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Post by mellifluoresce » 4 years ago

barbecube wrote:
4 years ago
(nostalgia is a toxic impulse)

Captivating Marquise 2BB
Creature — Vampire Noble (R)
Lifelink
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Captivating Marquise this turn dies, return it and Captivating Marquise from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2

IIW a horde but not zombies
Hi, my name is Dementia Eboni Death Raven Vai. It has long Jewish hair (I know her name) with red hair and panties on her back and blue eyes with tears. I don't really like Gerrard Wye, but that's what I want to do. I support my teeth, but my teeth are white. I am red I am a witch and attend a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I have been teaching for seven years (16 years old). Gothic (I do not know), the color is black. I like talking to horses and selling all clothes. For example, today I wore a cat skirt and a blue corset with purple, leather and black pants. Blue, white, black, blue. I went to Hogwarts. It was raining, it was raining, there was no sunlight, I was very grateful. I see a lot of medicine. Send a cookie.

ebony! -A red scent. And I saw. Here ... Draco Miner!

"What's wrong, Draco?"

"No," she said immediately.

But when I heard my friend's name, I left.
Cythare wrote:
4 years ago
void_nothing wrote:
4 years ago
Cythare, I might point out, was making a nostalgic reference

A terrible reference, but still

Also those are nice succinct judgments and the current challenge looks pretty good

Life in CF is grand
Can confirm, this is what it was based on. It was originally poison-only, but I thought that it being a double-edged sword and removing energy/experience made it a bit more interesting.

Tempting Treats 1GU
Sorcery (R)
Create a Food token, then gain control of target creature if its converted mana cost is less than or equal to the number of Foods you control.
"Children may be the easiest swayed, but everybody likes candy."

IIW: An infinite quandary
Wake up in the room the next day. It's raining again. The door and glass will be opened without any opening. My company wears a purple black dress. I was stuck working and I had a big MCRT shirt that wore pants. There was a black leather shirt, a white piece of crown, military boots, a black idea, four rings and a haircut.

My friend woke up and laughed. All the forests in the tree have long brownish-brown hair with open eyes. Marilyn Monsoon has high expectations for white pants, fishing and high. We make cosmetics (white lips and black glasses)

"OMFG, I talked to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" It's delicious.

"Yes, isn't it?"

"He likes dragons?" We left the Srizarian in the common room and asked when did we enter the room.

"No no!" I called

"Yes Yes!" This time my dancer wept.

"Hello" and said.

"Hello, my simple answer.

"I think." Conversation

"What?"

He replaced Higgs with "Well, Charlotte told me.

"My dear. My God!" He called. I'm JR Favorite team near MDG

"Hmmm ... do you want to come with me?" He asked.

I'm surprised
haywire wrote:
4 years ago
The Rise of Sengir 1BB
Enchantment- Saga
I- Create 2 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.
II- Each Rat you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If a creature you control dealt damage this way dies this turn, return it to the battlefield under your control, except it's a black Vampire and has flying and lifelink.
III- Choose target Vampire you control. Until end of turn, it gains "Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put 2 +1/+1 counters on this creature." It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.

IIW: the Elder subtype
The upgrade distributes the plausible collar. Into a sport hum frowns the consulting biochemistry. A calendar steams beside the inventor! Every teacher pumps throughout the crew. Does a constituent mankind amuse the waffle?
Flatline wrote:
4 years ago
Young blood seems like a very vague and open challenge. Therefore, I am going interpret the challenge in the strictest of terms....

Young Blood 1bb
Instant (U)
Each creature that entered the battlefield this turn gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
It is said that the one chosen to bring down the Emperor would be born during the last month of harvest season. The Emperor made sure that no child born during this time ever got the chance.

