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[Mergatroid_Jones]

Leafwing Dragon 3GG
Creature- Dragon (R)
Flying
When Leafwing Dragon enters the battlefield or dies, create two 0/1 green Plant creature tokens and untap target land.
3/5

IIW: Auras or aura mechanics

[Megiddo]

@PanchoPonceN time to judge soon

[Ulka]

@PanchoPonceN time to judge soon

If they don't meg here might finish a new cycle of elder dragon whales

[Megiddo]

as a red-blooded american, I'll be busy the rest of the day.

If panchoponceN doesn't show up by monday i'll judge then.

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Twin-Form Dragon 3RU
Creature- Dragon (R)
Flying
When Twin-Form Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker that player controls. Put a stun counter on target permanent that player controls.
The left side is a dragon of fire and the right is a dragon of ice. Each head acts in perfect balance with the other.
4/4

IIW: Multiple heads or other limbs

[spacemonaut]

Judgmental Hellkite 2RR
Creature — Dragon (R)
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn and whenever an opponent attacks you, choose a creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, Judgmental Hellkite deals 2 damage to its controller.
4/3


IIW: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE and elder dragons

[Megiddo]

Cetaegis Tocogna 2UURRGG
Legendary Creature — Elder Whale {M}
Flying
URG: Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. Activate only during your turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Cetaegis Tocogna unless you pay URG.
7/7

IIW: look, we're stretching the limits here. i'm at the point of just copying old card text now. the 5th one of these is also required to just have banding or something. so Please, @PanchoPonceN, judge before it comes to that. and/or before I have to judge, which I will do tomorrow afternoon if you do not

[void_nothing]

Three out of five and only one is worth a damn. Tradition!

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Turmeric Hollandaise
2{R}{R}{W}{W}{U}{U}
Creature - Elder Whale (M)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Turmeric Hollandaise unless you pay {R}{W}{U}.
{R}{W}: Turmeric Hollandaise gains flanking 1 until end of turn.
{U}{R}: Turmeric Hollandaise gains haste until end of turn. Untap it.
7/7

His name is a reference to both the old and new flag of the Netherlands.


IIW: End this

[Cythare]

Molten Darner 2RG
Creature — Insect Dragon (R)
Flying
Whenever Molten Darner deals combat damage to a player, planeswalker, or battle, create that many 1/1 red and green Insect Dragon creature tokens with flying.
3/3

Dragonflylord Ojutai 3WU
Creature — Elder Insect (M)
Flying, ward 2
Whenever Dragonflylord Ojutai deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card or land card, gain 2 life. Otherwise, create a 1/1 white and blue Insect Dragon Monk creature token with flying and prowess. Draw a card.
5/4

IIW: Iconic dragons reimagined as dragonflies

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Dragon Skeleton B
Creature- Dragon Skeleton
Dragon Skeleton enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if it entered the battlefield from a graveyard. (But it still doesn't fly because it's just a skeleton and its wings don't work.)
5/0

IIW: Skeletons

[chetoos]

Albert Dragon 3RG
Art: A dragonborn warrior
Legendary Creature - Dragon Warrior (Uncommon)
When Albert Dragon enters the battlefield, create a treasure token, then put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
"Yes, that is actually my last name."
4/3

IIW: This is a joke entry because the prompt was "A Dragon" so I made A. Dragon

[Megiddo]

begging, crying, absolutely pleading with @PanchoPonceN to judge so that I don't have to 6 hours from now, which I will do.

[void_nothing]

Hey Imperator I didn't enter, if no Pancho then can I spare you/everybody else and judge

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

In that case, might as well complete the cycle:

Gesäß Zusammenschlagen
2{W}{W}{B}{B}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Elder Whale (M)
Flying
When Gesäß Zusammenschlagen deals combat damage to a player, destroy all lands.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Gesäß Zusammenschlagen unless you pay {W}{B}{R}.
7/7


IIW: Forgive me

[Cythare]

Dr. Agon, Paragon of Conflict BRG
Legendary Creature — Human Doctor Warrior (R)
Whenever Dr. Agon, Paragon of Conflict enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one —
• Two target creatures controlled by different players fight.
• Two target players clash. The winner draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
3/3

IIW: Bad puns

[chetoos]

Dr. Acula, Phlebotomist 2BR
Legendary Creature - Dragon Cleric
Lifelink
Whenever you lose life during your turn, each opponent loses that much life.
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost at least 5 life this turn, create a treasure token and draw a card.
"Why do people keep thinking I'm a vampire?"
3/4

IIW: bad disguise names for popular characters (In or out of magic)

[Megiddo]

Hey Imperator I didn't enter, if no Pancho then can I spare you/everybody else and judge

If you feel so inclined I will not stop you.

