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[spacemonaut]

Urza's Toenail Clippers {R/W}
Artifact (U)
When Urza's Toenail Clippers enters the battlefield, draw a card.
, : Target creature gets +½/½ until end of turn.


IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Crown of the Idiot 3
Artifact (R)
Skip your draw step.
5: Crown of the Idiot's owner gain's control of it.
"By my own authority and by right of conquest, I claim the crown or myself, and dub myself Lord of the Realm, and Master of the---- uh... umm... vvvvvuvvvivivvivvu wib wub wib wububwub."

IIW:Enchantment creatures

[Ulka]

Tinker's Toy
Artifact Creature - Myr
Whenever Tinker's Toy is tapped to add mana, add U.
0/2

IIW: Cephalids Reimagined

[Cythare]

Urza's Bingo Card 3
Legendary Artifact (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Urza's Bingo Card has five or more bingo counters with different names on it, you win the game.
Whenever you perform a special action, if it's the first time you've performed that special action since Urza's Bingo Card entered the battlefield, put a bingo counter on Urza's Bingo Card named for the corresponding numerical entry in the Comprehensive Rules. (The special actions are: 116.2a playing a land, 116.2b turning a face-down creature face-up, 116.2c taking an action to temporarily end a continuous effect or stop a delayed triggered ability from triggering, 116.2d taking an action to ignore an effect from a static ability, 116.2f suspending a card from your hand, 116.2j foretelling a card from your hand, 116.2g putting a companion into your hand from outside the game, 116.2h rolling the planar die, 116.2i turning a face-down conspiracy card in the command zone face-up, and 116.2e discarding Circling Vultures to its own ability.)

IIW: Book jocks

[Ulka]

Counterfeit Coin0
Artifact
Whenever you sacrifice Counterfeit Coin, you lose 2 life.
T, Sacrifice Counterfeit Coin: Add Add one mana of any color.
T, Sacrifice Counterfeit Coin: Tap target creature with power 1 or less.

IIW: Ooozes

[OneAndOnly]

Ashnod's Easy Chair -- 3
Artifact - Furniture
As Ashnod's Easy Chair enters play, choose any color and fabric type.
: Tap target creature that shares a color with Ashnod's Easy Chair. If you're sitting on a chair that matches the color and fabric type chosen, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next turn.
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IIW: Forgetfulness and amnesia

[Megiddo]

Talisman of Hatred 3
Artifact {R}
Draft Talisman of Hatred face up.
As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. (It isn't in your card pool.)
T: Add one mana of any color. If you removed at least five cards from the draft with cards named Talisman of Hatred, add two mana of any one color instead.

IIW: more "draft matters" cards. Bonus: cards that work or ONLY work in the context of a player-controlled online environment (e.g., custom card draft on draft sims).

[Ulka]

Inspired by One and only:

Folding Chair2
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equipped creature has "T:This creature fights target creature you don't control."
Equip 2
Mishra has Urza on the ropes. He's making a statement but Uzra's got the chair!!!! - Kzbtrp, Arena Announcer

IIW: DnD monsters not represented in magic already

[Cythare]

Seditionist Chef's Knife 4
Artifact — Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has infect and foodlink. (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many Food tokens.)
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you get two poison counters.
Equip 3

IIW: Treasured keepsakes

[avatarz]

Still waiting for some more entries. I have had fun so far, but, since most entries belong to there, let me see what can you do outside of unsets too! : )

[Togs]

Sewer System 2
Artifact - Fortification (U)
Fortified Land has "T: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token."
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Rats, sacrifice fortified land.
Fortify 2

IIW: Benedict Customcards

[Megiddo]

Talisman of Entrapment 3
Artifact {R}
Draft Talisman of Entrapment face up.
During the draft, you may turn Talisman of Entrapment face down and reveal another card from your draft pool. If you do, a player of your choice reveals the card they most recently drafted. If the revealed cards share a color, note that color.
T: Add one mana of any color. Add an additional mana of each color you noted for cards named Talisman of Entrapment.

IIW: Iron Chef Ravnica

[OneAndOnly]

@Cythare - Isn't phasing in or out a special action? I seem to remember one or two others that aren't on your list.

[Mergatroid_Jones]

I tweaked the reminder text again. I'm trying to figure out how to do it without having to type out the entire text block from the comprehensive rules.

Didwim, Moon of Stillness 7
World Artifact (M)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards.)
All other noncreature, nonland permanents are artifacts and lose all abilities.

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Goinnyagm, Magnetic Moon 3
World Artifact (R)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
If another permanent would enter the battlefield tapped, it enters the battlefield untapped instead.
If another permanent would enter the battlefield untapped, it enters the battlefield tapped instead.