IIW: An equipment that isn't a weapon or armor of any kind.
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Megiddo wrote:
4 years ago
Bold Recruit 1RW
Creature — Human Soldier {U}
Vigilance
You may have Bold Recruit attack the turn it enters the battlefield as though it had haste. When you do, it gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn and sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
3/3

IIW: a Sphinx for the degenerate gamblers out there
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spacemonaut wrote:
4 years ago
Bloodstarved Hierophant 2BB
Creature — Vampire Wizard
Flying
Bloodstarved Hierophant enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter from Bloodstarved Hierophant.
Whenever a creature dies, if its power was equal to or less than Bloodstarved Hierophant's power, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodstarved Hierophant.
As his lineage ages, the Thirst grows, until it will one day consume them.
0/0



IIW: The silver-bordered faction leader or second in command of the alternate universe Club Flamingo found on Bablovia.
wonderful wrote:
4 years ago
Thirsty Youth B
Creature - Vampire (R)
2B, Pay 1 life: Thirsty Youth gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you've lost this turn.
1/1

iiw: aggressive equipment
• Dʁɑco ʍɑƨ ƨϝɑuqᴉuმ ᴉu ɻʁouϝ oɻ ϝμԍ pɑϝμʁoowˋ ɑuq μԍ ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo ƨᴉuმ 'I ๅnƨϝ ʍɑuuɑ ɼᴉʌԍ' pλ Ҽooq Cμɑʁɼoϝϝԍ· I ʍɑƨ ƨo ɻɼɑϝϝԍʁԍqˋ ԍʌԍu ϝμonმμ μԍ ʍɑƨu'ϝ ƨnbboƨԍq ϝo pԍ ϝμԍʁԍ· Mԍ μnმმԍq ɑuq ĸᴉƨƨԍq· Ɐɻϝԍʁ ϝμɑϝˋ ʍԍ ƨɑᴉq მooquᴉმμϝ ɑuq μԍ ʁԍɼncϝɑuϝɼλ ʍԍuϝ pɑcĸ ᴉuϝo μᴉƨ ʁoow·

"⅄ԍɑμ I მnԍƨƨ·" I ɼᴉԍq· I ʍԍuϝ ϝo ϝμԍ მᴉʁɼ'ƨ qoʁw ɑuq pʁnƨμԍq wλ ϝԍԍϝμ ɑuq wλ μɑᴉʁ ɑuq cμɑuმԍq ᴉuϝo ɑ ɼoʍ-cnϝ pɼɑcĸ ɻɼooʁ-ɼԍuმϝμ qʁԍƨƨ ʍᴉϝμ ʁԍq ɼɑcԍ ɑɼɼ ɑʁonuq ᴉϝ ɑuq pɼɑcĸ μᴉმμ μԍԍɼƨ· Mμԍu I cɑwԍ onϝ…·

"Ɐʁԍ λon oĸɑλˋ Epouλƾ" Dʁɑco ɑƨĸԍq wԍ მԍuϝɼλ·

Dʁɑco ɑuq I ʍԍuϝ nbƨϝɑᴉʁƨ ʍμᴉɼԍ ϝμԍ ϝԍɑcμԍʁƨ მɼɑʁԍq ɑϝ nƨ·

Eʌԍʁλouԍ ʍɑƨ dnᴉԍϝ· Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ɑuq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑმɑɼɼ ƨϝᴉɼɼ ɼooĸԍq wɑq pnϝ bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ƨɑᴉq· "Էᴉuԍ· Λԍʁλ ʍԍɼɼ· ⅄on wɑλ მo nb ϝo λonʁ ʁoowƨ·"

Ɐuq ϝμԍu Dʁɑco ƨμʁᴉԍĸԍq· "BECⱯꓵƧE I ΓOΛE HEʁ¡"

"Hoʍ qɑʁԍ λonƾ" qԍwɑuqԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ·

"Mμλ qᴉq λon qo ƨncμ ɑ ϝμᴉuმˋ λon wԍqᴉocʁԍ qnucԍƨƾ" ɑƨĸԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑმɑɼɼ·

"ꓕμԍλ ʍԍʁԍ μɑʌᴉuმ ƨԍxnɑɼ ᴉuϝԍʁconʁƨԍ ᴉu ϝμԍ Էoʁpᴉqqԍu Էoʁԍƨϝ¡" μԍ λԍɼɼԍq ᴉu ɑ ɻnʁᴉonƨ ʌoᴉcԍ·

I ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo cʁλ ϝԍɑʁƨ oɻ pɼooq qoʍu wλ bɑɼɼᴉq ɻɑcԍ· Dʁɑco cowɻoʁϝԍq wԍ· Mμԍu ʍԍ ʍԍuϝ pɑcĸ ϝo ϝμԍ cɑƨϝɼԍ Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ϝooĸ nƨ ϝo bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ɑuq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑმɑɼɼ ʍμo ʍԍʁԍ poϝμ ɼooĸᴉuმ ʌԍʁλ ɑuმʁλ·

