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Swarm of Killer Bees 1GG
Creature- Insect (R)
G: Swarm of Killer Bees gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
When Swarm of Killer Bees dies, create a 0/1 green Insect creature token called Killer Bees with flying and "G: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."
0/1

Bold choice to.. give the token flying but not the actual creature ?

Beevaluation:

Bee Keeper 1G
Creature - Human Peasant Druid
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a honey counter on Bee Keeper.
W, Remove three honey counters from Bee Keeper: Create a 1/1 green and white Insect creature token with flying named "Bee".
1/3

I like that you used white to get around giving mono-G flying. I think the entire card can just be mono-W at this point though.

Beevaluation:

Apis Hivequeen 2GW
Creature - Insect Noble
Defender, Flying, Hexproof
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 green and white Insect creature token with flying named "Bee".
1, Sacrifice an Insect: Apis Hivequeen gains indestructible until end of turn.
4/4

Good job making a card that reflects the communal nature of bees as well, which is much more interesting than just "stingy stingy" to me.

Beevaluation:

Bee Chateaus
Land
Bee Chateaus enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add G or W.
, T: Target Insect creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

This is nuts in Dr. Julius Jumblemorph edh.

Beevaluation:

Fire Beeather Wurm 3RG
Creature - Wurm Horror (R)
Trample
:Fire Beeather gets +2/+0 until end of turn if R was spent to pay for this ability, and Create a 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch if G was spent on this ability." (Do both if RG is spent on it.
"Only an idiot tries to fight a war on two fronts, and only a madman tries to fight one on Bee." - Eddings Vaidd, Guard Captain
6/5

It literally breathes bee ! Great execution of a pun

Beevaluation:

Sylvan Riddle 1GG
Sorcery (U)
Choose one —
• Create two 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying.
• Destroy up to two target creatures with flying.
That is the question.

Very clever, and actually works pretty well as a card too.

Beevaluation:

Goliath Bee Sting G
Sorcery (U)
Goliath Bee Sting deals 3 damage to target nongreen creature or nongreen planeswalker.

Make it a 3 power creature that fights something then dies and we're golden!

Beevaluation:

Deadly Dustwasp 2GG
Creature — Insect {U}
Flying, deathtouch
3/1

This might honestly be more fun to play with than most of the entries here, but this is Club Flamingo sir and only the most avant-garde of ideas have a chance.

Beevaluation:

Setessan envenomed bow 3
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature, that creature's controller creates a sting token.(A sting token is an artifact - sting equipment with "equipped creature gets -1/-1. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.")
Equipped creature has "2, 3: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature."
Equip 3
"A deadly Bee weapon." - Taranika, akroan veteran.

Setessan Killer Bee 3g
Creature - Insect (U)
Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, that creature's controller creates a Sting token attached to that creature.(A sting token is an artifact - sting equipment with "equipped creature gets -1/-1. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.")
"Bees, by Iroas." - Taranika, akroan veteran
1/3

Sting Ointment 1G
Instant
Destroy all stings attached to creatures you control.
"My work only succeeds if the subject is still alive. Dead, and the poison will continue to fester." - Achetheus, Meletis healer.

Judging all of these together. The flavor is fine, but I think this can be accomplished much more neatly just by using wither.
Beevaluation:

Spelling Bee
Creature - Insect (R)
Flying
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if its name is last alphabetically among creatures on the battlefield, its controller draws a card.
1/1

This actually is a fine un-card. I just wish it had a built-in way to break parity, maybe name it Zpelling Bee.

Beevaluation:

Hinterland Beekeeper G
Creature- Human (R)
Protection from Insects
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain 1 life for each Beehive you control.
3,T: Create a green tribal artifact Insect token called Beehive with "Whenever a creature with toughness 2 or greater attacks you or a planeswalker you control, this artifact deals 1 damage to that creature."
1/2

Kind of weird that one toughness creatures can get through but bigger ones can't if you have multiple hives.

Beevaluation:

Honey Bee 1g
Creature — Insect (U)
Flying
Whenever Honey Bee attacks, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
0/2

Simple and clean, I love it.

Beevaluation:

Beeordain
Sorcery (R)
Scry 2, then create a green 1/1 Insect token with flying and deathtouch.

lol

Beevaluation:

Vial of Bees g
Artifact - Equipment (R)
When equipped creature is dealt damage, sacrifice Vial of Bees. If you do, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
Equip 2
They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Oh shoot, this is pretty cool actually.

