[Assorted] Sporegorger's Gorge: TFC (Triple-Faced) Elder Dragon + More

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Swamp Dragon-Eel
2{B}
Creature - Fish (C)
Dredge 3
3/2
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Sink into Muck
3{B}
Sorcery - Adventure
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

[void_nothing]

^ Cost of the adventure half? Given that it's a common and can recur (after the creature dies) 3B is safe.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

^ Cost of the adventure half? Given that it's a common and can recur (after the creature dies) 3B is safe.

I can't believe I forgot that.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Molting Fiddler
4u
Creature - Crab (U)
Molting Fiddler enters the battlefield with two -1/-1 counters on it.
2u: Remove a -1/-1 counter from Molting Fiddler.
Persist
4/7

Updated:

Molting Fiddler
4u
Creature - Crab (U)
Molting Fiddler enters the battlefield with two -1/-1 counters on it.
2u: Adapt 1.
Persist
4/7

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Jack-o'-Lantern Crab
2{U}
Creature - Crab (C)
Disguise 5{U}
When Jack-o'-Lantern Crab is turned face up, you draw a card, then discard a card and create a 2/2 colorless creature token with ward {2}. (It has no creature types or mana value.)
2/3
Cast-off shells are quickly occupied.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Shroomcap Shambler
2{G}
Creature - Fungus (U)
Trample
Disguise 1{G}
Whenever Shroomcap Shambler deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}{B}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Shroomcap Shambler and draw a card.
3/2


Living Aquarium Nepenthes
1{B}{G}{U}
Creature - Plant (R)
Delirium -When Living Aquarium Nepenthes enters the battlefield or is turned face up, mill four cards, then choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose two instead.
-Create an an X/X black, green, and blue Plant creature token named Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant, where X is the difference between the highest and lowest mana value of the cards milled this way.
-For each nonland permanent card milled this way, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that card's mana value.
-For each land card milled this way, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This creature can't be blocked."
Disguise 2{B}{G}{U}
0/4

[void_nothing]

Jack-o'-Lantern Crab
2{U}
Creature - Crab (C)
Disguise 5{U}
When Jack-o'-Lantern Crab is turned face up, you draw a card, then discard a card and create a 2/2 colorless creature token with ward {2}. (It has no creature types or mana value.)
2/3
Cast-off shells are quickly occupied.

Beyond amazing design.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Dread Broodtyrant
5{B}{B}
Creature - Dragon (R)
Flying
Exploit
Whenever a creature you control exploits a non-Dragon creature, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying. If the exploited creature had power 4 or greater, draw a card.
5/5

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Patagia Viper but reversed.

Treehole Nepenthes
1{B}{G}{U}
Creature - Plant (C)
Reach
When Treehole Nepenthes enters the battlefield or is turned face up, create two 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with flying.
Disguise
2/2
Treeholes that collect water are prime breeding spots for mosquitoes.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Nepenthes Spuzzem
2{G}
Creature - Plant Elemental (U)
When Nepenthes Spuzzem deals combat damage to a player, that player chooses target permanent you don't control that is an artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. That permanent's controller sacrifices it.
Disguise 4{G}
2/4
"Do NOT leave the decision to the Spuzzem, else we'll be stuck here forever! I modified it precisely for that reason!" -Vlaryk

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Vlaryk, Nepenthes Requiem
{13}{B}{G}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature - Plant Elder Dragon (M)
When you cast this spell, if mana was spent to cast it, each opponent faces a villainous choice -That player skips their next turn, or you create an X/X black, green, and blue Plant creature token named Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant, where X is the total number of permanent cards you and that player own in exile and in both your graveyards.
Flying, trample, protection from noncreature spells
Vlaryk, Nepenthes Requiem can't be sacrificed.
When Vlaryk is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner may shuffle it into their library. If they don't, they shuffle their graveyard into their library.
13/17

This entire card's text is basically trinket text, except for that last effect.

Self-mill strategies always run the the risk of decking out, and I always find it highly entertaining that in some weird formats and decks the original Eldrazi Titans are included in decks for the sole purpose of preventing a deck out.

For example, the Four Horsemen deck that includes an Eldrazi titan to allow you to mill your deck forever.

But the whole "shuffle your graveyard" effect sort of messes up any strategy that requires cards to actually stay in your graveyard, hence this specific wording.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Spotty Coryanthes Nepenthes
2{B}{G}{U}
Creature - Plant (R)
When Spotty Coryanthes Nepenthes enters the battlefield, for each permanent you control with a counter on it, create an X/X black, green, and blue Plant creature token named Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant, where X is the number of counters on that permanent.
2/3

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Jellyfishing Drake
2{U}{B}
Creature - Drake (U)
Flying
When Jellyfishing Drake enters the battlefield, choose one-
-Return another target creature to its owner's hand.
-Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
2/2
It snatches up clumps of jellyfish not to eat, but to drop on prey.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Splatter Leech
3{B}
Creature - Leech (C)
When Splatter Leech enters the battlefield or is turned face up, suspect target creature.
Disguise 4{B}
3/3
The cats and hounds were wrongly blamed for the attacks, their bloodied muzzles held as proof.

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Perfidious Plot
{U}{B}
Instant (U)
Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Then choose any number-
-Switch its power and toughness until end of turn.
-Suspect it.
-Goad it.
Plot 1{U}{B}

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Nepenthes-Gorger Hellkite
4{B}{G}{U}
Creature - Plant Nightmare Dragon (M)
Flying, vigilance
When Nepenthes-Gorger Hellkite enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control, then sacrifice all lands you control.
When Nepenthes-Gorger Hellkite dies, return all lands from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped, then create an X/X black, green, and blue Plant creature token named Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant, where X is the number of lands you control.
7/7

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Yucca-Leafcrown Nepenthes
[Sabrina's Exeggutor]
2{B}{G}{U}
Creature - Plant (R)
Trample
Whenever Yucca-Leafcrown Nepenthes deals combat damage to a player, flip a coin for each land you control. For each heads, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. For each tails, put a +1/+1 counter on a Plant you control. If three or more coins come up heads, you may draw a card.
3/7

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Vlaryk, Nepenthes Epicurean
1{B}{G}{G}{U}
Legendary Planeswalker - Vlaryk (M)
Ward -Give control of a permanent that is legendary or has a pitcher-plant in its art to Vlaryk's owner.
Whenever the triggered ability of a permanent you control with a pitcher-plant in its art triggers, you may copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
[+1] Draw a card. Untap up to one permanent with a pitcher-plant in its art.
[-5] Exile another target nonland permanent. Create an X/X black, green, and blue Plant creature token named Nepenthes Pitcher-Plant, where X is that permanent's mana value.
<4>
"'Triggers only once per turn?' We'll see about that!"

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

The Necrobloom has been finally officially spoiled! I almost did a triple take, seeing Necrobloom and Nepenthes both start with Ne-.

Oh Necrobloom, I'm absolutely certain the white pip is there to deliberately vex me!

But otherwise, this is a card that could have easily fit in here, no?

Welp, time to shell out for an alter, eh?