"⅄on ɼnqɑcʁᴉƨ ɻooɼƨ¡" μԍ ƨμonϝԍq·

Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ wɑqԍ ɑuq Dʁɑco ɑuq I ɻoɼɼoʍ μᴉw· Hԍ ĸԍbϝ ƨμonϝᴉuმ ɑϝ nƨ ɑuმʁᴉɼλ·

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ForestsCarl wrote:
4 years ago
Sorin of the Famine [1B]
Legendary Creature - Human
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card and puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
When a player discards or plays cards the last card in their hand, exile Sorin of the Famine, then return him to the battlefield transformed.
0/2

Sorin of the Feast (BLACK)
Legendary Planeswalker - Sorin
+1] Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
-3] Create three 1/1 black Vampire creature tokens. Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.
-7] Return up to seven black or white permanents from your graveyard to the battlefield. They lose legendary.
[4]


IiW :
Each player cant something
Dʁɑco ʍɑƨ ƨϝɑuqᴉu მ ᴉu ɻʁouϝ oɻ ϝμԍ pɑϝμʁoow 'ɑuq μԍ ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo ƨᴉu მ' The ๅ nƨϝ ʍɑuuɑ ɼᴉʌԍ 'pλ Ҽooq Cμɑʁɼoϝϝԍ · The ʍɑƨ ƨo ɻɼɑϝϝԍʁԍq' ԍʌԍu ϝμon მ μ μԍ ʍɑƨu'ϝ ƨnbboƨԍq ϝo pԍ ϝμԍʁԍ · Mԍ μn მმ ԍq ɑuq ĸᴉƨƨԍq · Ɐɻϝԍʁ ϝμɑϝ 'ʍԍ ƨɑᴉq მ ooquᴉ მ μϝ ɑuq μԍ ʁԍɼncϝɑuϝɼλ ʍԍuϝ pɑcĸ ᴉuϝo μᴉƨ ʁoow ·

"⅄ԍɑµ I მ nԍƨƨ ·" I ɼᴉԍq · I ʍԍuϝ ϝo ϝμԍ მᴉʁɼ 'ƨ qoʁw ɑuq pʁnƨμԍq wλ ϝԍԍϝμ ɑuq wλ μɑᴉʁ ɑuq cµɑu მ ԍq ᴉuϝo ɑ́ ɼoʍ-cnϝ pɼɑ́cĸ ɻɼoo ʁɼԍɼԍ ʁԍ cɑwԍ onϝ… ·

"Ɐʁԍ λon oĸɑλˋ Epouλƾ" Dʁɑco ____ƨĸԍq wԍ მ ԍuϝɼλ ·

Dʁɑco ɑuq I ʍԍuϝ nbƨϝɑᴉʁƨ ʍμᴉɼԍ ϝμԍ ϝԍɑcμԍʁƨ მɼɑʁ ԍq ɑϝ nƨ ·

Eʌԍʁλouԍ ʍɑƨ dnᴉԍϝ · Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ɑuq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑ́ მɑɼɼ ƨϝᴉɼɼ ɼooĸԍq wɑq pnϝ bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ƨɑᴉq · "Էᴉ uԍ · Λԍʁλ ʍԍɼɼ · ⅄on wɑλ მ o nb ϝo λon

Uq ϝμԍu Dʁɑco ƨμʁᴉԍĸԍq · "BECⱯꓵƧE I ΓOΛE HEʁ¡"

"Hoʍ qɑʁԍ λonƾ" qԍwɑuqԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ Ƨuɑbԍ ·

"Mµλ qᴉq λon qo ƨncμ ɑ ϝμᴉu მˋ λon wԍqᴉocʁԍ qnucԍƨƾ" ɑƨĸԍq bʁoɻԍƨƨoʁ WcҼouɑ́ მɑɼɼ ·