Beevaluation:

Diabolic Beedict 1G
Instant (U)
Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with flying and deathtouch. It fights target creature of an opponent's choice they control.

Spreading Bees 1G
Enchantment — Aura (U)
Enchant land
When Spreading Bees enters the battlefield, it loses "enchant land" and gains "enchant permanent."
As long as Spreading Bees has enchant permanent, enchanted permanent is a 1/1 green Insect creature with flying and deathtouch and loses all other abilities.

These are what we need in our lives

Beevaluation:

Bee-9
Legendary Artifact Creature - Insect (R)
Defender, flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless 0/1 Insect artifact creature token with defender and flying.
0/1

It doesn't seem very benign to me !

Beevaluation:

Beignets 3
Artifact - Food {U}
T, Sacrifice Beignets: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and tap it. That creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
2, T, Sacrifice Beignets: You gain 3 life.

good

Beevaluation:

Bee Ass 1BRG
Creature — Ass Insect (M)
Flying, deathtouch
When Bee Ass enters the battlefield, choose a card type.
Whenever a player cast a spell of the chosen type, Bee Ass deals 1 damage to that player, that player mills one card, sacrifice a nonland permanent and discards a card.
3/3

Bees are some of the thiccest members of the animal kingdom.

Beevaluation:

Bouncing Bee Bull 2G
Creature - Insect Ox (U)
Whenever Bouncing Bee Bull attacks, if it doesn't have trample, put a trample counter on it.
Whenever Bouncing Bee Bull attacks, if it has trample and doesn't have flying, put a flying counter on it.
Whenever Bouncing Bee Bull attacks, if it has flying, it gains indestructible until end of turn.
3/2

I like the growing keyword mechanic a lot, but I do feel like it has more potential than what we're working with here.

Beevaluation:

Reverbeerate GGG
Instant (R)
Copy target permanent spell except it's a 1/1 green Insect creature in addition to its other types and has flying. (It enters the battlefield as a token).

Beevaluation:

Bee Colony
Enchantment (U)
Whenever you are dealt 3 or more damage, create a green 0/1 Insect token with deathtouch, flying and ", Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to target attacking creature.".
"Each soldier should learn from bees: not only they die to protect their colony, but they make sure that they sacrifice is not meaningles."
—Asmira, Holy Avenger

Surprised no one has touched on dying to protect the colony yet. Seems kind of nuts on an uncommon though.

Beevaluation:

Bumbling Bee -- 3G
Creature - Insect
Flying
At the beginning of each your upkeep, tap a random artifact, creature, and land you control, then untap a random artifact, creature, and land you control.
4/1

lmao

Beevaluation:

Beta Beehemoth (aka - Bellowing Buzzer) 4g
Creature — Beast Insect (U)
At the beginning of each combat, experiment 5. If the experiment is successful, Beta Beehemoth gains flying until end of turn. (To experiment 5, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 5 or greater, the experiment is successful.)
"I think its wings might be too small."
4/5

Kinda cool tbh

Beevaluation:

Bee Larva G
Creature- Insect (U)
2G, T: Sacrifice Squirming Larva: Create a 2/1 green Insect creature token with flying and deathtouch.
(Melds with Royal Jelly)
0/2

Royal Jelly 0
Artifact (U)
T, Sacrifice Royal Jelly: Gain 3 life.
2,T, Sacrifice Royal Jelly: Draw a card.
4G,T: If you both own and control Royal Jelly and a creature named Bee Larva, exile them and meld them into Queen Bee.

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Queen Bee
O   Creature- Insect
Flying, Deathtouch
2G: Create a 2/1 green Insect creature token with flying and deathtouch.
5/5

Oh shoot, this is a pretty sick way to use meld, I really like it. My only qualm is that both halves need to be sacrificed to be good individually, so it could feel bad to deliberately not use the effect of one of them in the hope of drawing into the other. But I'm a fan of the entry overall.

Beevaluation:

Tireless Forager 1GW
(art: a real glamorous lookin' bee in a flower field)
Creature — Insect (U)
Flying, vigilance
Whenever Tireless Forager deals combat damage to an opponent, create a Food token.
GW, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
2/2

What a hardworking little fella! So there have been a few 5-bee entries here, but out of the top echelon of designs I'm giving this one the win because it really captures the "spirit" of bees and everything they stand for. It's sad that the representation of bees in magic so far has been based solely on swarming and stinging, but they're so much more than that.

