this needs to be Uncommon? Even for Limited, the return ...

So, Mistform Ultimus is an Elder Dragon, Elder Demon, Elder Dinosaur, and now also an Elder Giant. It might need a Rascal to get around soon.

Pelt Collector and Yorvo aren't going to mind getting two counters off Uro coming and going, either.

You want to cast Hydroid Krasis ? Draw no cards, gain no life, and your creature is denied. Shuts down the triggers for Brineborn Cutthroat and Edgewall Innkeeper in addition to countering the spell that set off the trigger unless your opponent pays 4 for each. It shuts down Lucky Clover 's trigger ...

It would appear Siona, Captain of the Pyleas isn't going to warrant their own thread (though she's in the spoiler), but it's number 226.

It's an Elemental Giant. First time for that (outside of Changelings and the OG everything bagel ). I will be making room for this in Arena Brawl decks for Torbran, Grumgully, and Omnath III. I don't know if it'll be good enough for Standard, as there is a lot of competition at 4 CMC in decks that m...

Best use in Standard I can see is with Immortal Phoenix , effectively giving it Raid 2R . A surprise Rakdos, the Showstopper on offense or defense could cause mass casualties (without killing Purphoros). And if you want to go super old school for EDH, Lifeline has you bring back the creature after y...

I'll offer my services as an editor should you need it, brave. Also, as a Reserve Judge, should there be a dearth for this month.

Evanesce CCC
Sorcery (R)
Exile target nonland permanent.
All things end. Most are not remembered.

IIW: Murmuring Bosk-style lands.

Another consideration is Geier Reach Sanitarium, though it does allow your opponent to loot as well. Since you're already Trolling, you could run Cryptbreaker, which lets you fill the yard while also gaining blockers.

Gideon always read as more of an Ace to me. I'll choose CotD . Clarion Keening BRG Sorcery (R) Each creature simultaneously deals damage equal to its power to each other creature. The sound boiled their blood until it it found release from sword and tooth and claw. IIW: Pride (however you'd care to ...

Weisman, Lorekiller WWUU Legendary Creature — Human Troll (M) When you cast this spell, exile all legendary permanents. Players can't cast legendary spells or activate abilities of legendary permanents. "The Eldrazi could learn a thing or two from me about destroying the Multiverse." 0/6 ...

Scales of Bellicosity 1RG Artifact (U) As long as the number of cards in your library is even, creatures you control have trample. As long as the number of cards in your library is odd, creatures you control have first strike. [sym=T], Discard a creature card: Draw a card. I can't see WotC ever doi...

You gain 1 life for Grapeshot being cast. The storm copies are put onto the stack above the original Grapeshot, not cast, so Dragon's Claw does not trigger for the copies. You then take 1 damage eight times (provided Grapeshot is the eighth spell being cast this turn in the example), provided you ar...

Invoke Prejudice (146 decks): Yes, I'm that kind of Blue player sometimes. Great for shutting out other Generals from the game. In the Eye of Chaos (94 decks): Yes, you can play Blue with very few non-permanent cards. This actually fits quite well in Alela decks. I would venture that these aren't p...

Yeti Endure RWB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all nonland permanents that share a name.
Breathing easy, 1996 World Champion found no fear from this spell.

IIW: Seriously?! Non-Theros Devotion.