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[void_nothing]

i'm not because rodgers was my fantasy qb lmao

You're upset? I have their defense!

"Ha, it's the Vikes. I'll get a lot of fantasy points from this game"

then that happened

[Ulka]

WELLLLLLLL HOOOOOWDY FOLKS ITS TIME TO GIT TO IT.

Into the Crawfish Boil

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Crawfish tribal overruns Standard

Please this 1000% this.

Crawdad River Warden 2U
Creature - Homarid Wizard (Common)
When This Creature enters the battlefield, target creature you don't control gets -2/-0 until your next turn and attacks each combat if able.
When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
"I'll defend our shores, and if I die, you use my shell to protect yourself."
2/2

Deep-mud drifter 2G
Creature - Merfolk Druid (Uncommon)
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. If that land was an island, you gain 2 life instead.
Whenever Deep-mud drifter attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may reveal it, put it into your hand, and Deep-mud drifter can't be blocked this turn.
1/1

Crocodillian Marauder 1R
Creature - Viashino Rogue (Rare)
First Strike
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell you control, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
1/1

Evercrone, the hag Queen 2BB
Legendary Creature - Hag Warlock (mythic)
Enchantment spells you cast cost 1b less to cast, and cost 2 life more to cast.
Whenever an enchantment you control is put into the graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice an enchantment, : Search your library for an aura and put it onto the battlefield attached to target player or permanent. You lose life equal to the aura's mana value.
3/4

The main humanoid races on this plane: Crawdad looking homarids, catfish looking merfolk, crocodile looking viashino, hags, and humans.
IIW: Planeswalker vacations post Phyrexia battle.

Crawdad - Solid Shellfish Magic here. I like the feel of this for limited.

Drifter - Ooo I like the Lands matter feel and i like the priority of Islands.

Croc - This seems pretty crazy depending on the format of the limited. Feels very bursty which large reptiles are known for. However Crocodiles are not found in the Bayou so some flavor fails there but I could see both existing in the magics of this Creole plane.

Hag Queen - We are getting to some of my favorite flavor of a Bayou plane: a form of Voodoo or withccraft. That said Voodoo is a legit spiritual and religious tradition and while I can't comment on how a member of those practices would feel on this as an outside I do feel this plays up to the media representations,

Darkwater Leech 1BB
Creature - Leech Horror (C)
Wither
2/2

Tangleroot Boa 1G
Creature - Snake (U)
1G: Tangleroot Boa becomes indestructible until end of turn. If it is untapped, tap it.
2/1

Wall of Orchids GU
Creature - Plant Wall (U)
Defender, Reach
When Wall of Orchids blocks a creature, tap that creature and put a stun counter on it.
0/4

Sink into Oblivion 3BB
Instant (U)
Flashback 6BB
Exile target nonartifact creature. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that creature and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Abundance of Life 2GG
Sorcery (R)
Flashback 4GGG
For each creature token you control, create a copy of that token.

Deepstrider Cypress 2BG
Creature - Treefolk Warlock (U)
When Deepstrider Cypress enters the battlefield, you may return target creature, enchantment, or artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
2/4

Alabasterplume Heron 1W
Creature - Bird (C)
Flying, Protection from frogs
1/2

Ignited Swampgas R
Instant (C)
Ignited Swampgas deals X damage to target creature, where X is 1 plus the number of Ignited Swampgas in all graveyards.

Goblin Muckdragger 2R
Creature - Goblin Shaman (U)
When Goblin Muckdragger enters the battlefield, you may return target instant or sorcery with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
2/1

White Lotus 3
Artifact - Treasure (M)
White Lotus enters the battlefield tapped.
T, Sacrifice White Lotus: Add three mana in any combination of colors to your mana pool.

Crabbing Shack
Land
Crabbing Shack enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add U or B.
UB, T: Remove a counter or add a counter that already exists on it to target Crab or Homarid creature.

Crabbing Shack

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Not sure on the wording here, to be honest.

IIW: Ravnica in Winter.

Leech - Solid Common.

Boa - A better regenerating snake. I do wish it had some from of evasion given mire boa and River Boa's existence.

Orchids - Love the use of stun counters

Sink - DAYUM! I like this card. Good flavor and a good rate none the less.

Abundance - I like it. These effects either feel to dead or not enough but I feel like with the flashback it gives it extra reach.

Deepstrider - good use of Bayou knowledge when picking the tree also solid uncommon.