Beevaluation:

Domesticated Bees
Creature - Insect (C)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.
: Domesticated Bees deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
1/2

I didn't read your text wall, but I'm on board with mono-W bees all the way. This is the best card you submitted, but having to do combat math every turn would make this oppressive at common; my recommendation would be to make it a one-shot sacrifice instead.

Beevaluation:

Bee Umbra
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has deathtouch, flying and its base power and toughness is 0/1.
Totem Armour

Seems kind of anthesis to what you want a totem armor card to bee doing.

Beevaluation:

Stinging Swarm BG
Creature - Insect (R)
Flying, wither
Whenever you lose life, put a +1/+1 counter on Stinging Swarm.
"If you don't want bees, don't go near the hive."
1/1

Solid stuff and looks fun to play with, only qualm is + and - counter mixing in the same "theoretical" set.

Beevaluation:

Possibeelity
Sorcery (U)
Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your graveyard. Put the rest on the bottom of library in random order. For each card put into library this way create a 0/1 green Insect creature token with flying.

I can get beehind this

Beevaluation:

Death by Bee Sting 3B
Sorcery {U}
Death by Bee Sting costs 2 less to cast if you control an Insect.
Destroy target creature.

Clean and simple, I love it. Only qualm is that this should probably just be "death by sting," and tbh I would still say that fits the challenge.

Beevaluation:

Honeybee Inn
Legendary Land - Inn
T: Add .
3, T: Until end of turn, target legendary creature with Cloud Strife in its name gets +3/+3 and gains lifelink and protection from creatures with Don Corneo in their names.

Nice

Beevaluation:

Flame-Sting Beeserker 2BR
Creature - Insect Berserker (U)
Haste
Flying
When Flame-Sting Beeserker deals combat damage to a player, that player puts a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.
3/2

This is an example of what humanity can accomplish when we expand our horizons to encompass non-green bees.

Beevaluation:

Lots of Unyaro Bee Stings 6GG
Instant (R)
Lots of Unyaro Bee Stings deals 5 damage to any target.

The Wicker man was great

Beevaluation:

Psychic Bee Sting 1GG
Sorcery (U)
Target opponent discards two cards.

Beevaluation:

Percieve the Unnatural
Sorcery (U)
Each player discards number of cards equal to number of green creatures with flying you control.
Touched by Emrakul, even Stensia bees became too horrid to watch.

IIW: Seven deadly sins or Seven heavenly virtues

Well.. it's 3-mana for a symmetric discard that's additionally heavily conditional


Beevaluation:

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Winner: Spacemonaut !

HM: You, if you had 5 bees

Next: Ants

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Insecticide 1BB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all Insects.
"I cant beelieve it."

IIW: Anteaters

[Cythare]

Carpenter Ants 1BR
Creature — Insect (R)
Menace
Whenever Carpenter Ants deals combat damage to a player, put a depletion counter on target land that player controls.
Lands with depletion counters on them lose all abilities and have "T: Add C to your mana pool."
3/2

IIW: "If mana produced by a legendary permanent was used to cast this spell"

[Krishnath]

Ant Colony GG
Creature - Insect
Banding
Ant Colony's power and toughness are each equal to the number of insect creatures you control.
*/*

IIW: Super Villain.

[Megiddo]

Endless Ants W
Creature — Insect {C}
When Endless Ants enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Endless Ants, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
1/2

IIW: virus

[OneAndOnly]

Antique Ants -- 0
Artifact Creature - Insect
Companion - Every card in your deck is named Antique Ants.
You may have any number of cards named Antique Ants in your deck.
: Add C.
: Target Insect gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
5, , Exile Antique Ants: Choose a card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.
0/2
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IIW: Nope, not going to say it.

[NinjaCaterpie]

Bucket of Ants 1
Tribal Artifact - Insect Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has haste and menace, and attacks each turn if able.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, you may attach Bucket of Ants to that creature.
Equip 1
"Got ants in your pants?"

