The DCC - March 7th, 2024

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Post by bravelion83 » 2 months ago

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.



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  • Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
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  • Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
  • Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
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  • This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
  • When posting make sure that:
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(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)



Notes of the Day



As I said, this is going up a couple hours in advance because it's past 10 pm here in Italy and I need to go to bed, as I have to wake up in the Italian early morning for yet another obligation tied to my father's death...

Today you're going to meet Derkin Kratich, also known as just "Derk" (the "e" is pronounced like a schwa). He's the only cousin of Kim and Vuk's, on the part of their father as you can see by their surnames being the same. I have the whole Kratich family tree tracing back to a couple generations ago, and also foreseeing the next one, but don't tell Derk now! He can't know it yet!

Derk is the tactician of the group, having studied at academic level to make it his own real job, after him accidentally setting his own family's garden on fire as a child (young Kim and young Vuk were also present in that moment) caused him to take his own path in life: that of control. That episode in his childhood traumatized him and made him feel guilty, and to avoid feeling guilty again he realized that he has to think before acting, always planning ahead and having the control of the situation. He's essentially a control junkie, trying to escape guilt by taking control of everything. That made him want to become a professional tactician as an adult, and he managed it. What he didn't manage to do is taking control of his inner feelings, and for a person like him that's a big thing. He suffers from anxiety, and he blames his own brain for that. In the novel, his anxiety attacks are actually told as fights between him and his brain, with direct dialogue between them (though it's really all in his head) as if his brain were an actual separate person and they were physically fighting. Derk considers his own brain his worst enemy, and curses against it all the time. That's his conflict. He's a professional tactician and an anxious person at the same time. It's not easy, even though his anxiety is not about what he does, he knows he's good at his job and he's very confident about it, rather about who he is as a person. He's quite insecure about his personal life, but very confident about what he has chosen as his job at the same time.

netn10's card and votes have been added.



DCC Scroreboard



netn10 16 (+2)
Rithaniel 16 (+4)
bravelion83 11 (+1)
OneAndOnly 11 (+2)
RattingRots 7
void_nothing 6
archemedesx 5
KB52665 4 (+4)
marioguy3 4 (+1)




bravelion83 wrote:
2 months ago
Votes: netn10, OneAndOnly

As promised above, say hi to Drago:

Drago's Joke BR
Sorcery (U)
Drago's Joke deals 1 damage to each battle, creature, and planeswalker. Each player exiles a card from their hand. Until end of turn, you may cast cards you own exiled this way.
"Oh, come on, Kim! Yeah, it was bad, but so what? Just let yourself go! Have a good laugh once in a while! Please don't be so serious that you infect me with boredom..."
OneAndOnly wrote:
2 months ago
Votes: Rithaniel, KB52665
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Sacrament of the Faithful -- WW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Sacrament of the Faithful isn't a token, create a token copy of it and attach it to a non-enchanted creature you control.
RattingRots wrote:
2 months ago
KB52665, Rithaniel

Cull 1WB
Sorcery (R)
Choose one--
Destroy two target creatures with combined mana value less than 5. If they're controlled by the same player, that player draws a card.
Destroy two target creatures each with mana value 5 or greater. Each of their controllers draws a card.
Rithaniel wrote:
2 months ago
Votes: netn10, marioguy3

Cancellation of Time
Instant R
You can't cast this spell during any player's first, second, or third turns of the game.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
wizyard wrote:
2 months ago
Rithaniel, KB52665
netn10 wrote:
2 months ago
Votes: bravelion83, OneAndOnly

Kederekt Contemplator 1RR
Creature - Ogre Mutant Warlock (Rare)
Menace
Prowess
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, [discard a card. If you do,] draw a card.
Unearth-Cleave UB
4/2
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Post by bravelion83 » 2 months ago

Votes: OneAndOnly, RattingRots

Today say hi to Derk! Don't worry, he's a nice guy. Just don't mention his brain to him and everything will be fine...

Derkin's Plan WU
Sorcery (U)
Look at the top card of your library, then you may choose a card in your graveyard. If you do, exchange those cards. (The card stays on top of your library if you can't or don't choose a card in your graveyard to exchange it with.)
"Look, I'm a professional tactician. Planning ahead is my job, but feelings can't be planned unfortunately. You can plan everything outside of you, but nothing inside. I wish you could."



marioguy3 wrote:
2 months ago
The early post threw me off, but might as well strike early this day.
@marioguy3 Sorry but I had to do it for real life reasons, as I've explained in the note of the day, and I had said yesterday that it would have happened. It's just for today. It shouldn't happen again for the rest of the month.
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For my projects (Jeff Lionheart, "One pierced heart, two mindful horns", republished articles from my series "The Lion's Lair", and custom sets), see Leo's content index (Last updated on April 25th 2024 - Added TLL #5).
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Post by marioguy3 » 2 months ago

Votes: Rithaniel, OneandOnly

The early post threw me off, but might as well strike early this day.

Day 5: Counterproof
Instant (Rare)
The next X spells you cast can't be countered. Add X .
Scry 1.
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Post by archemediesx » 2 months ago

Votes: RattingRots , bravelion83
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Post by OneAndOnly » 2 months ago

Votes: RattingRots, netn10
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Culmination of Flame -- 7R
Sorcery {R}
Culmination of Flame deals damage to any target equal to the total mana value of spells you have cast this turn.

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Post by RattingRots » 2 months ago

OneAndOnly, netn10

Niambi's Command WU
Instant (R)
Choose two--
-Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
-Target creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
-Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
-Remove all counters from target creature.
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Post by MonoRedMage » 2 months ago

Votes - RattingRots, netn10

Bestial Toughs 2R
Creature - Centaur Minotaur Viashino {U}
When Bestial Toughs enters the battlefield, choose one -
- Destroy target artifact with mana value 1 or less.
- Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn.
- Scry 1, then add R.
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Post by netn10 » 2 months ago

Votes: bravelion83, Rithaniel

Beauty in Destruction 2RR
Sorcery (Rare)
Destroy each artifact and nonbasic land. For each permanent destroyed this way, its controller creates a Treasure token.
"If only the Guildless knew the secrets hidden beneath the tiny veil of 'progress' and 'grandeur' that the other guilds boast of. Surely, they would join us in uncovering the lost beauty buried beneath it all..."
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Post by Rithaniel » 2 months ago

Votes: OneAndOnly, RattingRots

Turn Back the Aeons
Sorcery R
Choose up three target cards in your graveyard. If you spent to cast this spell, you may cast a sorcery card from among those cards without paying its mana cost. If you spent to cast this spell, you may put an artifact or enchantment card from among them onto the battlefield. If you spent to cast this spell, you may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Return the rest to your hand. Exile Turn Back the Aeons.
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