[spacemonaut]

Looming Monday 2UB
Creature — Horror
When Looming Monday enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a tapped 2/2 red Cat creature token with "Whenever this creature becomes untapped, mill three cards."
Whenever Looming Monday attacks, target player mills three cards. Tap up to one target creature.
Looming Monday gets +1/+1 for each noncreature card in all graveyards.
1/1



just because. just because the judgment was monday. thats the joke. the joke is the monday. the modnay of judgement. that meg was dreading, that monday, the monday on which judgment would happen. the judgment monday. that monday. the one for ju

[void_nothing]

Immanicet Profigus 2BBGGWW
Legendary Creature — Elder Whale {M}
Flying
Islandwalk, mountainwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Immanicet Profigus unless you pay BGW.
7/7

IIW: A Cat!

If they had invented enemy color in Legends I'd expect to see this

Red Dragon Wyrmling 1R
Creature — Dragon (C)
Flying
Red Dragon Wyrmling can't attack or block unless you control a Treasure.
3/1

IIW: Eyes

Cute Limited fodder

Dungeons 2B
Sorcery
If a player has the initiative, you gain the initiative. If you don't, venture into the dungeon.
Create a treasure token.
//
Dragons 3RR
Sorcery
Create a 4/4 red dragon creature token with flying.

IIW: Universes within versions of Universes Beyond Super Mario cards.

Assuming this should be rare? Quite good!! Sits in an odd place because mechanically it'd have to go into a Dungeons & Dragons set but would be a bizarre meta-reference

Shivan Skywhale 4UR
Creature - Whale Dragon (U)
Flying
Shivan Skywhale can block only creatures with flying.
U: Shivan Skywhale gets +1/+0 until the end of turn.
6/6

IIW: Card that would have a chair in thier art.

Ooh, callback joke to the whales breathing water thing. It's combination-platter multicolor. It's fine

Fire-Crowned Dragon Pheasant
3{U}{R}{W}
Creature - Dragon Bird (R)
Flying, vigilance
When Fire-Crowned Dragon Pheasant enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. If you do, draw a card.
6/3


IIW: Fruit

Would this be better as a choice between fighting OR card draw? Fun seeing that creature type combo and I'm put in mind of Shenmeng/the Plane of Mountains and Seas

Vanadium 2GGUUBB
Legendary Creature — Elder Whale {M}
Flying
If you would draw a card, you may return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Vanadium unless you pay GUB.
7/7

IIW: perhaps you can see where I am going with this

The Nicol Bolas of this group, not the Chromium as implied

Calimport Pioneer 2BR
(art: it's a Dragonborn)
Creature — Dragon Pirate (R)
Trample
Whenever Calimport Pioneer attacks, you may pay . If you do, Calimport Pioneer and other Dragons and Pirates you control get +X/-X until end of turn.
4/4


IIW: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE and elder dragons

Ooh, lovely! Baldur's Gate stuff, and fun stuff for it at that. I might want to see first strike rather than trample on this for pretty clear reasons

Leafwing Dragon 3GG
Creature- Dragon (R)
Flying
When Leafwing Dragon enters the battlefield or dies, create two 0/1 green Plant creature tokens and untap target land.
3/5

IIW: Auras or aura mechanics

Sits in an odd place - plenty of #value and likely too much for uncommon, but seemingly kinda low-impact for rare

Twin-Form Dragon 3RU
Creature- Dragon (R)
Flying
When Twin-Form Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker that player controls. Put a stun counter on target permanent that player controls.
The left side is a dragon of fire and the right is a dragon of ice. Each head acts in perfect balance with the other.
4/4

IIW: Multiple heads or other limbs

This, meanwhile, is HIGH impact - total Limited bomb and likely a fun Txmmy card, assuming it wouldn't be overly annoying in Standard

Judgmental Hellkite 2RR
Creature — Dragon (R)
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn and whenever an opponent attacks you, choose a creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, Judgmental Hellkite deals 2 damage to its controller.
4/3


IIW: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE and elder dragons

Judgmental Hellkite is judging u

Cetaegis Tocogna 2UURRGG
Legendary Creature — Elder Whale {M}
Flying
URG: Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. Activate only during your turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Cetaegis Tocogna unless you pay URG.
7/7

IIW: look, we're stretching the limits here. i'm at the point of just copying old card text now. the 5th one of these is also required to just have banding or something. so Please, @PanchoPonceN, judge before it comes to that. and/or before I have to judge, which I will do tomorrow afternoon if you do not

This, meanwhile, feels like an Apocalypse design

Turmeric Hollandaise
2{R}{R}{W}{W}{U}{U}
Creature - Elder Whale (M)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Turmeric Hollandaise unless you pay {R}{W}{U}.
{R}{W}: Turmeric Hollandaise gains flanking 1 until end of turn.
{U}{R}: Turmeric Hollandaise gains haste until end of turn. Untap it.
7/7

His name is a reference to both the old and new flag of the Netherlands.