Heron - I like the flavor protection here. As an Avid Birder in real life I love a good heron and I wish they showed up in magic more.

Swampgas - card feels okay, the name is off putting as I want it to be three words not two.

Muckdragger - Love it. Solid feel given modern card printings.

White Lotus - Its either broken or not good enough there is no in-between when it comes to lotus designs.

Crabbing Shack - Love the flavor

Catfish Noodler
3{G}
Creature - Human Peasant (U)
Haste
Whenever Catfish Noodler is dealt damage, create a 2/1 blue and black Fish creature token named Catfish.
T: Catfish Noodler deals 1 damage to itself.
2/2


Softshell Sorceror
3{B}
Creature - Turtle Warlock (C)
2{B}, T: Target creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
5{B}, T: Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
2/4


Lurking Cottonmouth
{B}{G}
Creature - Snake (U)
Deathtouch
2/3


Flitting Dragonfly
1{B}
Creature - Insect (U)
Flying
Flitting Dragonfly can't block.
1{G}, Pay 2 life: Flitting Dragonfly gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
2/1


Mulknar, the Bayou King
3{B}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature - Plant Elemental (M)
You may play lands from your graveyard.
Whenever Mulknar, the Bayou King or a land enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token, then put put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant you control.
4/4

Note Mulknar also triggers off other players' lands.


IIW: Black moth

Catfish - So this human births catfish... Terrifying.

Softshell - Love the flavor here again feels very bayouish

SNEK - its a SNEK what's not to love.

Dragonfly - Love it or List it? Love it.

Mulknar - Feels very fun and looks degenerate.

Blex, Wandering Pest 2GB
Legendary Planeswalker — Blex {M}
When Blex, Wandering Pest is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you gain life equal to the number of loyalty counters on it.
[+2]: You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 3 life for each card you put into your hand this way.
[-X]: Create X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
{4}

IIW: more ascended characters

Blex is back baby. so at 4 mana you can sac blex and draw 3 and lose 3 life or you can play the long game of making pests. I like the feel here.

Macrodile 3BB
Creature - Crocodile (C)
Lurk 3B, [Discard a card] (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for two mana of the same color. Turn it face up any time for its Lurk cost. As this attacks, ignore the cost in brackets.)
5/5

A less Gotcha! version of morph. Surprises always cost a card, but you can forgo the surprise and the card tax, if you reveal as it attacks.

IIW: what if creatures were different

Lurk is a cool mechanic. very solid.

White and red are the ones that are difficult to place in a bayou world, so flavor for each of them.

Mosquissi Ravager 4R
Creature- Insect Vampire (U)
Flying, Haste
When Mosquitid Ravager deals combat damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it at the end of combat.
2/4

Hymn to Nrzktlal RR
Sorcery (U)
Any number of target players each discard two cards at random then draw two cards.
The strange god of the Mosquissi, feared by all and scarcely understood by its worshipers.

Sacrificial Goblin R
Creature- Goblin (C)
Sacrifice Sacrificial Goblin: Add R.
Sacrifice Sacrificial Goblin: Sacrificial Goblin deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
1/1

City on Stilts
Land (U)
City on Stilts enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add C.
2W: City on Stilts becomes an X/X Kithkin creature until end of turn where X is the number of creatures you control.

Petalbog Guide 2W
Creature- Kithkin Scout (C)
When Petalbog Guide enters the battlefield, draw a card. You become prepared. (You are prepared until the end of your next upkeep.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you are prepared, Petalbog Guide gains vigilance until end of turn.
1/3

Traveler's Provisions 2
Artifact (C)
When Traveler's Provisions enters the battlefield, you become prepared.
T: Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. If you are prepared, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature instead.

Trader's Ferry 2W
Artifact- Vehicle (C)
When Trader's Ferry enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Kithkin Pilot creature token.
Crew 1
3/4

IIW: Weird one-drops

The off focused colors for the set:

Mosquissi: I love the feel of making insectile vampires here to fill red's space. very fun card here.

Hymn: Oh no I love it.

Sacrificial goblin: I'm surprised this isn't a card name already.

City: I like the man land approach here.

Petalbog: I like Kithkin as the white tribe here Prepared is a cool mechanic for white and fits flavor wise here.

Traveler's - Neat set mechanic on a artifact that most sets have now a days. Feels good without being draft chauf.

Traveler's ferry - Classic imagery with a solid common.

