New Challenge Every Day - July 3rd: Equipment for a chef

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Equipment for a chef

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

void_nothing 8 (+5)
dyd 7 (+5)
netn10 4 (+2)
folding_music 3 (+1)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 3 (+3)
Subject16 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Ikoria-esque creature type combinations

Votes: folding_music (I was almost going with "Allergy to blah" :D ), void_nothing

Pungisaur 3bg
Creature - Dinosaur Scorpion
Deathtouch
~ enters the battlefield with your choice of a menace counter or a reach counter on it.
"So much for believing armasaurs had the most dangerous tails."
— Vivien Reid
4/4

IIW: loss of a sense

netn10, void_nothing

Voracigoyf 2BGW
Creature - Nightmare Dinosaur Lhurgoyf
Voracigoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in graveyards.
BGW: Exile target creature card from a graveyard and choose flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, or vigilance. If the exiled card has the chosen ability, put a counter of that type on Voracigoyf.
*/*

IIW: Independence Day

Void_nothing, netn10

dyd, Lorn Absord Schutta

Ambush Hydra 4WBG
Creature — Cat Nightmare Hydra (Rare)
Ambush Hydra enters the battlefield with nine +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Ambush Hydra attacks, you may untap target creature defending player controls. If you do, that creature blocks Ambush Hydra this turn if able.
If damage would be dealt to Ambush Hydra while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it instead.
It chose to lead all nine lives at once.
0/0

Fun fact: Ambush the the collective noun for a group of tigers.

IIW: Hydras

votes: dyd, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Capclaw Remnant 2g
Creature - Badger Fungus Illusion (U)
While Capclaw Remnant is on the battlefield or in any graveyard, if a land with a spore counter on it is tapped for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of any other type.
Whenever Capclaw Remnant enters the battlefield or becomes the target of a spell or effect an opponent controls, put a spore counter on target land.
"We were sure they went extinct, but that seems not to stop 'em digging up our roads." - Alvim, provisioner
3/2

IIW: future sight

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Bursting Plantohydra XG
Creature - Zombie Plant Hydra (Rare)
Bursting Plantohydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Unearth XGG
Eternalize X4GG
0/0

IIW: Green Unearth

Votes: void_nothing; dyd

Blind Senser
Creature - Bat Mole (U)
Flying, Vigilance
Blind Senser can't attack unless a creature died this turn.
Blind Senser can't block unless a land entered the battlefield this turn.
Whether through screams and rumblings, or through smell of blood and footsteps, it can track its prey without need of vision.
6/6

IIW: Counting colors of your creatures

Votes: dyd, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Crash Gibbon 2RR
Creature - Rhino Ape (U)
Trample
Whenever Crash Gibbon attacks, you may switch the power and toughness of any number of target creatures until end of turn.
3/5

IIW: Armies

[folding_music]

votes: Lorn Asbord Schutta, Subject16

Miniature Guillotine
Artifact (U)
, : If you control the permanent with the highest converted mana cost, sacrifice that permanent. Otherwise tap that permanent and its abilities can't be played until end of turn.
"One quick slice solves most problems. Uh, make sure you explain that I'm talking about cucumbers. or something." - Riven Turnbull

IIW: spaceships

[dyd]

Votes: Subject16 _{(flavor text nailed it)}, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Darksteel Whip 2
Artifact — Equipment
Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever a creature dies, if it was dealt damage by equipped creature this turn, amalgamate X, where X is that creature's toughness. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Ooze you control. If you don't control one, create a 0/0 colorless Food Ooze artifact creature token first.)
Equip 4

IIW: new mix of non-creature subtypes

[netn10]

Votes: Subject16, Lorn Osbord Scutta

Cannibal's Knife 3
Artifact (Uncommon)
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "T, Sacrifice a Human: put +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness."
Equip 3

IIW: "Choose one or more"

[Subject16]

dyd, void_nothing

Edgeblade Cleaver 3
Artifact — Equipment (Uncommon)
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by this creature this turn dies, create a Food token."
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip 2

IIW: Three color commands

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Votes: netn10; Subject16

Specialised Knifes
Artifact - Equipment (U)
As Specialised Knifes enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with the chosen type, return that creature to its owner's hand. Its controller creates a Food token.
Equip
"Overworld cooks have to memorise 36 diffrent types of knifes for diffrent meats. A demonic one have to about one hundred more. For the other species, there are specialised axes, numerous as well."
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, The Underworld Cookbook

IIW: Number of cards minus...

[JovialJovian]

Lord Asbord Schutta, Subject16

Apron 1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+1, can't be enchanted, and can't have counters put on it.
Equip 1

IIW: Yoga positions as cards

[void_nothing]

Votes: Subject16, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Tempered Gloves 2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
X: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to equipped creature this turn. When damage is prevented in this way, equipped creature deals that much damage to any target.
Equip 2

IIW: Colorshifts