Ligdfoddens, Moon of Terrors 1BBB
World Artifact (R)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
When a player casts a creature spell, each of that player's opponents creates a 3/1 black Horror creature token.
Horror creatures you control have menace.

Bolvenbrix, the Maddening Moon 3UW
World Artifact
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
Bolvenbrix enters the battlefield with 3 glow counters on it.
Players can only cast noncreature spells with converted mana cost equal to the number of glow counter on Bolvenbrix.
X: Put X counters on Bolvenbrix, or remove X counters from it. Any player may play this ability.

Nundbungen, Moon of the Gigantogleebs 3G
World Artifact (R)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
Creatures with base power and toughness 1/1 get +4/+4

Iggn'Du, Holiest of Moons 6
World Artifact (M)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
Players can't lose the game.
When Iggn'Du enters the battlefield, each player loses 4 life.
2,Sacrifice a creature and a land, then discard two cards: Iggn'Du phases out. Any player may play this ability.

Nalyed Koohi, the Living Moon 8
World Artifact Creature- Elemental (R)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
Lands are 1/1 creatures in addition to other types, and have haste.
When a land creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it, and you may return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.
6/16

Oiaruhui, Moon of Bloodrivers 1R
World Artifact (R)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
Nonbasic lands lose "T: Add C."
RRRRR, T, Sacrifice Oiaruhui: Each nonbasic land deals 1 damage to its controller.

Xut-Shuun, Ice Moon 3
World Artifact (U)
(When a player controls a world permanent, any other world permanents that player already controlled are placed in their owners' graveyards. )
Activated abilities cost an additional 2.

IIW: Cost reduction commons (think Daybreak Chimera more than Treasure Cruise).

[NinjaCaterpie]

Prosthetic Leg 3
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Flash
When Prosthetic Leg enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
When equipped creature leaves the battlefield, transform Prosthetic Leg.
Equipped creature gets +1/+2.

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Tibial Club
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.
Equip 2

IIW: Rituals

[Krishnath]

@Mergatroid_Jones

I suggest you change the reminder text to (When a world permanent enters the battlefield, its controller sacrifices all other World permanents they control.) It makes it easier to grok.

[spacemonaut]

@Cythare - Isn't phasing in or out a special action? I seem to remember one or two others that aren't on your list.

Cythare produced the whole list, baby. Phasing in or out isn't a special action, it's just a rules process, like "untap" or "destroy".

[spacemonaut]

black border time:

Letter Opener 1R
Artifact — Equipment (U)
When Letter Opener enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, until the end of that player's next turn, they reveal each card they draw as they draw it.
Equip


IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!

[Megiddo]

I've been informed that the judge is taking a long (italian) lunch, so we have some time for entries. if judgment isn't completed by early my time tomorrow, i'll do it myself.

[Mergatroid_Jones]

@Mergatroid_Jones

I suggest you change the reminder text to (When a world permanent enters the battlefield, its controller sacrifices all other World permanents they control.) It makes it easier to grok.

That would be a bit simpler, but it's technically not a sacrifice. The legend rule is the same way. Also there's the corner cases of a nonworld permanent becoming world and multiple world permanents entering at the same time. That's exactly the reminder text I had at first, but I decided to try to be a little more accurate to the rules.

[Krishnath]

@Mergatroid_Jones

I suggest you change the reminder text to (When a world permanent enters the battlefield, its controller sacrifices all other World permanents they control.) It makes it easier to grok.

That would be a bit simpler, but it's technically not a sacrifice. The legend rule is the same way. Also there's the corner cases of a nonworld permanent becoming world and multiple world permanents entering at the same time. That's exactly the reminder text I had at first, but I decided to try to be a little more accurate to the rules.

While more accurate, it is also a bit harder to understand compared to the original rules for World Enchantments. I mean, if you copy them but change it so it only affects the player who owns the permanent it should cover it.

[mellifluoresce]

Existential Shed 4
Artifact (U)
Phasing
Creatures you control get +0/+2.
Whenever Existential Shed phases out, exile target card from your graveyard.
Whenever Existential Shed phases in, put all cards exiled with it on top of their owners' library in any order.

IIW: GIGAFORETELL

[mellifluoresce]

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[spacemonaut]

@avatarz @Megiddo can we has little a judge, as a treat

[Megiddo]

Welcome to Artifacts Roadshow! Part adventure, part history lesson, and part treasure hunt!

Now, let's see what's been brought in today!

Birthday Cake 1
Artifact - Food
2, T, Sacrifice Birthday Cake: Gain 3 life.
When Birthday Cake leaves the battlefield, each player gets a food token (It's a colorless artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: Gain 3 life.")
"On this day, everyone gets a piece of cake."

IIW: Superheroes and Supervillains.