Live Bait
2{R}
Creature - Goblin Scout (C)
Haste
When Live Bait dies, create a 4/2 green Crocodile creature token.
2/1


Croc Wranglers
4{R}{R}
Creature - Goblin Ranger (R)
Trample
When Croc Wranglers enters the battlefield, it explores.
Whenever a creature you control explores, create a 4/2 green Crocodile creature token. This ability triggers only once per turn.
3/3


IIW: Black moth

Live bait: Poor buddy.

Croc Wranglers - Flavor again shows up as crocs but i can forgive it. I love the Explore mechanic here as explore needed some payoff last time it was used.

The Everfall XBGU
(art: a great waterfall, immense beyond imagining, pouring from the sky in the great distance)
Legendary Enchantment (MR)
When The Everfall enters the battlefield, you draw X cards.
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
You may cast instant, sorcery, and creature spells from your graveyard for an additional cost of sacrificing two lands.
The source and destination of all life on every horizon.

IIW: the gym

I like your solution to how the bayou plane can exist. I often find myself looking at planes question how they can exist. Looking at you Ravnica. solid card that sets the mystique and power of water in this plane.

Bye, You 1B
Instant (C)
Destroy target non-Crab, non-Homarid, non-Crocodile, non-Mosquito creature.

IIW: Space

LOVE IT. Its a great pun and a solid removal spell.

Winner and Next

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HM: all of you. I love how many card were made and how much world building existed in all y'all's cards.

I have to give it up to Mergatroid_Jones for exploring the colors that wouldn't show up at first thought and really making the flavor pop.

Next: Weird one-drops

[Ulka]

I knew you'd be happy.

i'm not because rodgers was my fantasy qb lmao

i'm not because rodgers was my fantasy qb lmao

You're upset? I have their defense!

"Ha, it's the Vikes. I'll get a lot of fantasy points from this game"

then that happened

SKOL Baby SKOL

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Catfish - So this human births catfish... Terrifying.

Catfish Noodling

Croc Wranglers - Flavor again shows up as crocs but i can forgive it. I love the Explore mechanic here as explore needed some payoff last time it was used.

I should have put "4/2 green Crocodile creature token named Alligator!"

[Megiddo]

i'm not because rodgers was my fantasy qb lmao

You're upset? I have their defense!

"Ha, it's the Vikes. I'll get a lot of fantasy points from this game"

then that happened

next year we're doing an mtgn fantasy league

I knew you'd be happy.

i'm not because rodgers was my fantasy qb lmao

i'm not because rodgers was my fantasy qb lmao

You're upset? I have their defense!

"Ha, it's the Vikes. I'll get a lot of fantasy points from this game"

then that happened

SKOL Baby SKOL

believe it or not i actually picked up kirk in my *other* league. so yeah SKOL lfg

[Megiddo]

also how bout them giants

[CunningGabe]

Strangeshifter
Creature - Weird
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, switch Strangeshifter's power and toughness.
1/2

Iiw: Space

[chetoos]

Simizzet weird U
Art depicts a blob of both plasma and organic matter moving on the ground, with the camera focused on it, while standing above, thanks to a low angle shot, we see an Izzet mage and a simic biomancer shaking hands. Try to evoke a divorce proceeding when you draw the two mages above.
Creature - Weird Ooze
Graft 0
Magecraft - Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Simzzet weird, if that spells mana value is greater than the number of +1/+1 counters on simizzet weird
"So it's settled, you have access to it on monday through wednesday, we have it on thursday through saturday, and we alternate sundays?" "Sounds good to me."
0/1

IIW: Planeswalker vacations after beating Phyrexia

[spacemonaut]

Blundering Troll
Creature — Troll (U)
Blundering Troll enters the battlefield tapped with three stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
4/4

IIW: the gym

[Juancu]

Chaoseum R
Creature - Elemental (U)
When Chaoseum enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, sacrifice a land.
3/3

Tinybones, Scrap Collector B
Legendary Creature - Skelleton (R)
Whenever an opponent discards a card, exile that card. For as long as it's exiled, you may get into debt to play that card and you may spend mana as if it was any color to cast it. (You can't get into debt again until it's paid.)
4B, Exile this card from your graveyard: Pay your debt.
1/2

Trimegistus, the Echoing U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (U)
When Trimegistus enters the battlefield, if it's the first or second spell you have cast this turn, return it to your hand, then cast it from your hand without paying its mana cost.
1/1

IIW: holiday spirit

[Krishnath]

Weird one drops... Well.... If you insist...