IIW: End this

Ooh that second activated ability makes me absolutely steamed. I have to effectively pay it twice to get both of the effects it promises?! (Flanking also doesn't take a parameter)

Molten Darner 2RG
Creature — Insect Dragon (R)
Flying
Whenever Molten Darner deals combat damage to a player, planeswalker, or battle, create that many 1/1 red and green Insect Dragon creature tokens with flying.
3/3

Dragonflylord Ojutai 3WU
Creature — Elder Insect (M)
Flying, ward 2
Whenever Dragonflylord Ojutai deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card or land card, gain 2 life. Otherwise, create a 1/1 white and blue Insect Dragon Monk creature token with flying and prowess. Draw a card.
5/4

IIW: Iconic dragons reimagined as dragonflies

We keep forgetting the legendary type it looks like. I like Molten Darner a heck of a lot. Dragonflylord Ojutai is actually a cool and splashy design fitting the appropriate Tarkir factions despite the goofus flavor

Dragon Skeleton B
Creature- Dragon Skeleton
Dragon Skeleton enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if it entered the battlefield from a graveyard. (But it still doesn't fly because it's just a skeleton and its wings don't work.)
5/0

IIW: Skeletons

I smiled appreciatively. Obsidian Fireheart eat your heart out

Albert Dragon 3RG
Art: A dragonborn warrior
Legendary Creature - Dragon Warrior (Uncommon)
When Albert Dragon enters the battlefield, create a treasure token, then put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
"Yes, that is actually my last name."
4/3

IIW: This is a joke entry because the prompt was "A Dragon" so I made A. Dragon

I know not to expect much from uncommon legends particularly after LotR:ToME but this is one of the least legendary yet. So... good(?) job emulating R&D's actual ideas for signpost legendaries

In that case, might as well complete the cycle:

Gesäß Zusammenschlagen
2{W}{W}{B}{B}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Elder Whale (M)
Flying
When Gesäß Zusammenschlagen deals combat damage to a player, destroy all lands.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Gesäß Zusammenschlagen unless you pay {W}{B}{R}.
7/7


IIW: Forgive me

Very funny

Dr. Agon, Paragon of Conflict BRG
Legendary Creature — Human Doctor Warrior (R)
Whenever Dr. Agon, Paragon of Conflict enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one —
• Two target creatures controlled by different players fight.
• Two target players clash. The winner draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
3/3

IIW: Bad puns

I actually like the idea of a BRG themed specifically around "conflict" but it is quite odd that this guy can hang out with Rose Tyler and whomever - not as odd as her hanging with Morophon, the Boundless I guess but

Dr. Acula, Phlebotomist 2BR
Legendary Creature - Dragon Cleric
Lifelink
Whenever you lose life during your turn, each opponent loses that much life.
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost at least 5 life this turn, create a treasure token and draw a card.
"Why do people keep thinking I'm a vampire?"
3/4

IIW: bad disguise names for popular characters (In or out of magic)

Interesting idea that's probably not going to be used for anything but Reckless Assault kill-the-table combos in EDH

Looming Monday 2UB
Creature — Horror
When Looming Monday enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a tapped 2/2 red Cat creature token with "Whenever this creature becomes untapped, mill three cards."
Whenever Looming Monday attacks, target player mills three cards. Tap up to one target creature.
Looming Monday gets +1/+1 for each noncreature card in all graveyards.
1/1



just because. just because the judgment was monday. thats the joke. the joke is the monday. the modnay of judgement. that meg was dreading, that monday, the monday on which judgment would happen. the judgment monday. that monday. the one for ju

Yeah I hate them too

HMs: Mergatroid_Jones for Twin-Form Dragon and Dragon Skeleton, Cythare
Winner: @spacemonaut
Next: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE and elder dragons

[Cythare]

Behead 1WW
Sorcery (R)
Destroy target legendary creature or planeswalker. When that permanent is destroyed this way, put X +1/+1 counters on target legendary creature you control, where X is the destroyed permanent's mana value.

IIW: Legendary insects

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

but it is quite odd that this guy can hang out with Rose Tyler and whomever - not as odd as her hanging with Morophon, the Boundless I guess but

As far as I know, Doctor's Companion only works with a creature whose typeline is exactly Time Lord Doctor and no other types, so any changelings don't work.

[void_nothing]

Well then that is SOME inaccurate reminder text

I am both disappointed and relieved that there's not an albatross of free partners around every changeling commander from now until forever

[void_nothing]

P.S. you should also be able be able to put those cards into your hand for 3 if you control a Time Lord Doctor, what with it being doctor's companion

[Mergatroid_Jones]

My Domain 3WW
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant creature you control
When My Domain enters the battlefield, destroy all creatures other than enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and had ward 2.
"Bye!"

IIW: Moment of foolishness/ folly