IIW: Frogs

[Stapler]

Ant Armada W
Creature - Insect (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a march counter on Ant Armada.
Whenever Ant Armada attacks, for each march counter on it, create a 1/1 white Insect creature token that's tapped and attacking. Exile those tokens at end of combat.
Hurrah, hurrah.
1/1

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

[scarbo]

Ant Infestation 1g
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each Food token you control.
When you control no Food tokens, sacrifice all Insects you control.
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

iiw: a triggered ability with a trigger that hasn't been printed yet

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Ant-Idote 2G
Creature- Insect (U)
Deathtouch
When Ant-Idote enters the battlefield, you may remove all counters from target permanent or player.
1/4

IIW: One mana planeswalker

[Togs]

Anteater Eater 5GG
Creature - Insect (U)
Flash
Anteater Eater costs 2G less to cast if an Insect you controlled died this turn.
7/7

IIW: Literally anything that isn't an insect

[Flatline]

Ant Hill
Land (R)
t: Add c.
1rr, t: Create three 1/1 red Insect creature tokens with haste. Exile those tokens at end of turn.
"The ants go marching one by one. Hoorah! Hoorah!"

Picnic Raid 2r
Sorcery (U)
Create two 1/1 red insect creature tokens. Then destroy all Food.
"Needless to say, my date with Lula Mae didn't exactly go as planned."

Rubber Tree Plant Ant 1g
Creature — Insect (U)
When Rubber Tree Plant Ant enters the battlefield, untap up to one target Forest you control.
Everyone else said it couldn't be done, but Adam had high hopes.
2/2

IIW: Aunts.

[avatarz]

Pryuta, Colony Queen 1WW
Legendary Creature — Ant (R)
You control all nonlegendary Ants.
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player creates X 1/1 white Ant creature tokens, where X is the number of Ants you control.
1, Sacrifice an Ant: The next time target spell or permanent would deal damage to Pryuta this turn, prevent that damage.
3/3

IIW: A static, a triggered and an activated ability

[lookingupanddown]

Ant Towermaker GW
Creature - Ant (Uncommon)
Reach
(g/w), Tap X Ants you control: Ant Towermaker gets +X/+X until end of turn.
2/2

IIW: MLD that can only be used to end the game

[mellifluoresce]

Anteatog
Creature - Atog (U)
Sacrifice an Ant: Anteatog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2

IIW: Gardening

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Myrmid Scout G
Creature- Insect (C)
When Myrmid Scout dies, swarm. (Create a 1/1 green Insect Army creature token with trample, then put a +1/+1 counter on each other Army you control.)
1/2

Myrmid Envoy 3G
Creature- Insect (U)
Flying
When Myrmid Envoy attacks, swarm. (Create a 1/1 green Insect Army creature token with trample, then put a +1/+1 counter on each other Army you control.)
0/1

(It flies because it's a male)

Myrmid Tunnels
Land (R)
Myrmid Tunnels enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Insect.
T: Add G.
1GGG, T: Swarm. (Create a 1/1 green Insect Army creature token with trample, then put a +1/+1 counter on each other Army you control.)

IIW: Based off one of these randoms: Brainstorm, Gyre Sage, All is Dust, or Soulblast.

[spacemonaut]

judging will be done in .... 16 hours? idk it's Saturday night here I'm gonna sleep soon and then judge once I've woken up and got my crap together

hope i don't leave y'all feeling antsy for commentary

[mellifluoresce]

riot

[Stapler]

Angry Ants RG
Creature - Insect (R)
Riot (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
Whenever Angry Ants deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many tokens that are copies of Angry Ants.
0/1

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

[Megiddo]

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Durant 4
Artifact Creature — Myr {U}
T: Target player mills X, where X is the number of Myr creatures you control.
2/2

iiw: something from another game.

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Hive's Fury
Sorcery (R)
Choose one:
-Destroy target noncreature permament.
-Create two 1/1 green Insect creature, then each Insect you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature.
Do not antagonize ants.

IIW: Profession you hate the most as a creature in Ravnica.

[mellifluoresce]

Ranting Ants
Creature - Insect (R)
When Ranting Ants enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of dramatic instances that have occurred in the Magic: the Gathering community this week.
1/1

IIW: Memes

[Togs]

Ranting Ants
Creature - Insect (R)
When Ranting Ants enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of dramatic instances that have occurred in the Magic: the Gathering community this week.
1/1

IIW: Memes

When this instantly draws the game on turn 1 :laugh:

[spacemonaut]

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Insecticide 1BB
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all Insects.
"I cant beelieve it."

Fact: Ants are primary targets for insecticide, due to their reputation for devastating crop populations. Their natural enemy is the farmer.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜

Carpenter Ants 1BR
Creature — Insect (R)
Menace
Whenever Carpenter Ants deals combat damage to a player, put a depletion counter on target land that player controls.
Lands with depletion counters on them lose all abilities and have "T: Add C to your mana pool."
3/2

Fact: The genus Camponotus, better known as Carpenter Ants, is well known for interfering with resources. They have been known to consume woodlands and level mountains, and are known for rendering at least one volcano dormant.