Cute Child W
Creature - Human Child
Prevent all combat damage dealt by and dealt to Cute Child.
Cute Child must be blocked if able.
0/1

Garden Gnome G
Artifact Creature - Gnome Druid
Defender, Protection from Black
1/2

I Can See Forever! U
Enchantment
You may look at the top card of any players library at any time you could play an instant.

Monocle 1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+1.
As long as the equipped creature is an Eye, it instead gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card."
Equip 1

Nut Shot B
Sorcery
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Jaya and Chandra's Barbecue Bonanza R
Enchantment
Whenever you sacrifice a food token, Jaya and Chandra's Barbecue Bonanza deals 1 damage to a random target. If the target dies, create a food token.

Snotty Brat R
Creature - Goblin Child
If Snotty Brat dies to combat damage, create that many 1/1 green Ooze creature tokens.
1/1

Trained Attack Hamster W
Creature - Hamster
Vigilance
When Trained Attack Hamster is declared as an attacker, roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or 6, Trained Attack Hamster gets +1/+1, double strike, and trample until end of turn.
"Vicious little bugger, ain't she?"
1/1

Myrmite 1
Artifact creature - Myr Food
2, T, Sacrifice this creature: Gain 3 life.
"It's an acquired taste" - Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
1/1

IIW: Ravnica in Winter

[Ulka]

Orcish Officer R
Creature - Orc Soldier (U)
When Orcish Officer enters the battlefield, tap it and exert it.
3/3


IIW: Design a card for the Poster Above

[CunningGabe]

Un-preheated Dragon R
Creature - Dragon
Flying
R: Un-preheated Dragon gets +5/+0 until end of turn.
-25/2

IIW: Negative numbers

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Jungly Nepenthes Vinewall
{G}
Creature - Plant Wall (U)
Echo 1{G}
Defender, reach
When Jungly Nepenthes Vinewall's echo cost is paid, create a 0/2 green Plant creature token with defender and reach.
When Jungly Nepenthes Vinewall dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
0/2


Wicked Balloon
{B}
Artifact Enchantment Creature - Imp (C)
Flying
Wicked Balloon can't block.
1/1
Flimsy, but cheap. For all your delirium needs.

Art: A demonic-looking balloon with tiny bat wings.


Laugh Drop
{U}
Creature - Faerie (U)
Flash
Flying
When Laugh Drop enters the battlefield, counter target spell that wasn't cast from its owner's hand.
0/1


Rith, Imprisoned Primeval
{G}
Legendary Creature - Dragon (M)
Rith, Imprisoned Primeval can't attack or block.
4{R}{G}{W}: Transform Rith, Imprisoned Primeval.
0/6
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Rith, Freed Prisoner
Legendary Creature - Dragon (rgw)
Flying, trample
Whenever this creature attacks or transforms into Rith, Freed Prisoner, it deals 3 damage to any target, you gain 3 life and you create three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
6/6


Writhing Cestode
{B}
Creature - Worm Horror (U)
Casualty X. The copy has base toughness X.
Flash
1/1
Your flesh becomes its flesh.


IIW: Black Moth

[Ink-Treader]

Autarch's Visage B
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
Defender
When Autarch's Visage leaves the battlefield, each creature's toughness becomes equal to Autarch's Visage's until end of turn.
0/3

IIW: Statuary

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Shark Eggcase
{U}
Creature - Shark Egg (C)
When Shark Eggcase dies, create a 1/1 blue Shark creature token.
0/0


Placid Ox
{W}
Creature - Ox (C)
Switchform (This permanent transforms at the beginning of its controller's upkeep.)
0/3
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Raging Ox
Creature - Ox ()
Switchform (This permanent transforms at the beginning of its controller's upkeep.)
2/1


IIW: Black Moth

[Krishnath]

Bridge Troll G
Creature - Troll
Indestructible
When Bridge Troll enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a bridge (An artifact, enchantment, or land with bridge in it's name is a bridge).
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Bridge Troll unless you control a bridge.
If Bridge Troll is blocks or becomes blocked by a goat, it loses indestructible until end of turn.
3/3

IIW: Ravnica in Winter.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Junglebell
{G}
Creature - Plant (R)
Kicker {G} and/or {B} and/or {U}
Junglebell enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.
If Junglebell was kicked with its {U} kicker, it enters the battlefield with a flying counter.
If Junglebell was kicked with its {B} kicker, it enters the battlefield with a lifelink counter.
1/1