Well, this is quite the cake! It's not my birthday just yet, but I'll certainly have a slice. Delicious, thank you!

Estimated Value: $10-30

Urza's Toenail Clippers {R/W}
Artifact (U)
When Urza's Toenail Clippers enters the battlefield, draw a card.
, : Target creature gets +½/½ until end of turn.

IIW: Bears, beavers, and badgers, oh my!

Ah, this is... no, no, leave it in the bag. While the market for artifacts owned by the late Urza has really expanded as of late, I do question whether something like this would be as, erm, desirable as others that have already come onto the market. That said, it is quite practical. I hope the buyer doesn't decide to put it to use, though.

Estimated Value: $150- 225

Crown of the Idiot 3
Artifact (R)
Skip your draw step.
5: Crown of the Idiot's owner gain's control of it.
"By my own authority and by right of conquest, I claim the crown or myself, and dub myself Lord of the Realm, and Master of the---- uh... umm... vvvvvuvvvivivvivvu wib wub wib wububwub."

IIW:Enchantment creatures

Ah, this is a lovely crown. Oh, best if you hold on to it, actually, I can do the appraisal from here. This kind of thing can command some high prices (even if you aren't likely to find many buyers) when intact, but to me this seems as though something might be missing.

Estimated Value: $2500-3000

Tinker's Toy
Artifact Creature - Myr
Whenever Tinker's Toy is tapped to add mana, add U.
0/2

IIW: Cephalids Reimagined

Ohoho, now this is a cute one. Sometimes we see toys that appreciate significantly in value, but here I think we have less of an investment piece and more of a collector's item. That said, I think this will be easy to move if you want to sell it.

Estimated Value: $50-100

Urza's Bingo Card 3
Legendary Artifact (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Urza's Bingo Card has five or more bingo counters with different names on it, you win the game.
Whenever you perform a special action, if it's the first time you've performed that special action since Urza's Bingo Card entered the battlefield, put a bingo counter on Urza's Bingo Card named for the corresponding numerical entry in the Comprehensive Rules. (The special actions are: 116.2a playing a land, 116.2b turning a face-down creature face-up, 116.2c taking an action to temporarily end a continuous effect or stop a delayed triggered ability from triggering, 116.2d taking an action to ignore an effect from a static ability, 116.2f suspending a card from your hand, 116.2j foretelling a card from your hand, 116.2g putting a companion into your hand from outside the game, 116.2h rolling the planar die, 116.2i turning a face-down conspiracy card in the command zone face-up, and 116.2e discarding Circling Vultures to its own ability.)

IIW: Book jocks

Another article from the esteemed Urza, I see. Were you folks raiding his sock drawer? This is the kind of item that has a pretty limited market, but if you can find a buyer... you may get a good price.

Estimated Value: $1000-1500

Ashnod's Easy Chair -- 3
Artifact - Furniture
As Ashnod's Easy Chair enters play, choose any color and fabric type.
: Tap target creature that shares a color with Ashnod's Easy Chair. If you're sitting on a chair that matches the color and fabric type chosen, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next turn.
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IIW: Forgetfulness and amnesia

Aha, something from Ashnod. Not as famous as her contemporary Urza, but some artifacts that belonged to her are just as valuable as his. This chair looks like it might fall below that bar, but it's ultimately an heirloom piece.

Estimated Value: $1500-2500

Sewer System 2
Artifact - Fortification (U)
Fortified Land has "T: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token."
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Rats, sacrifice fortified land.
Fortify 2

IIW: Benedict Customcards

This is stretching the limits of what we cover on this program, being an entire municipal sewer system and all, but let's look at it. We don't see many fortifications anymore, but this one seems to look good to me. Just watch out for the rats.

Estimated Cost: $350,000,000 - 650,000,000 (annually; not including cost of pest removal)

Prosthetic Leg 3
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Flash
When Prosthetic Leg enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
When equipped creature leaves the battlefield, transform Prosthetic Leg.
Equipped creature gets +1/+2.

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Tibial Club
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.
Equip 2

IIW: Rituals

Did you wear this on your way in? It feels warm... Anyway, a prosthetic usually isn't going to fetch a lot of value at auction unless it's a medical artifact of some historical interest. I'm not seeing that here, but this is a unique item for sure.

Estimated Value: $500-600

Existential Shed 4
Artifact (U)
Phasing
Creatures you control get +0/+2.
Whenever Existential Shed phases out, exile target card from your graveyard.
Whenever Existential Shed phases in, put all cards exiled with it on top of their owners' library in any order.

IIW: GIGAFORETELL

You might want to spend some time here in this shed to think about your own existence.

Estimated Value: $1000-3000

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Through the self-imposed judging criteria (most expensive artifact), the winner, improbably, is Togs

Next: Benedict Customcards