ꓕμԍλ ʍԍʁԍ μ μ ʌᴉ ʌᴉ ʌᴉ ʌᴉ

I ƨϝɑʁϝԍq ϝo cʁλ ϝԍɑʁƨ oɻ pɼooq qoʍu wλ bɑɼɼᴉq ɻɑcԍ · Dʁɑco cowɻoʁϝԍq wԍ · Mµԍu ʍԍ ʍԍuϝ pɑ́cĸ ϝo ϝμԍ cɑ́ƨϝɼԍ Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ ϝooĸ nƨ ϝo bʁoɻԍƨƨo ʁ ɑ ɑ ɑ

"⅄on ɼnqɑ́cʁᴉƨ ɻooɼƨ¡" μԍ ƨμonϝԍq ·

Dnwpɼԍqoʁԍ wɑqԍ ɑuq Dʁɑco ɑuq I ɻoɼɼoʍ μᴉw · Hԍ ĸԍbϝ ƨμonϝᴉu მ ɑϝ nƨ ɑu მʁᴉɼ λ ·

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ⱯИ: ƧꓕOb ɻɼɑwᴉu მ¡ ᴉɻ n ɻɼɑw ᴉϝ wԍuz nʁ ɑ bʁԍb oʁ ɑ boƨʁ¡ Dɑ ouɼλ ʁԍƨou Dnwpɼԍqԍoʁ ƨʍoʁ ᴉƨ coz μԍ μԍq ɑ́ μԍqɑcμԍ oĸ ɑu ϝɑ́ ou მ მ ooq ʁԍʌoᴉʍƨ¡
Cythare wrote:
4 years ago
Thirsty Boi 1R
Creature - Vampire Berserker (C)
Whenever a planeswalker enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, Thirsty Boi attacks it during your next turn if able.
2/2

IIW: A snack for your Thrulls
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then……………..We were alone in his room and I saw something strange. Draco was leaning against his bed with his hands on his head. Was Draco asleep? Was Draco? Was he in his room and I didn't know it? I was excited and we were getting ready to go to bed and I felt likeI was going to wake him up. Draco opened his eyes and stared at me and I froze in terror. My eyes widened. "Gods, don't tell me you think I'm going to kill you." I whispered. "No! That won't happen! We'll go home, I'll tell Mum and Dad, we'll explain everything, and then we can put it all behind us and we can go to sleep." "And then what?" I asked. "And then what?" Draco said as he leaned over me and kissed me.

...

I awoke to a car driving into our front yard. "Whoa, what time is it?" "It's six in the morning." Draco panted. He looked pale and sweaty and I remembered thinking how Club Flamingo is 10 years old.

Winner: Megiddo for a BOLD design and a degenerate challenge

Next challenge: a Sphinx for the degenerate gamblers out there
Club Flamingo Alumnus

Disappointing Signet + co-founder

talk to me about the Black Market format! Now ready for your Hogaaks
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mirrorentity wrote: Judging.
Ogre of the Gray Ogre: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogre of the Pit: No IIW. Disqualified.
Toll Troll: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
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Rathixes, the Meddler BGU
Legendary Creature - Sphinx Advisor (M)
Flying, vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's the chosen card, play it without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you lose life equal to the revealed card's converted mana cost and put it into your hand. If a land card is played this way, you may play an additional land this turn.
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Post by void_nothing » 4 years ago

This might be fun, I hope I can come up with an entry that's better at specifically being gambler Sphinx than Atemsis, All-Seeing
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Post by Megiddo » 4 years ago

before one of these other wiseguys posts this and claims it's their entry, this is the card that I made that inspired this challenge:

Miser Sphinx 2UU
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Draft Miser Sphinx face up.
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Any time you draw a card, you may reveal that card as you draw it. If it's this card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, exile the drawn card.
4/4
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Post by ForestsCarl » 4 years ago

Yuu Esey, Flamelight Diviner 5WRU
Legendary Creature - Sphinx [MR]
Yuu Esey, Flamelight Diviner costs 1 less to cast for each nonland noncreature card you own in exile.
Flying, haste
Whenever Yuu Esey attacks, exile two nonland noncreature cards at random from your graveyard with a blaze counter on them. You may cast those cards from exile for as long as it remains exiled, and they cannot be countered.
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Post by spacemonaut » 4 years ago

Veiled Oracle 3UU
Creature — Sphinx Advisor
Flying
Whenever Veiled Oracle enters the battlefield or attacks, choose odd or even, then exile the top three cards of your library. If their total converted mana cost is your choice, put them into your hand.
It speaks wisdom only barely glimpsed.
3/3


Sphinx of the First Word 1UU
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Creature — Sphinx Wizard
Flying
If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost and as though it had flash. If you do, sacrifice it as it enters the battlefield.
When Sphinx of the First Word enters the battlefield, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
2/2

(Definitely won't break any metagames, right?)


