New Challenge Every Day - March 2nd: make an Un-card into a normal card

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: make an Un-card into a normal card

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

shullz 80 (+3)
netn10 75 (+2)
void_nothing 67 (+3)
Ink-Treader 61 (+0)
Komandon 51 (+1)
OneAndOnly 47
Rithaniel 42
KB52665 37 (+2)
Caspernicus 35
YoTed 22 (+1)
AnotherAlias 18
Dedede3669 18 (+1)
LandellXil0cent 14 (+3)
somedue1019 13
TessaMTG 10 (+1)

.::Note of the Day::.

After back-and-forth jockeying for the lead, it's @shullz who finally wins February with the impressive score of 80 points! Scoreboard will now reset...

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Legendary creatures with base power greater than 10

Votes: KB52665, Dedede3669

Ulamog, the Unfathomable Devourer
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi (Mythic)
Ulamog cost 1 less to cast for each card in your opponent's exile.
Flash
Indestructible
When you cast Ulamog, exile all other spells, then exile all graveyards, the top twenty cards of each player's library, and each colored permanent with even mana value.
10/10

IIW: Legendary big Eldrazi

Votes: void_nothing, netn10



IIW: A spell without mana cost (not )

Votes: LandellXil0cent, TessaMTG

Timimur of Thousand Frenzies
Legendary Creature - Bear Illusion Juggernaut
Trample
All creatures attack each combat if able.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls is destroyed, if it was attacking a player other than you, you and that creatures controller draw a card.
10/1
"Only in the calm of the forest will you hear a million screams for battle."

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IIW: "Land - Gate" synergies

Votes: netn10, YoTed

Ertai and Zacama 8rgwu
Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Human
Vigilance, reach, trample
When Ertai and Zacama enters the battlefield, if you cast it, put four calamity counters on it.
2r: Ertai and Zacama deals 3 damage to target creature.
2g: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
2w: You gain 3 life.
2u: Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Remove a calamity counter from Ertai and Zacama: You may activate one of Ertai and Zacama's activated abilities without paying its activation cost.
10/10

IIW: Evoke artifacts

Vote: Void_Nothing, KB52665





IIW: Mortal Kombat or Killer Instinct

Vote: shullz, void_nothing

Grgolt, Exalted Destroyer 3BRGW
Legendary Creature - Elemental Avatar (R)
You may exile a black creature, a red creature, a green creature, and a white creature to cast Grgolt instead of paying its mana cost.
Trample, deathtouch
The earthlords of Jahn may not agree on problems, but they do agree on the best solution.
12/4

IIW: Cost reduction that isn't mana

Votes: shullz, Komandon

He Who Wields the Power of the Sun But Not Its Strength
Legendary Creature - Human (R)
First strike, vigilance
When He Who Wields the Power of the Sun But Not Its Strength dies, it deals 7 damage to each creature and each player.
He was mighty, but the power of the sun doesn't make you indestructible
10/1

IIW: Legendary creatures given powers they can't handle
(Like the one above)

Votes: shullz, LandellXil0cent
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Irdriz of the Golden Clasp -- 2WW
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
When Irdriz enters, if it was the first time it was cast this game, create The Golden Clasp, a legendary Equipment artifact token with "Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike and indestructible" and "The Golden Clasp is indestructible as long as you have not lost life this turn" and attach it to Irdriz.
5/5

Votes: LandellXil0cent, shullz

Thastio, the Imperfect Clock 6GWU
Legendary Artifact Creature - Avatar (M)
Trample, ward 7
As long as it's your turn, you can't lose the game, your opponents can't win the game, and your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Your opponents can't take extra steps, phases, or turns.
At the beginning of your end step, if Thastio's power and toughness total exactly 24, you may exile Thastio. If you do, take three extra turns after this one.
11/6

IIW: Orcs

[void_nothing]

Votes: shullz, Ink-Treader

[shullz]

Hooray, the first time I won this! A few days ago I thought netn10 had it in the bag.

Votes: Ink-Treader, void_nothing
This isn't why I voted for those two, but if I were pedantic, their cards happen to be the only ones satisfying the condition of having base power greater than 10.

Today's challenge is weird, because most un-cards are parodies of existing cards or mechanics or would work as normal cards anyway.
This is me trying to find a way to make half mana/power/toughness work as a normal card:

Little Girl
() Creature — Human (C)
Kicker
If Little Girl was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on her.
In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is play childish card games.
0/1

IIW: Weirds

[netn10]

Close one! GGs everyone and congrats shullz!

Votes: shullz, Ink-Treader

Sneakyface UUU
Creature — Efreet (Rare)
If Sneakyface is in your hand, you may cloak it by paying 0, as a sorcery. If you do, shuffle all face-down creatures you control and opponent chooses one of your face-down creatures. Reveal it. If it's Sneakyface, that player may exile it.
Flying
2/2

IIW: Very evocative name for Outlaws of Thunder Junction

[Dedede3669]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Capture the Moment
Legendary Instant
(You may cast a legendary instant only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Effects with "Until end of turn" and "this turn" end at the start of your next end step instead.
When given the chance to reunite with lost family, the Leonin took it.

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IIW: "Land - Gate" Synergies

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: shullz, KB526665
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Noctolyte -- 3
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow {U}
When Noctolyte enters, it becomes night.
As long as it is day, Noctolyte can't attack or block, and all damage it would deal is prevented.
4/4

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Next: 0-mana value Auras

[KB52665]

Votes: InkTreader, OnandOnly

City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
When City of Ass enters the battlefield, create The Great Ass, a legendary 0/2 red Donkey creature token with haste and "Whenever this creature attacks, untap target land you control named City of Ass."
: Add one mana of any color.

IIW: A card that prevents other cards from being put into graveyard(s).

[LandellXil0cent]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Sole Performer
Creature - Elf Shaman (R)
Ward , where X is the number of counters on Sole Performer.
: The next time another creature you control would become tapped, instead put a stun counter on Sole Performer.
When Sole Performer dies, if it was dealt combat damage this turn, put a stun counter on each creature that dealt damage to Sole Performer this turn.
3/2

IIW: A card with Gen-Z slang in its name.

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: shullz, void_nothing

[YoTed]

Vote: OneandOnly, Ink-Treader



IIW: Insect Planeswalkers