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[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

A Song of Ice and Fire
Enchantment - Saga (M)
I - IV: Target player chosen at random sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among the creatures they control. If you were that player, draw a card.
V: Player who controls the creature with the greatest power becomes a Monarch. Prevent all combat damage dealt to that player until they lose Monarch. (If multiple players control the creatures tied for the greatest power, no one becomes the Monarch.)

IIW: White Foxes or white Cats.

[OneAndOnly]

Thousand-Page Tome -- CCC
Legendary Artifact
: Draw a card. Exile Thousand-Page Tome with three time counters on it. It gains suspend.
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IIW: Starting life totals

[Megiddo]

Million-Page Tome 3
Legendary Artifact {R}
T: Draw two cards. Exile Million-Page Tome. It gains suspend.
"Any day now...

IIW: roll me up

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Correct me if I did not get the meme.

Never-ended Tome
Legendary Artifact (R)
: Draw two cards and untap target land. Exile Never-ended Tome.
"... I am going on vacation to end it finally."

IIW: Water in three forms.

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Felicitous Union 2W
Enchantment (R)
When Felicitous Union enters the battlefield, each player gains 3 life. Until your next turn, creatures can't attack.
BR: Transform Felicitous Union.
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Betrayer's Feast
()Enchantment
Creatures you control have "T: This creature deals damage equal to its power to another target creature."
1b: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Betrayer's feast.

IIW: Enchantment tokens (creature or noncreature)

[mellifluoresce]

just to let you all know I am planning to start judging at some point but will never actually complete then

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Brunhilda, Nurturer of Dragons
[Daenerys, Mother of Dragons]
4ubrrr
Creature - Human Noble (M)
Protection from Dragons
When Brunhilda, Nurturer of Dragons enters the battlefield, create Breva, a legendary 3/3 blue Dragon creature token with flying and hexproof, and Volas, a legendary 4/4 black Dragon creature token with flying and deathtouch, and Azak, a legendary 6/6 red Dragon creature token with flying and trample. You become the monarch.
As long as you are the monarch, Dragon creature spells you cast cost 2 less to cast and can't be countered.
2/2

Notes: Went with Grixis instead of Jund since a blue flying dragon is easier to justify than a green one.


IIW: Rakshasa

[NinjaCaterpie]

Await the Impossible
Sorcery (M)
Suspend 3 WUBRG
Await the Impossible loses suspend as long as it's exiled (You don't remove time counters from it)
If you cast Await the Impossible from exile, you win the game.

IIW: Trees

[chetoos]

Aragorn's Tax Policy 3W
Enchatment (R)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may pay 1. If they don't, you create a treasure token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control 7 or more treasures, you become the monarch.
"Now that I've missed the point of Tolkein, I'll never release my next book, and let the show have the worst finale in recent memory outside of Supernatural."

IIW: Attack triggers

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Might as well jump on the meme wagon:

Jirard Jrillo, Persnickety Perfectionist
2wwuu
Legendary Creature - Human Scribe (M)
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, if it wasn't cast from exile, counter that spell. If the spell is countered this way, exile it with five time counters on it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
1/2


IIW: Rakshasa

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Sexposition 2W
Sorcery
Create 2 1/1 white Human creature tokens, then tap them.
Draw a card.
"Exposition dump + Gratuitous sex = Television Success!"

IIW: Slow down, everybody

[Wallycaine]

Terrial, The Halfman 1BW
Creature - Human Advisor
Whenever you are attacked by a creature, if Terrial is untapped, you draw a card and you lose one life.
W, T: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.
1/2
"Every setback contains an opportunity, even if you have to bleed to get it out of there."

IIW: Night and Day

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

The Wall of Ice
Creature — Wall (U)
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Suprisingly, there was no greenery around The Wall.
0/13

IIW: Profession you hate the most as a card in Ravnica

[Ulka]

Counterproductive Punishment
Enchantment (R)
Exile target creature you don't control with 5 time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last time counter is removed, return the creature under it's owner's control. It is now a White Zombie in addition to its other color and types and has" Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature is destroyed, return it to the battlefield under your control. It is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types."

IIW: Wordy Card (Would need 4 lines of text on the card)

[spacemonaut]

Avatar of A Bunch Of Jackasses All Murdering Each Other Constantly 4BR
Creature — Avatar
At the beginning of combat on each player's turn, that player chooses a creature they control and a creature they don't control. Those creatures fight each other. Until end of turn, whenever a creature chosen this way dies, the other creature's controller creates a treasure token.
6/6


IIW: The Forge

[Megiddo]

Jaire, the Kingmaker 2WW
Legendary Creature - Human Noble {R}
Vigilance
When Jaire, the Kingmaker enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
If another player would become the monarch, instead you choose an opponent. That player becomes the monarch. (You can choose the same player.)
2/4

IIW: The Frog

[Togs]

A Play of Chairs
Phenomenon
When you encounter A Play of Chairs, target player becomes the monarch. Each other player creates a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch.

IIW: Meg's IIW

[Megiddo]

which one tho


(also, judge has been contacted... should hopefully be within a couple of hours)

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

End in Vain
Sorcery (M)
The game ends in a draw.
There was a toil and tension, prayers and partings, sacrifices and sacriliges, but the end was just unassuming. And they all asked themselves, why did they lost so much on this task that ends in vain?

IIW: One submission too far.

[spacemonaut]

Venomed Blade 1BG
Artifact — Equipment (R)
When Venomed Blade enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by equipped creature dies, exile it.
2BG, unattach Venomed Blade: Put a creature exiled by Venomed Blade onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It's a black Zombie in addition to its other types.
Equip

IIW is still: The Forge

[Ulka]

Dwarven Gutshot RR
Instant
Dwarven Gutshot deals 3 damage to target creature. If you control a Dwarf, draw a card.

IIW: Wordy Cards

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Stray Character 1U
Creature- Human (C)
When Stray Character dies, draw a card.
"Ah man, I kinda liked that guy."
1/3

IIW: One mana legends.

[spacemonaut]

Likeable Main Character 1W
Creature — Human (U)
If damage would be dealt to another creature you control, it's dealt to Likeable Main Character instead.
"I love that guy!" "Me too. He's doomed"
3/1

IIW: The Forge

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Jackass Character
Creature - Human (R)
Indestuctible
Whenever damage is dealt to Jackass Character, each player sacrifices a creature.
"I'll bet that he will be the last one standing."
1/3

IIW: Daily use artifacts

[Cythare]

Romantic Tower Rendezvous 1G
Sorcery (U)
Put a +1/+1 counter on each of two target creatures you control.
Destroy up to one target creature with flying or reach. If you do, its controller investigates.

IIW: Equipment suitable for children