DCC - October 23, 2019

[Flatline]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
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(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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I forgot to add marioguy3's 2 points from yesterday, so I did so today.

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DCC Scoreboard

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Flatline 62 (+2)
RattingRots 52 (+1)
slimytrout 51 (+4)
Rithaniel 49 (+4)
void_nothing 47 (+1)
bravelion83 44 (+7)
netn10 39 (+1)
wizyard 38
Sagharri 34
Krishnath 19
Henlock 18
FoilSquared 15
Blydden 3
marioguy3 3
kwanyeegor-ii 3
Legend 1

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Votes: fearlessfeline, Rithaniel

Collective Force 1w
Sorcery (U)
Create a white Avatar creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of tokens you control."

Votes: slimytrout, Rithaniel

Reasons

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• slimytrout
I'm in love with the flavor of that card, and it's good enough mechanically. I could see some small memory issues, but nothing major.
• Rithaniel
Here's another case where knowing the context matters a lot, if I didn't know who Otactli is, I don't think I would have voted for this card. It's still a bit too complex overall for my taste, but now at least I understand what's going on, what's meant to represent.

Royal Banquet G
Sorcery (R)
Choose any number of players. Each of those players may pay any amount of mana, then creates half that many Food tokens, rounded down. (They're artifacts with "2, T: Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
The cooks of Garenbrig are renowned for their culinary mastery.

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Mindfeeder Jann
Creature - Djinn R
Flying
Put the top five cards of your library into your graveyard: Mindfeeder Jann gains your choice of deathtouch, haste, hexproof, or vigilance until end of turn.
"Yes, you know me. I've been helping you get rid of your bad memories. Though, if you've forgotten me, then perhaps I overdid it last time."
2/5

Flatline, void_nothing

Elephantasmafication 3UU
Enchantment (R)
Flash
When Elephantasmafication enters the battlefield, exile any number of nontoken creatures you control until it leaves the battlefield, then create that many 3/3 blue Elephant Illusion creature tokens.
When Elephantasmafication leaves the battlefield, exile all tokens created with it.

Votes: slimytrout, Rithaniel

Cannibal Butcher B
Creature - Human (Uncommon)
T, Sacrifice another human: Create two food tokens.
"So delicious, you will want to lick the fingers."
1/1

RattingRots, bravelion83

Noxious Fens
Land (R)
Noxious Fens enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a creature with deathtouch.
T: Add B or G.
Where even the air is poisonous.

Votes: Rithaniel, bravelion83

Leaves of Years GU
Enchantment (R)
When Leaves of Years enters the battlefield, scry 2.
Whenever you play a land, you may put a land card that doesn't share a name with a land you control from your hand onto the battlefield. Then, if you control fourteen or more lands with different names, take an extra turn after this one.

bravelion83, slimytrout

notes on Flatline's card

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This is just way too good. If you average the effects, the net effect is somewhere between Bitterblossom and Phyrexian Arena. I think this is especially problematic because it's powerful enough that people who don't like "feel-bad" random effects will still play it.

Samurai Mentor 2G
Creature - Human Samurai (U)
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may have target creature you control fight target creature you don't control.
3/2

Votes: Flatline, slimytrout

The Upheaval Reborn
Legendary Sorcery (Mythic Rare)
Each opponent sacrifices three planeswalkers, three creatures, and three lands. (You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker).

[Flatline]

Votes: wizyard, void_nothing

Tortured Bloodletter w
Creature — Vampire (U)
Flying
Tortured Bloodletter can't attack unless you've gained life this turn.
2b: You gain 1 life.
"Pacifism goes against our nature. Can you not smell the blood?"
2/2

[slimytrout]

netn10, rithaniel

Hexed Idol 4UB
Artifact (R)
When Hexed Idol enters the battlefield, exchange control of Hexed Idol and target permanent an opponent controls.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.

[bravelion83]

[mention]Flatline[/mention]

I think rithaniel and I should only be getting +4 points, because netn10 accidentally had a duplicated submission.

I checked and this is correct. Counting netn10's votes only once, I have 5 votes, while Rithaniel and slimytrout 4 votes each, so I should have +7 (2 bonus points), and them +4 (without bonus points). This has been fixed, thanks Flatline!

Votes: RattingRots, slimytrout

Majestic Eagle 4GU
Creature — Bird (R)
Flying, trample
Adamant — If three or more green mana was spent to cast this spell, Majestic Eagle enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Adamant — When Majestic Eagle enters the battlefield, if three or more blue mana was spent to cast this spell, draw three cards.
3/3

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Flatline, slimytrout

Elsewhere Locket
Artifact - Equipment R
If equipped creature would leave the battlefield or Elsewhere Locket would become unattached from it, shuffle that creature into its owner's library instead.
: Search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, and attach Elsewhere Locket to it. Then shuffle your library.
Equip

[netn10]

Votes: slimythrout, RattingRots

Aether Tank 1UU
Artifact - Vehicle (Rare)
T: Add U and get an E.
Whenever Aether Tank is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, add UUU and get EEE.
Crew 1
3/3

[wizyard]

flatline, netn10

Smuggler's Tunnel U
Enchantment (U)
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack and aren't blocked, up to one target blocked creature becomes unblocked.

[RattingRots]

slimytrout, rithaniel (IMO should exile the cards to prevent you from just using this as an obscenely broken mill outlet)

HM: wizyard

Rapid Fire 1R
Instant (C)
Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Reload (After you cast this spell from your hand, exile it with a reload counter on it. Whenever a creature you control attacks, if this card is exiled with a reload counter on it, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

[void_nothing]

Votes: Flatline, wizyard

Sky Giant 3WW
Creature - Giant (R)
When Sky Giant enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with flying, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
W: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature with flying this turn.
4/4