The DCC - February 8th, 2023

[void_nothing]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Tomorrow's thread will likely go up a bit earlier than this - closer to 10 Eastern.

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DCC Scoreboard

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bravelion83 17 (+2)
emily 17 (+2)
Rithaniel 15 (+1)
Riria 14 (+2)
RattingRots 13 (+6)
folding_music 11 (+0)
Venedrex 11 (+3)
netn10 10 (+1)
void_nothing 9 (+0)
wizyard 5
marioguy3 5 (+1)
Surging Chaos 2

emily, Venedrex

HM: netn10 (I just don't like the mana cost)

Phyrexian Slith 1BB
Creature - Phyrexian Slith (R)
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put an oil counter on it.
~ has toxic X, where X is the number of oil counters on it.
2/2

Votes: RattingRots, emily

Sprinting Soarer
Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Thopter (Uncommon)
Flying
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, put an oil counter on Sprinting Soarer.
Remove two oil counters from Sprinting Soarer: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
3/2

Votes: RattingRots, Venedrex

HM: void_nothing, emily

Witness Hearing 2UU
Enchantment (R)
Creatures you control are artifact Clues in addition to their other types and have "2, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card."
When you control no Clues, sacrifice Witness Hearing.
"Please tell us everything you saw and don't leave out any details. Every single piece of information is important, regardless of how small it can appear."

votes: Rithaniel, Riria

Reschedule
Instant (U)
Nexus (Cards in exile which were exiled by this spell have ": Return this card from exile to its owner's hand.")
Exile target creature spell you don't control. Its controller exiles a number of cards from the top of their library equal to that spell's mana value.

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Coalspine Firebeast 4R
Creature - Elemental Porcupine Beast (R)
First strike
Whenever Coalspine Firebeast enters the battlefield, attacks, blocks, becomes the target of a spell, or dies, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
4/2

Votes: bravelion83, RattingRots

Magma-River Runner R
Creature - Elemental Monk (Uncommon)
Haste
Prowess
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast two or more noncreature spells, return Magma-River Runner to its owner's hand.
2/2

Votes: RattingRots, Venedrex

Hylrene Prerogative
Enchantment R
If a nonland permanent an opponent controls would be destroyed, instead destroy each permanent that player controls with the same type and mana value as that permanent.
Permanents you control have deathtouch.
"Violence and death are the only ways order can be maintained, and order must be maintained."

marioguy3, Riria

Pandemonium Portal XRUG
Sorcery (R)
Cascade X times.

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

HM: wizyard — Cascade is a keyword ability, not a keyword action, so you can't use it as a verb like this. I really like the idea though.

Headache Inducer 1BB
Creature — Phyrexian Zombie (R)
Headache Inducer has toxic X, where X is half the number of cards in your hand, rounded up. (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get X poison counters.)
{BP}{BP}: If life was spent to activate this ability, draw a card. If B was spent to activate this ability, Headache Inducer gains menace until end of turn. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. (Do both if both B and life were spent.)
2/2

[Riria]

Votes: RattingRots, folding_music

Efficient Extractor BG
Creature - Human Assassin (U)
As long as you control a creature with native deathtouch, all creatures you control have deathtouch. (A keyword is native if a copy of a permanent would have it.)
Let's all share in the love.
1/4

[marioguy3]

Votes: RattingRots, netn10

Eldrazi Liege
Creature - Eldrazi Horror (Rare)
Colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.
Eldrazi creatures you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of each end step, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a colorless creature, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of your library.
2/4

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, Rithaniel

Brokers' Job 2W
Instant (Uncommon)
Cleave
Put a shield counter on target creature [and a shield counter on yourself (If you would be dealt damage, remove a shield counter from you instead.)].
"You are legible for an extended warranty for a small fee. I suggest you take it."

[folding_music]

votes: void_nothing, bravelion83

Skirge Squire 2bb
Creature - Imp (U)
Surge 1b (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.)
Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay . If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever this permanent is returned to your hand by a spell or ability you don't control, that spell or ability's controller discards two cards at random and sacrifices two creatures.
2/2

[RattingRots]

bravelion83 (dammit I have a "turn things into clues" card on deck but you got there first), wizyard

HM: netn10

Aether Overload 2UU
Sorcery (R)
Double your E.
"In this house we obey the laws of thermondynamics!" -Homer Simpson

[void_nothing]

Votes: bravelion83, wizyard

Mushroom Sentinel 3
Artifact Creature - Food Fungus (U)
Deathtouch
2, T, Sacrifice Mushroom Sentinel: You gain 3 life. If B was spent to activate this ability, remove a counter from each of any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
2, T, Sacrifice Mushroom Sentinel: Proliferate. If G was spent to activate this ability, put a hexproof counter on a permanent you control.
1/1

[wizyard]

netn10, folding_music

Octopify
Sorcery (C)
Put a 3/3 counter on target creature. (That counter sets that creature's base power and toughness and replaces any other counters that would do so.)

[emily]

Votes: RattingRots, void_nothing

Astral Convergence 1W
Instant (U)
Destroy target enchantment and each enchantment with the same mana value as that enchantment. If one or fewer enchantments were destroyed this way, draw a card.

[Rithaniel]

Votes: bravelion83, wizyard

Too tired for a card, tonight