New Challenge Every Day - May 6th: Non-Red Chaos/Randomness

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Non-Red Chaos/Randomness

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

AntGamerG0D 10
netn10 10 (+1)
shullz 8 (+6)
TessaMTG 6
HexBolt0505 5
LandellXilOcent 4
YoTed 4 (+3)
void_nothing 4 (+3)
xyz1Official 3
GruulAnarch 3 (+3)
Komandon 2
JovialJovian 1
KB52665 0

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Cute and Deadly

Votes: YoTed, GruulAnarch



IIW: Turn an existing cute card into a scary card or vice versa.

Votes: shullz, void_nothing

IIW: Transforming Creatures

Votes: void_nothing, shullz

Scratchy and Patchy, Munchkins WB
Legendary Creature - Cat Dog (Rare)
Ward - 2 and 2 life
Wherever a spell or an ability you control causes an opponent to draw a card, they discard after the draw, then loses 2 life.
Their fights are truly comical - if you're not involved.
2/2

IIW: WB Hate bear

Vote: Shullz, GruulAnarch



IIW: Merfolk Commander or Planeswalker

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Fuzzy Bear
Creature - Bear (U)
Bear Hug - Whenever a creature deals damage to Fuzzy Bear, put a stun counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter on Fuzzy Bear.
As long as Fuzzy Bear's power is 6 or greater, it gains trample.
As long as Fuzzy Bear's power is 9 or greater, it gains lifelink.
It's so fluffy, and you will die.
3/3

IIW: Caffeinated versions of previous legends

Votes: YoTed, shullz



IIW: Planeswalkers who have yet to get cards.

Votes: shullz , YoTed

Unsuspecting Platypus 2b
Creature — Platypus (rare)
Wither
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life for each creature they control with a -1/-1 and/or stun counter.
"Hey, you're not Perry the Platypus…. No don't….Anything but my Punch-yourself-in-the-face-repeatedly-inator
Ahhh!!!"— Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
1/3

IIW: new artifact token

Votes: GruulAnarch, shullz

[shullz]

Votes: LandellXil0cent, AntGamerGOD



Power Crypt
Artifact (M)
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, transform Power Crypt.
: Add .
At first, they thought it was just a gate hewn from the rock, but as they walked through the arch, they felt the energy surge through their bodies.
/////
Power Creep
() Enchantment (M)
Creature spells you cast cost more to cast.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature's power is greater than the power of each other creature on the battlefield, transform Power Creep.
"In these lands, the fauna is everchanging. I still remember when grizzly bears were seen as a threat and lions ruled where now the monkeys reign."

IIW: Artifact + Enchantment

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: Komandon, shullz

Out of Chaos, Order
Sorcery
Flip ten coins. For each heads, tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. For each tails, search your library for a basic land, reveal it, and put it in your hand.
You lose 1 life for each card in your hand. Each player loses 1 life for each tapped creature they control.

IIW: Space vehicles

[xyz1Official]

Votes: AntGamerGOD, GruulAnarch

IIW: Desparked planeswalkers who still have their spark in canon

[YoTed]

Vote: komandon, antgamergod



IiW: Merfolk Commander or Planeswalker.

[netn10]

Votes: Komadon, YoTed

Wrong Door W
Instant (Uncommon)
Until end of turn, if a player would venture into the dungeon, instead that player ventures into a deeper level, random room.
Draw a card.
A pretty cute mistake to make if you hit it right.

IIW: Cantrip

[AntGamerG0D]

Votes: LandellXilOcent, Komandon

Turmoil of the Wild {3}{G}{G}{G}{G}
Sorcery (M)
Staring with you, each player sacrifices each artifact and enchantment they control. For each permanent they sacrificed this way, that player reveals the top card of their library until they reveal a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then put the rest onto the bottom of their library in a random order.

IIW: Mono Blue Burn

[Komandon]

Votes: shullz , AntGamerG0D

Malfunctioning Venting Machine
Artifact
Sacrifice a noncreature token or land: roll a six sided die and get a token based on the following result. Any player may activate the abilities of Malfunctioning Venting Machine. Only once per turn and as a sorcery.
1 — Blood
2 — Clue
3 — Food
4 — Junk
5 — Treasure
6 — You lose 3 life.
For a refunds send a note by carrier pigeon to Cody at 6 Tough Luck Street, Neener Neener, Kamigawa

IIW: older than 5 years popular meme

[void_nothing]

Votes: GruulAnarch, netn10

Labyrinth Oracle 2GU
Creature - Minotaur (R)
Whenever Labyrinth Oracle attacks, choose a card in your graveyard at random. If it's an enchantment, instant, or sorcery card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast that card, return it to your hand. (You can return cards of any card type this way.)
They scour all of Ulgrotha for the secrets of Feroz.
4/4

IIW: Redone old legends