The DCC - July 9th, 2023

[void_nothing]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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DCC Scoreboard

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Raptorchan 24 (+3)
Riria 19 (+1)
void_nothing 18 (+2)
netn10 15 (+3)
bravelion83 13 (+2)
Rithaniel 11 (+0)
Komandon 6 (+6)
marioguy3 2 (+1)
RattingRots 0 (+0)

Rithaniel's probation: 15 days left.

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Dammit, missed the chance to fix wording

Raptorchan, void_nothing

Carriage of the Kha 1
Artifact - Vehicle (R)
Crew 2
You have ward 1.
3/3

Votes: void_nothing, marioguy3 (even if the last ability is just a very convoluted way to say "When CARDNAME dies, you may exile it. When you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.")

Quandrix Math Test 2GU
Sorcery (R)
Choose target creature you control. You draw cards equal to the difference between the highest value between the chosen creature's power and toughness and the other. (For example, if the chosen creature is a 3/1, you draw two cards. If it's a 2/5, you draw three cards.)
In the Quandrix college, how well you do is always determined by your numbers.

Votes: Bravelion83, netn10

Coastal Hunt 2g
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
Cycling 1g
When you cycle Coastal Hunt, create a Food token.

Votes: Raptorchan, Komadon

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Venedrex, Second round

Spitball Lighting rrr
Creature - Elemental (Rare)
Trample, haste
Spitball Lighting deals damage to players in form of Idea tokens. (They're enchantments with "1, Sacrifice this enchantment: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.")
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Spitball Lightning.
8/1

Votes: netn10, Komandon

Spy Hunt 1WUB
Sorcery (R)
Secretly choose a creature target opponent controls. That player may sacrifice any number of creatures.
Then, if the creature you chose is still alive, gain control of it.
"Oops."
—The Azorius Senate

Votes: Raptorchan, Komandon

Aldi's Strands of Fate
Instant R
Each player exiles a creature they control. Then randomly choose a card exiled this way and return it to the battlefield under your control. It gains haste. Its owner gains control of it at the beginning of the next end step.

Votes: bravelion83 , Riria

Judge's Gaval 2WW
Artifact
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, that creature is exiled at the end of combat.
5, Sacrifice Judge's Gaval: exile target tapped creature and return to the battlefield all other creatures exiled by Judge's Gavel. Triggered abilities of those creatures entering the battlefield do not trigger.

Votes: netn10, Komandon

HM: Everybody else

Unwanted Boon W
Sorcery (R)
Attach target Aura you control attached to a creature you control to target creature you don't control. That Aura gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1, then draw a card." (The controller of the Aura, not the creature it's attached to, scries and draws.)
Islandcycling 2

[Raptorchan]

Votes: bravelion83, Riria

Bargaining Sphinx 2uu
Creature — Sphinx (R)
Flying
Whenever Bargaining Sphinx attacks, defending player may have you draw two cards. If they do, prevent all damage that Bargaining Sphinx would do to players this turn.
4/3

[bravelion83]

Votes: Raptorchan, RattingRots

Nature Manipulator 1G
Creature — Elf Shaman (R)
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact token, you may pay 1. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Nature Manipulator.
1G, T: Create your choice of a Clue token, a Food token, or a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery.
1/1

[netn10]

Votes: RattingRots, bravelion83

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slimytrout, Second Round

Xerex Flesh-Crafter 1RW
Creature - Fractal Horror (Uncommon)
Multiform (When this enters the battlefield, choose a form)
I - 2/2 Double strike.
II - 0/1 2, T: Create an Injector token. (It's an Equipment with equip 1 and "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on this artifact and transform it." It transforms into a 0/0 Horror creature token.)

[Rithaniel]

Votes: RattingRots, Riria

I just realized my attempt to put together random letters to make a character name ended up with "Aldi," which is a supermarket. (But oh well, the mechanics are still fun.)

Inquisitiveness
Legendary Creature - Incarnation M
Trample, hexproof
: Put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. It gains haste and "Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
: Creatures you control gain flying and "Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, draw a card" until end of turn.
5/5

[Riria]

Votes: bravelion83, Rithaniel (supermarkets are lit)

Oath of Pizza 4RG
Enchantment (Un-MR)
Whenever you draw a card, deal combat damage to a player, play a land, or cast a planesalker spell, create a Food token.
Sacrifice 20 Food tokens: You win the game.
Almost everything in moderation.

[Komandon]

Votes: RattingRots, Netn10

Shell Game 2UB
Sorcery (Rare)
Look at the top three cards of target opponents library and then exile them face down. That player choice one of those cards and puts it in their hand. Reveal the other two cards and they remain in exile.

[RattingRots]

netn10, Riria

Reject Tradition 1U
Instant (U)
Return target spell to its owner's hand. Counter that spell instead if it's historic. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
Scry 2

[marioguy3]

Votes: RattingRots, Raptorchan

Artifact Tax
Enchantment (Rare)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls three or more artifacts, you may search your library for an artifact card and put it onto the battlefield.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Raptorchan, Riria

Time Vacuity 3
Sorcery (R)
Choose one -
• Return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Sacrifice an Elder and pay 3 life. If you do, take an extra turn after this one and exile Time Vacuity.
One thing is consistent between the elder creatures of all planes: They are not sentimental.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

rattingrots rithaniel