New Challenge Every Day - April 19th: A split card with a different keyword ability on each half

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: A split card with a different keyword ability on each half

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

AntGamerG0D 56 (+3)
netn10 36 (+4)
shullz 34 (+5)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 33
Komandon 31 (+0)
void_nothing 31 (+1)
JovialJovian 29
OneAndOnly 27
Ink-Treader 25
HexBolt0505 15 (+1)
klutzedufus 13
TessaMTG 13 (+2)
LandellXil0cent 10 (+2)
YoTed 8 (+0)
KB52665 5 (+2)
Viperousrook 2

.::Note of the Day::.

Given how late I am posting this thread, today's round will definitely be shortened as I get the posting time back on track with tomorrow's thread.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Zeroes

Votes: HexBolt0505, AntGamerGOD



IIW: Colorshift

Votes: TessaMTG, LandellXil0cent

Zirz, Consumer of Truths 0
(B) Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Germ
At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
0/0

IIW: Common Vehicle

Votes: AntGamerGOD, netn10 (the card smells a little bit like teen spirit.)

this card's ccimg is 222222 lmao
IIW: battle-heist (make it crime related with how the defense counters work.)

Votes: Shullz (A bit broke in selfmill but I likes it), TessaMTG

Rosknath, Kher Keep Exile {0}
({R}) Legendary Creature — Kobold Shaman (R)
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 0, put a +1/+1 counter on Rosknath, Kher Keep Exile. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, until end of turn, Rosknath becomes a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4 and gains flying.
0/1

IIW: Spells with Mechanics themed around Music/Art

Votes: KB52665, shullz

Patient 0
Creature - Human
When you cast Patient 0, you get a poison counter.
Infect
Patient 0 gets +1/+1 for each creature and/or player with a -1/-1 or poison counter.
0/0

IIW: Sagas

Vote: netn10, void_nothing



IIW: Legend of Zelda.

Votes: LandellXil0Cent, Shullz

The Venerable El-Hajjâj bbb
Legendary Planeswalker — Hajjaj (R)
El-Hajjaj enters with a number of loyalty counters on it equal to half the amount of life you've lost this turn, rounded up.
0: You may pay rather than pay the mana cost of the next black spell you cast this turn. El-Hajjaj deals damage to you equal to twice that spell's mana cost.
-3: Each opponent loses life equal to the amount of life you lost this turn.
Madness — Pay 6 life
0

IIW: Ulgrotha

Votes: netn10 , KB52665

General Mills {r/W}{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
Legendary Creature — Human Solider
Vigilance, Battlecry
Whenever you attack you may return target nonland nontoken permanent you control to your hand that has a mana value of 0. If you do create a 1/1 red and white Solider token tapped and attacking for each card returned to your hand this turn.
"General Mills war cry is 'Cheerios'. Me and the others under his command have no idea what that means but we fear to ask." — Sergent Bisquick
4/4

IIW: three color slivers.

Votes: shullz, netn10



IIW: A R/G/W Planeswalker

Votes: shullz, AntGamerG0D

Reshaping Shell 2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature loses flying and has stalwart and protection from sorceries. (A creature with stalwart can be assigned to block an additional time each combat.)
5: Until end of turn, equipped creature becomes a Turtle Illusion with base power and toughness 0/20.
Equip 0

IIW: High numbers

[shullz]

Votes: LandellXil0cent, void_nothing




Legend
Instant (R)
Affinity for legendary permanents
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains indestructible and hexproof until end of turn.
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Legion
Instant (R)
Storm
Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Overload

IIW: Turn a cute card into s scary card OR a scary card into a cute card

[HexBolt0505]

Votes: TessaMTG, AntGamerG0D



IIW: Finality Counters

[YoTed]

Vote: HexBolt0505, LandellXil0cent



IIW: Leyline Enchantments.

[netn10]

Votes: YoTed, void_nothing

Excessive B
Sorcery (Rare)
Cleave 1UR
Until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent is control is dealt excess damage, you draw that many cards [and lose that much life].
/// Fuse ///
Extreme 1UR
Sorcery (Rare)
Kicker B
If this spell was kicked, it gains lifelink. This spell deals 2 damage to each creature. Put two stun counters on each of them.

IIW: Cleave

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: TessaMTG, AntGamerGod

Death
Sorcery (U)
Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
Madness
/ / / / / / / /
Taxes
Instant
Convoke
Counter target spell unless it's controller taps X untapped permanents they control.

IIW: Your favorite meal

[AntGamerG0D]

Votes: Komandon (I wants cereal now...), YoTed

Trials {X}{G}
Sorcery (U)
Convoke
Up to X target creatures you control explores, then draw a card.
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Tribulations {X}{X}{B}
Sorcery (U)
Delve
Target opponent sacrifices up to X nontoken permanents, then that player discards a card.

IIW: Our Pets as Legendary Creatures

[Komandon]

Votes: void_nothing , netn10

Death 2BB
Instant (Rare)
Kicker — Discard a card.
Destroy target creature. If this spell was kicked targeted creature indestructible until end of turn.
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Taxes
Target player spells you cast cost 1 more to cast until end of turn.
Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand. Target player's activated abilities that aren't mana abilities until end of turn cost 1 more to activate.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

IIW: Legendary instant or sorcery.

[void_nothing]

Votes: TessaMTG, AntGamerG0D