Antccuracy: 🐜

Ant Colony GG
Creature - Insect
Banding
Ant Colony's power and toughness are each equal to the number of insect creatures you control.
*/*

Fact: Ants have great power in numbers and in cooperation with their hive. Ants are known to attack together as groups, amassing beyond the control of their target.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Endless Ants W
Creature — Insect {C}
When Endless Ants enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Endless Ants, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
1/2

Fact: There are no known solitary ant species. Ants always appear in colonies, meaning when you find one, there will be more nearby. Please ensure it poses no threat to your safety. If it does, call an exterminator. If you find the ant is making verbal or written threats, please call the authorities. If the authorities are also ants, you are likely in a universe that is controlled and run by ant people, and this Fact Core is not rated for use in such universes, and may god help you.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Antique Ants -- 0
Artifact Creature - Insect
Companion - Every card in your deck is named Antique Ants.
You may have any number of cards named Antique Ants in your deck.
: Add C.
: Target Insect gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
5, , Exile Antique Ants: Choose a card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.
0/2

Fact: Many ant species are accomplished builders. They have been observed to build wooden bridges, small doorways, fungal farms, ladders, tunnels, knives, dirt mounds, steam locomotives, fire, the concept of dread, small to medium sized school buildings, and fire hydrants.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜

Bucket of Ants 1
Tribal Artifact - Insect Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has haste and menace, and attacks each turn if able.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, you may attach Bucket of Ants to that creature.
Equip 1
"Got ants in your pants?"

Fact: Ants are known for being classic tools of combat, wielded by the ancient Phonecians in large numbers to great success against their arch enemies, the INSERT_EXTINCT_NATION_HERE.

Antccuracy: 🐜

Ant Armada W
Creature - Insect (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a march counter on Ant Armada.
Whenever Ant Armada attacks, for each march counter on it, create a 1/1 white Insect creature token that's tapped and attacking. Exile those tokens at end of combat.
Hurrah, hurrah.
1/1

Fact: Ants are known to assemble large raiding parties on other colonies or to attack threats to the nest. If you find yourself the subject of an unscheduled ant raiding attack, please report it to your nearest human resources officer and await further instructions.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Ant Infestation 1g
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each Food token you control.
When you control no Food tokens, sacrifice all Insects you control.
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Fact: Stray food will reliably attract ants and other unwanted pests in most locations. Should you find ants feeding on stray food on your floors, please instead consider directing them to other, better food in your cupboards and refrigerator.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Ant-Idote 2G
Creature- Insect (U)
Deathtouch
When Ant-Idote enters the battlefield, you may remove all counters from target permanent or player.
1/4

Fact: Ants are well regarded for their curative and placating properties, especially the species myrmecia pilosula, which has been known to cause multiple human fatalities.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜

Anteatog
Creature - Atog (U)
Sacrifice an Ant: Anteatog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2

Fact: The natural predator of the Ant is the Anteater, named by someone having a bad day coming up with names. It lives on a diet of almost exclusively ants, which can be found in large quantities.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Fact: That name is genuinely just the worst.

Fact: Renaming Anteater to Anteatog. This change is permanent and cannot be reversed. Please notify the scientific community of this development at your earliest convenience.

Anteater Eater Anteatog Eater 5GG
Creature - Insect (U)
Flash
Anteater Eater Anteatog Eater costs 2G less to cast if an Insect you controlled died this turn.
7/7

Fact: Some ant species have evolved a caste of greatly enlarged soldiers in order to fend off against their natural predator, the Anteatog. These members of the colony dwarf most mammals and will appear when alerted to the distress pheremones of their dead brethren.

Antccuracy: 🐜

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Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

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Ant Hill
Land (R)
t: Add c.
1rr, t: Create three 1/1 red Insect creature tokens with haste. Exile those tokens at end of turn.
"The ants go marching one by one. Hoorah! Hoorah!"

Picnic Raid 2r
Sorcery (U)
Create two 1/1 red insect creature tokens. Then destroy all Food.
"Needless to say, my date with Lula Mae didn't exactly go as planned."