Courageous Plumber
{R}
Creature - Human Warrior (R)
Kicker -Sacrifice a Fungus or artifact
Haste
If Courageous Plumber was kicked, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and a trample counter.
1/2


IIW: Black Moth

[Megiddo]

Mass-Produced Destroyman R
Sorcery {R}
Create a 2/1 red Golem Warrior artifact creature token.
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)
Disturb 1RR, Sacrifice four Warriors (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)

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Destroyman True Face
⬤Legendary Artifact Creature - Cyborg Warrior {R}
Flying, trample, haste
Sacrifice another Warrior: Destroyman True Face gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
When Destroyman True Face dies, exile it.
5/5

IIW: indulgent designs. things that will make me say "wow, there was truly no restraint here"

[Ulka]

Grave Shocker R
Creature - Elemental
When you cast Graveshocker from anywhere but your hand it deals 2 damage to any target.
Flashback 1R
1/1

IIW: Flashback on creatures

[Mergatroid_Jones]

I'll judge in the next couple hours

[Ulka]

Glutton of Sengir B
Creature - Vampire
Sacrifice a creature: Glutton of Sengir gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If you activate this ability more than once per turn, you lose 3 life for each time you activate this ability.
1/1

IIW: BlackAggro

[Mergatroid_Jones]

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Strangeshifter
Creature - Weird
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, switch Strangeshifter's power and toughness.
1/2

Iiw: Space

I'm assuming the "until end of turn" is left off on purpose. Reminder text for that would be nice, and a counter would probably help memory, though it's not elegant. It's a neat card, and I like it as a fitting way for mono blue to get Savannah Lions.

Simizzet weird U
Art depicts a blob of both plasma and organic matter moving on the ground, with the camera focused on it, while standing above, thanks to a low angle shot, we see an Izzet mage and a simic biomancer shaking hands. Try to evoke a divorce proceeding when you draw the two mages above.
Creature - Weird Ooze
Graft 0
Magecraft - Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Simzzet weird, if that spells mana value is greater than the number of +1/+1 counters on simizzet weird
"So it's settled, you have access to it on monday through wednesday, we have it on thursday through saturday, and we alternate sundays?" "Sounds good to me."
0/1

IIW: Planeswalker vacations after beating Phyrexia

Well that's weird ooze. Well actually it's not all that weird, it's a marriage (or divorce) between graft, evolve, and magecraft. But the image is quite singular.

Blundering Troll
Creature — Troll (U)
Blundering Troll enters the battlefield tapped with three stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
4/4

IIW: the gym

I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I designed stun counters back in the day (as frost counters) and I'm nearly positive I ended up with an almost identical card at one point in some notes somewhere. But I don't think I went as big as big or as slow. It feels more or less like a suspend creature, that you can untap with your Puppeteer.

Chaoseum R
Creature - Elemental (U)
When Chaoseum enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, sacrifice a land.
3/3

Rogue Elephant took a hit of chaos and turned red. Scythe Tiger is the better version. This fits honestly better in red than green, but it's just a color shift.

Tinybones, Scrap Collector B
Legendary Creature - Skelleton (R)
Whenever an opponent discards a card, exile that card. For as long as it's exiled, you may get into debt to play that card and you may spend mana as if it was any color to cast it. (You can't get into debt again until it's paid.)
4B, Exile this card from your graveyard: Pay your debt.
1/2

So basically all debt does is turn off other debt cards. It's strictly a good idea to go into debt exactly once in a game and never pay it.

Trimegistus, the Echoing U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (U)
When Trimegistus enters the battlefield, if it's the first or second spell you have cast this turn, return it to your hand, then cast it from your hand without paying its mana cost.
1/1

Well I love this idea. But I fear it goes a step too far. Three castings every time is a lot on a one drop. Yeah, it's a 1/1, but that just guarantees it will never be used for anything wholesome. I would rather it be a better body with only one echo rather than two. Maybe a 1/2 flash.

Trimegistus the Morbid B
Legendary Creature- Human Wizard
When Trimegistus dies, if it's the first or second time he died this turn, return him to the battlefield, then sacrifice him.
1/1

IIW: holiday spirit
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Weird one drops... Well.... If you insist...