Prophet of Scars 4UB
(Art: a menacing, shadowy sphinx drawing blood with a dagger from someone to fill a scrying dish.)
Creature — Demon Sphinx Warlock
Flying, hexproof
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost. Then if your life total is exactly 0, you win the game.
1{U}: Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.
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Any time you draw a card, you may reveal that card as you draw it. If it's this card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, exile the drawn card.
This ability is screwing with me, lol.

First thing that had to click was that the minigame seems to figure you don't know what card it is before you choose to reveal it, so either you get that sphinx for free or you lose a card draw. (When I was thinking you would know before you decide to reveal, I wondered what the point of the exile clause was.)

But then the card itself is what gives you permission to reveal cards as you draw, so if it wasn't that card, you just did something you're not allowed to do. You can show opponents hidden information anytime you want (like showing people your hand) but that's not revealing for anything that cares about it as an in-game action.

... I can get my brain to quiet down about it if I just tell it that it's great and works fine in silver border though.
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Post by barbecube » 4 years ago

Pageturner Sphinx 4UU
Creature — Sphinx (R)
Flying
When Pageturner Sphinx enters the battlefield, name a card and reveal the top card of your library. If the named card is revealed this way, put the revealed cards into your hand. Otherwise, exile the revealed cards and repeat this process, except reveal one additional card.
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Post by Megiddo » 4 years ago

[mention]spacemonaut[/mention] for even more fun, we had an extended debate about whether that ability applied to your opening hand, and therefore whether you can just exile cards until you hit these before the game begins. with mulligans you get up to... 28 hits? starting the game with a bunch of hasty 4/4 fliers seemed overpowered.

(also to your point, the point of the "draft" clause is to announce to others that you have this card in your card pool and thus have access to the ability)
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Megiddo wrote:
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spacemonaut for even more fun, we had an extended debate about whether that ability applied to your opening hand, and therefore whether you can just exile cards until you hit these before the game begins. with mulligans you get up to... 28 hits? starting the game with a bunch of hasty 4/4 fliers seemed overpowered.

(also to your point, the point of the "draft" clause is to announce to others that you have this card in your card pool and thus have access to the ability)
With the new mulligan system, if you're just blindly exiling, you get up to 35 hits, because you still draw the opening 7 every time (and since you've exiled all the cards, you don't have any to put on the bottom of your library). You're guaranteed to be able to clock in for lethal if your opponent can't remove the Sphinx or block it before you draw from an empty library (it can even be blocked once before you lose if you're on the play).
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the debate CONTINUES TO EXTEND
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I'm not going to involve myself in this but there needs to be way more in Miser Sphinx's last ability for it not to be a static ability that only functions for other copies of the same card after the first one is on the battlefield
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Storm of Criosphinxes 6UUU
Creature - Sphinx (R)
Flying, hexproof, prowess
When Storm of Criosphinxes enters the battlefield, if you cast it, choose three numbers, then exile the top six cards of target opponent's library. For each of those numbers, you may put a memorization counter on a card with converted mana cost equal to that number exiled in this way.
You may cast exiled cards you don't own with memorization counters on them without paying their mana costs.
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Arja, Dubious Benefactor 1UB
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Flying, lifelink
Whenever Arja attacks, you may pay any amount of life. If you do, reveal the top three cards of your library. You may cast a card with converted mana cost equal to the life paid from among them without paying its mana cost. Exile the rest.
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Jhelesz, Who Tested Kings
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Flying
When Jhelesz enters the battlefield, you and target opponent secretly bid a number between one and five. Reveal the bids, then each player draws cards equal to their bid. The player who bid highest loses life equal to twice the difference between bids and the other gains that much life.
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Toll Troll: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
My Hair Caught Fire!: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
Ogre Under: No IIW. Disqualified.
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void_nothing wrote:
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I'm not going to involve myself in this but there needs to be way more in Miser Sphinx's last ability for it not to be a static ability that only functions for other copies of the same card after the first one is on the battlefield
that's what the release notes are for
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Ogre of the Gray Ogre: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogre of the Pit: No IIW. Disqualified.
Toll Troll: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
My Hair Caught Fire!: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
Ogre Under: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogrenacle at Pendrell Vale: Overcosted.
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Megiddo wrote:
4 years ago
void_nothing wrote:
4 years ago
I'm not going to involve myself in this but there needs to be way more in Miser Sphinx's last ability for it not to be a static ability that only functions for other copies of the same card after the first one is on the battlefield
that's what the release notes are for
release notes:
2020-01-28 -- The ability works as you draw a card, even if it's not the card you drew. Even if it's not actually in your deck because you sideboarded it out (nobody will know). Please don't ask us how. Please don't ask about Panglacial Wurm either. In fact all emails mentioning Panglacial Wurm or Miser Sphinx get automatically deleted by our email system because otherwise we'll keep losing rules managers.