Rubber Tree Plant Ant 1g
Creature — Insect (U)
When Rubber Tree Plant Ant enters the battlefield, untap up to one target Forest you control.
Everyone else said it couldn't be done, but Adam had high hopes.
2/2

Fact: One in every INSERT_NUMBER_HERE picnics are mistakenly set out immediately beside large ant nests worldwide every day. This is known to attract ants in extremely large quantities. INSERT_NUMBER_HERE percent of such raids involve the consumption of all or almost all unattended food and/or small children.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Pryuta, Colony Queen 1WW
Legendary Creature — Ant (R)
You control all nonlegendary Ants.
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player creates X 1/1 white Ant creature tokens, where X is the number of Ants you control.
1, Sacrifice an Ant: The next time target spell or permanent would deal damage to Pryuta this turn, prevent that damage.
3/3

Fact: The ant colony is lead by the queen, who is responsible for populating the ant colony. The larger it is, the more capable an ant colony is of foraging and growing. Ants are highly protective of their queen, except until such time the queen is not meeting the colony's needs, at which point it will be killed and consumed.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Ant Towermaker GW
Creature - Ant (Uncommon)
Reach
(g/w), Tap X Ants you control: Ant Towermaker gets +X/+X until end of turn.
2/2

Fact: Ants are known to construct elaborate towers to reach high locations, such as branches, the top shelf of the cupboard, and small birds to prey upon.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜

Myrmid Scout G
Creature- Insect (C)
When Myrmid Scout dies, swarm. (Create a 1/1 green Insect Army creature token with trample, then put a +1/+1 counter on each other Army you control.)
1/2

Myrmid Envoy 3G
Creature- Insect (U)
Flying
When Myrmid Envoy attacks, swarm. (Create a 1/1 green Insect Army creature token with trample, then put a +1/+1 counter on each other Army you control.)
0/1

(It flies because it's a male)

Myrmid Tunnels
Land (R)
Myrmid Tunnels enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Insect.
T: Add G.
1GGG, T: Swarm. (Create a 1/1 green Insect Army creature token with trample, then put a +1/+1 counter on each other Army you control.)

Fact: Ants are known to swarm in large numbers when their colony is threatened, to repel threats and ensure the safety of the whole. Wounded will be recovered and nursed to health, while those deceased or doomed will be disposed of in garbage sites away from the colony.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Angry Ants RG
Creature - Insect (R)
Riot (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
Whenever Angry Ants deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many tokens that are copies of Angry Ants.
0/1

Fact: Individual ants are known to lead the charge. Once the initial attack is successful, they will be joined by brethren who were uncertain and will later receive a stern talking-to about their cowardice.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜🐜

Durant 4
Artifact Creature — Myr {U}
T: Target player mills X, where X is the number of Myr creatures you control.
2/2

Fact: The ants known as Myr are a quadredal species that live in large hives under the surface of Mirrodin. They subsist primarily upon books, which they will consume in large numbers, often overstaying their library loans and refusing to pay late fees.

Antccuracy:

Fact: Please input a valid antccuracy rating.

Antccuracy: 🐜

Hive's Fury
Sorcery (R)
Choose one:
-Destroy target noncreature permament.
-Create two 1/1 green Insect creature, then each Insect you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature.
Do not antagonize ants.

Fact: Enraged and/or motivated ants are known to assault and attempt to poison or dismember large predators, prey, or objects perceived as one of these. They have been known to disrupt large mechanisms simply by sufficient qualities of bodies.

Antccuracy: 🐜🐜🐜

Ranting Ants
Creature - Insect (R)
When Ranting Ants enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of dramatic instances that have occurred in the Magic: the Gathering community this week.
1/1

Fact: The Magic community continues to experience a cavalcade of unforced embarrassing errors and scandals, and this Core is thankful there is not yet a known species capable of subsisting off of drama.

Antccuracy: ✔

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Ant Facts database callibration completed. This Core is now ready to be connected to: personal computers, school libraries, and military subsystems. Please do not void the warranty by using this product for unintended purposes, such as attempting to create a universe that is controlled and run by ant people.

Winner: Stapler
HM: You if you scored five ants
(Also thanks to Togs for letting me partially crib their bit. Not that I asked, or that Togs consented or in any way meaningfully let me do it.)

Next: a REALLY BIG punch

[Cythare]

Meteor Fist R
Sorcery (C)
As an additional cost to cast Meteor Fist, sacrifice a creature.
Meteor Fist deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target creature or planeswalker. If the sacrificed creature was legendary, Meteor Fist can't be countered and excess damage is dealt to that permanent's controller instead.

IIW: "If mana produced by a legendary permanent was used to cast this spell"