Cute Child W
Creature - Human Child
Prevent all combat damage dealt by and dealt to Cute Child.
Cute Child must be blocked if able.
0/1

That's a blast from the past. Inviolability on your Taunting Elf. seems rather undercosted.

Garden Gnome G
Artifact Creature - Gnome Druid
Defender, Protection from Black
1/2

I suppose this is a bit odd. And not very efficient.

I Can See Forever! U
Enchantment
You may look at the top card of any players library at any time you could play an instant.

Field of Dreams all grown up. I wish there were some trifling limitation.

Monocle 1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+1.
As long as the equipped creature is an Eye, it instead gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card."
Equip 1

Nut Shot B
Sorcery
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Putting Fume Spitter on the front end, making it a baby Skin Render? Now that's just nuts.

Jaya and Chandra's Barbecue Bonanza R
Enchantment
Whenever you sacrifice a food token, Jaya and Chandra's Barbecue Bonanza deals 1 damage to a random target. If the target dies, create a food token.

Random eh? Sounds random.

Snotty Brat R
Creature - Goblin Child
If Snotty Brat dies to combat damage, create that many 1/1 green Ooze creature tokens.
1/1

I dunno if red is the color, but I'm not against it. This is quite a goblin for a snot-child. "You gonna attack with that 6/6?"

Trained Attack Hamster W
Creature - Hamster
Vigilance
When Trained Attack Hamster is declared as an attacker, roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or 6, Trained Attack Hamster gets +1/+1, double strike, and trample until end of turn.
"Vicious little bugger, ain't she?"
1/1

Sounds fine for an un-set. But it's usually risky to attack since you don't know what your creature will be. Maybe feels more red.

Myrmite 1
Artifact creature - Myr Food
2, T, Sacrifice this creature: Gain 3 life.
"It's an acquired taste" - Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
1/1

IIW: Ravnica in Winter

Strictly worse than Gingerbrute, but fine.

Orcish Officer R
Creature - Orc Soldier (U)
When Orcish Officer enters the battlefield, tap it and exert it.
3/3


IIW: Design a card for the Poster Above

This is ultimately another take on an idea discussed above with stun counters. Both cards are just fine. The three form something of a cycle with Diregraf Ghoul.

Un-preheated Dragon R
Creature - Dragon
Flying
R: Un-preheated Dragon gets +5/+0 until end of turn.
-25/2

IIW: Negative numbers

Step 1: Preheat dragon to 20.

This card is mondo excellent. I love it as a 0/2 wall with flying as well. It sits there and waits with perfect flavor and attacks for five at 6 mana, which is perfect. Then it attacks for 10 and it's real. Mondo excellent.

Jungly Nepenthes Vinewall
{G}
Creature - Plant Wall (U)
Echo 1{G}
Defender, reach
When Jungly Nepenthes Vinewall's echo cost is paid, create a 0/2 green Plant creature token with defender and reach.
When Jungly Nepenthes Vinewall dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
0/2

Well that's a fun little echo game. It's also a pretty great way to stop up the board. Which is good until you get boring board-stall games.

Wicked Balloon
{B}
Artifact Enchantment Creature - Imp (C)
Flying
Wicked Balloon can't block.
1/1
Flimsy, but cheap. For all your delirium needs.

Art: A demonic-looking balloon with tiny bat wings.

I would so play this in my artifact/enchantment themed peasant cube.

Laugh Drop
{U}
Creature - Faerie (U)
Flash
Flying
When Laugh Drop enters the battlefield, counter target spell that wasn't cast from its owner's hand.
0/1

Seems fair. Wash Away with the upside of being a little flash blocker/equipment carrier instead of a Cancel.
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Rith, Imprisoned Primeval
{G}
Legendary Creature - Dragon (M)
Rith, Imprisoned Primeval can't attack or block.
4{R}{G}{W}: Transform Rith, Imprisoned Primeval.
0/6
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Rith, Freed Prisoner
Legendary Creature - Dragon (rgw)
Flying, trample
Whenever this creature attacks or transforms into Rith, Freed Prisoner, it deals 3 damage to any target, you gain 3 life and you create three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
6/6

Feels appropriate for a mythic one-drop. I like it. That's a lot of guys if it gets to attack.

Writhing Cestode
{B}
Creature - Worm Horror (U)
Casualty X. The copy has base toughness X.
Flash
1/1
Your flesh becomes its flesh.


IIW: Black Moth

(looks up cestode) Egads, no!