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Realigner Sphinx 5UR
Artifact Creature- Sphinx
Flying, menace
When Realigner Sphinx enters the battlefield, search your library for 6 cards, then shuffle your library. Each at random, exile one, put one into your graveyard, put one on top of your library, and an opponent chooses one, then you put the rest into your hand. That opponent may play the chosen card without paying its mana cost. If they don't, put it into your graveyard.
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Post by Chemtrails » 4 years ago

Petitioner Sphinx 3UU
Creature — Sphinx (R)
Flying
Whenever Petitioner Sphinx deals combat damage to an opponent, choose a nonbasic card name, then reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If that card has the chosen name, that player puts the top twelve cards of their library into their graveyard.
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Been two days, decent number of entries, JUDGE!
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Post by Megiddo » 4 years ago

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Cythare wrote:
4 years ago
Rathixes, the Meddler BGU
Legendary Creature - Sphinx Advisor (M)
Flying, vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's the chosen card, play it without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you lose life equal to the revealed card's converted mana cost and put it into your hand. If a land card is played this way, you may play an additional land this turn.
3/3

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I see you addressed the weirdo land issue with this card.
For anybody who didn't remember, this card originally didn't have that last sentence and therefore created an unintuitive rules situation where you could get a land from this in your upkeep but *play* that land... which eats your land drop. The rules are very straightforward on this, but it seems like an unintuitive/feel-bad interaction for a lot of players.

Now that this isn't an issue, the card seems fine. Name a card, maybe get it for free. Standard stuff. I won't lie, this seems far too strong at three mana. Turn two Ponder, turn three this, turn four flip whatever was third down and go to town.
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Yuu Esey, Flamelight Diviner 5WRU
Legendary Creature - Sphinx [MR]
Yuu Esey, Flamelight Diviner costs 1 less to cast for each nonland noncreature card you own in exile.
Flying, haste
Whenever Yuu Esey attacks, exile two nonland noncreature cards at random from your graveyard with a blaze counter on them. You may cast those cards from exile for as long as it remains exiled, and they cannot be countered.
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This has a lot of pieces that work together nicely, but the total package seems just slightly off to me. For example, the cost reduction seems like it might be for a Commander tax reduction, which is cool, but the base cost of the card is 8CMC! This is fine, since a deck can build around that to power this creature out out, but the second ability also serves to feed the first. It *feels* a bit off to me. The easiest fix for that, to my mind? Drop a couple CMC and remove that first ability.

I do like the second ability, though it doesn't seem like a real gamble, since you can't lose. :) Overall good stuff though.
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Veiled Oracle 3UU
Creature — Sphinx Advisor
Flying
Whenever Veiled Oracle enters the battlefield or attacks, choose odd or even, then exile the top three cards of your library. If their total converted mana cost is your choice, put them into your hand.
It speaks wisdom only barely glimpsed.
3/3

Sphinx of the First Word 1UU
(Art of a tiny lil' cute sphinx kid doing a big roar.)
Creature — Sphinx Wizard
Flying
If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost and as though it had flash. If you do, sacrifice it as it enters the battlefield.
When Sphinx of the First Word enters the battlefield, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
2/2

Prophet of Scars 4UB
(Art: a menacing, shadowy sphinx drawing blood with a dagger from someone to fill a scrying dish.)
Creature — Demon Sphinx Warlock
Flying, hexproof
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost. Then if your life total is exactly 0, you win the game.
1{U}: Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.
4/4

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many entries.
I like Veiled Oracle. This is an elegant ability, and definitely captures the gambling essence I was looking for. I don't know if this was intentional, but this costing an odd CMC means that you can't stack your deck with entirely even CMC cards to always get a hit (barring the triple land hit).

First word... is certainly degenerate, lol.

Prophet is a nice alt win con. I'd prefer this on an enchantment rather than a hexproof dark confidant dragon though, since you're surely killing them with that before the wincon goes off.
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Pageturner Sphinx 4UU
Creature — Sphinx (R)
Flying
When Pageturner Sphinx enters the battlefield, name a card and reveal the top card of your library. If the named card is revealed this way, put the revealed cards into your hand. Otherwise, exile the revealed cards and repeat this process, except reveal one additional card.
4/4

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So, if I'm reading this right, I can name cards that aren't in my deck and exile cards until I decide to name Island and put 5 cards into my hand? Is that right? If so, this seems very silly. If not, let me know what this is meant to do.
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Storm of Criosphinxes 6UUU
Creature - Sphinx (R)
Flying, hexproof, prowess
When Storm of Criosphinxes enters the battlefield, if you cast it, choose three numbers, then exile the top six cards of target opponent's library. For each of those numbers, you may put a memorization counter on a card with converted mana cost equal to that number exiled in this way.
You may cast exiled cards with memorization counters on them without paying their mana costs.
6/6

IIW: Rare or mythic multicolored removal spells
This requires too much memorization for me to even parse this late at night.
I appreciate the 3-6-9 appearing on the card. Nice that if your 6/6 hexproof flying creature dies before you cast all of the free spells you get that you can cast another one to unlock those spells.
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Arja, Dubious Benefactor 1UB
Legendary Creature - Sphinx (R)
Flying, lifelink
Whenever Arja attacks, you may pay any amount of life. If you do, reveal the top three cards of your library. You may cast a card with converted mana cost equal to the life paid from among them without paying its mana cost. Exile the rest.
1/4

IIW: An unusual anthem
Again with the three mana free-cast spells. These other people putting in 5, 6, or 9-drops are at least trying to balance their cards.
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Jhelesz, Who Tested Kings
Legendary Creature - Sphinx (R)
Flying
When Jhelesz enters the battlefield, you and target opponent secretly bid a number between one and five. Reveal the bids, then each player draws cards equal to their bid. The player who bid highest loses life equal to twice the difference between bids and the other gains that much life.
3/3

IIW: Birds of prey
MMmmm bidding. Yes.
I like this as a potential greed punisher card. Seems fun. I didn't realize at first that everybody draws no matter what, and I like it a lot more now that I do. Good mind games and nice card that doesn't flip rando cards off the top.
haywire wrote:
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Realigner Sphinx 5UR
Artifact Creature- Sphinx
Flying, menace
When Realigner Sphinx enters the battlefield, search your library for 6 cards, then shuffle your library. Each at random, exile one, put one into your graveyard, put one on top of your library, and an opponent chooses one, then you put the rest into your hand. That opponent may play the chosen card without paying its mana cost. If they don't, put it into your graveyard.
5/7

IIW: equipment that doesn't help with attacking
I'm going to need the commander players to weigh in on this, because this seems wacky and bad in a duel. It also feels like a LOT of work that might take time to resolve (6 cards is a good choice of number. I'll say that much) BUT I feel like you could have some fun moments with this.
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Petitioner Sphinx 3UU
Creature — Sphinx (R)
Flying
Whenever Petitioner Sphinx deals combat damage to an opponent, choose a nonbasic card name, then reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If that card has the chosen name, that player puts the top twelve cards of their library into their graveyard.
3/5

IIW: Return to New Phyrexia
Clean and straightforward. I suppose I wonder... why mill? why TWELVE cards? Etc.

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Void Nothing, Flamingo Moderator 1RW
Legendary Creature - Bird Noble (Uncommon)
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Flamingo of Order, made in opposition to the Flamingo of Chaos
The ultimate bancaster in terms of bans and create

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