Flash makes this a pretty great little Undying Evil on legs.

Autarch's Visage B
Artifact Creature - Construct (R)
Defender
When Autarch's Visage leaves the battlefield, each creature's toughness becomes equal to Autarch's Visage's until end of turn.
0/3

IIW: Statuary

That's... A super weird one-drop. Why black? Why artifact? Why.... toughness 3? I... like it a lot. Your -3/-3 effect wraths the board.

Shark Eggcase
{U}
Creature - Shark Egg (C)
When Shark Eggcase dies, create a 1/1 blue Shark creature token.
0/0

A bit like the echo man from an earlier post. Again, I feel like a better body is in order. Some little keyword. It feels like it should be a 2/1 being a shark, but then it would need to cost 2 in blue.

Placid Ox
{W}
Creature - Ox (C)
Switchform (This permanent transforms at the beginning of its controller's upkeep.)
0/3
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Raging Ox
Creature - Ox ()
Switchform (This permanent transforms at the beginning of its controller's upkeep.)
2/1

IIW: Black Moth

That's a pretty natural development for transform, but it's a bit chaotic for the sake of competitive play. Importantly, the first attack (sans haste) comes from the flipside.

Bridge Troll G
Creature - Troll
Indestructible
When Bridge Troll enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a bridge (An artifact, enchantment, or land with bridge in it's name is a bridge).
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Bridge Troll unless you control a bridge.
If Bridge Troll is blocks or becomes blocked by a goat, it loses indestructible until end of turn.
3/3

IIW: Ravnica in Winter.

I read all the way to the reminder text thinking "yeah, bridge is totally a land subtype." No it's not. It's a silly little un-card, and that's fine.

Junglebell
{G}
Creature - Plant (R)
Kicker {G} and/or {B} and/or {U}
Junglebell enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.
If Junglebell was kicked with its {U} kicker, it enters the battlefield with a flying counter.
If Junglebell was kicked with its {B} kicker, it enters the battlefield with a lifelink counter.
1/1

Jungles all the way. But like... why flying? Lifelink is planty enough.

Courageous Plumber
{R}
Creature - Human Warrior (R)
Kicker -Sacrifice a Fungus or artifact
Haste
If Courageous Plumber was kicked, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and a trample counter.
1/2

IIW: Black Moth

Sacrifice a plant: Courageous Plumber gains "T: This creature deals 1 damage to any target". Activate this ability only if Courageous Plumber has a +1/+1 counter on it.

Mass-Produced Destroyman R
Sorcery {R}
Create a 2/1 red Golem Warrior artifact creature token.
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)
Disturb 1RR, Sacrifice four Warriors (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)

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Destroyman True Face
⬤Legendary Artifact Creature - Cyborg Warrior {R}
Flying, trample, haste
Sacrifice another Warrior: Destroyman True Face gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
When Destroyman True Face dies, exile it.
5/5

IIW: indulgent designs. things that will make me say "wow, there was truly no restraint here"

Destroyman? That sounds awesome. I'm on board. But honestly even without the flipside, this is probably a little much. Of course they make creatures that exceed my standard for creature stats all the time so I gotta just accept it.

Grave Shocker R
Creature - Elemental
When you cast Graveshocker from anywhere but your hand it deals 2 damage to any target.
Flashback 1R
1/1

IIW: Flashback on creatures

Neat. So it flashes back like a Blast from the Past (exiling itself), but it also gives you the benefit if you exile cast it with many red effects that do that. The cost is an inefficient body.

Glutton of Sengir B
Creature - Vampire
Sacrifice a creature: Glutton of Sengir gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If you activate this ability more than once per turn, you lose 3 life for each time you activate this ability.
1/1

IIW: BlackAggro

Had to make sure there was no flying. It's a very limited version of Bloodthrone Vampire, but still a strong one on a one-drop. Lack of evasion and the steep life cost make it unlikely to really work out.

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CunningGabe for the -25/2.

Next (jeepers): Negative numbers.

HM to InkTreader for Autarch's Visage. Wonderfully odd.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

It feels like it should be a 2/1 being a shark

Slavic accent: "But is baby!"

But like... why flying?

Weepinbell.

[Ink-Treader]

Abhorrent Vacuum XBB
Enchantment (U)
When Abhorrent Vacuum enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature dies, if it had -1 or less toughness, each player loses 1 life.

IIW: Large numbers (at least 7)