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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

Celestial Mechanism -- 5
Artifact {R}
WW, T: Target Angel creature becomes a non-creature artifact.
WW, T: Target non-creature artifact becomes an Angel creature with flying and base power and toughness equal to its mana value.
WW: Target Angel gains lifelink until end of turn.
WW: Target Angel gains vigilance until end of turn.

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Post by chetoos » 1 year ago

I wasn't really expecting to win the last contest, but I'm glad that everyone liked my prompt. Let's wind these seraphs up.
Krishnath wrote:
1 year ago
Clockwork Seraph 6
Artifact Creature - Angel (M)
Flying, vigilance
Modular 4 (This creature enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)
T: Put a +1/+1 counter on Clockwork Seraph.
Remove four +1/+1 counters from among artifact creatures you control: Return Clockwork Seraph from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
0/0

IIW: Ravnica in Winter.
I feel like you should have to remove more than 4 counters to get the seraph back, or have some other rider, like sorcery speed only, because otherwise, this just will never die. Which, yes, it's a mythic, but that's still too much recursion. Also, I was gonna do a gimmick, where I put a lyric or two from Clockwork Angels by rush, but oh well.
Juancu wrote:
1 year ago
Elysian Music Box 4
Artifact (R)
1, T: Choose target creature. If you spent W to pay for this ability, put a lifelink counter on that creature. The same is true for U and flying; G and trample; R and menace; and b and deathtouch. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever a creature you control dies, for each kind of counter on that creature that's not on Elysian Music Box, you may put a counter of that kind on Elysian Music Box. Then you may transform Elysian Music Box.
--
Dancing Seraph
Artifact Creature - Angel Construct (R)
Dancing Seraph has power and toughness equal to the number of counters on it.
*/*

IIW: tied to a new emote on Arena
If you increase the cost, you can get more than one counter at a time. I almost wonder if it should be X instead of 1.
spacemonaut wrote:
1 year ago
Wind-Up Seraph 2
Artifact Creature — Angel Construct (U)
Flying
Wind-Up Seraph can't attack or block unless it has three or more charge counters on it.
, Tap an untapped creature you control: Put a charge counter on Wind-Up Seraph.
4/4


IIW: the gym
An interesting variant on Serra Avenger
OneAndOnly wrote:
1 year ago
Scroll-Gear Cherubim -- 5
Artifact Creature - Angel Construct
Flying, ward 1
+1/+1 counters and -1/-1 counters on Scroll-Gear Cherubim don't remove each other.
WW, T: Gain three life. Put a +1/+1 counter on Scroll-Gear Cherubim.
BB, Pay three life: Untap Scroll-Gear Cherubim. Put a -1/-1 counter on Scroll-Gear Cherubim.
WWWWBBBB. Sacrifice Scroll-Gear Cherubim: Gain life equal to the number of counters on Scroll-Gear Cherubim. Each opponent loses an equal amount of life.
4/4
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If I Win: Fading, Vanishing and ... ?
This is an interesting card, certainly, really captures the windup feel that clockwork tends to go for, but it feels too "Raymond scott's powerhouse"
Mergatroid_Jones wrote:
1 year ago
Angel Factory 4
Artifact (R)
T: Put a manufacture counter on Angel Factory
5,T: Put two manufacture counters on angel factory
1, Remove three manufacture counters from Angel Factory: Create a 0/0 colorless artifact Angel creature token 3 +1/+1 counters. It has flying and clockwork. (When it attacks or blocks, remove a +1/+1 counter from it at the end of combat.)

IIW: One word card names
It looks like this card is also a response to OneandOnly's IIW prompt. So far, this is the only card that is plural as well. The prompt IS clockwork angelS, after all.
Mergatroid_Jones wrote:
1 year ago
Angelic Clocktower
Land
T: Add C. Put a manufacture counter on Angelic Clocktower.
T, Remove 5 manufacture counters from Angelic Cloctower:Create a 0/0 colorless artifact Angel creature token with five +1/+1 counters. It has flying and clockwork. (When it attacks or blocks, remove a +1/+1 counter from it at the end of combat.)

IIW: The coming Ixalan set
Another card that can actually make more than one angel, and I like extending the clockwork mechanic.
Juancu wrote:
1 year ago
Springblade Angel 5
Creature - Angel Construct (R)
Flying
Crystalline power (use the greatest base power among this creature's components.)
Whenever Springblade Angel enters the battlefield or attacks, wind it up (look at the top 2 cards from your library, and merge one under this creature face down as a gear. Pay the mana cost of a creature or artifact gear any time to turn it face up.)
/4

Sharp Cog 1
Artifact - Equipment (C)
Autofold - Equipped creature [or this creature] has +2/+1.
Equip 2
This is certainly a mechanic, though I'm not sure how clear it would be for actual playing.
lookingupanddown wrote:
1 year ago
Seraph Simulacrum 2W
Artifact Creature - Angel Construct
Flying
Whenever another Angel deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Seraph Simulacrum.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Seraph Simulacrum unless you pay W.
Three angels descended upon the ruins the Elgaud Grounds, attempting to re-establish the protection of the church. To their surprise, a fourth awoke from the many discarded contraptions left behind.
2/2

IIW: ally-color partners (regular partner, not partner with)
I'm not sure that a wind drake that needs other cards to grow better needed an upkeep cost.
OneAndOnly wrote:
1 year ago
Celestial Mechanism -- 5
Artifact {R}
WW, T: Target Angel creature becomes a non-creature artifact.
WW, T: Target non-creature artifact becomes an Angel creature with flying and base power and toughness equal to its mana value.
WW: Target Angel gains lifelink until end of turn.
WW: Target Angel gains vigilance until end of turn.
Ah, yes, another way to break Platinum Angel. It's not bad, I'm just not sure that I see the point outside of exactly one 7 mana good card.

Winner: @Mergatroid_Jones
Next: one word card names or the coming Ixalan Set.

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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

The Lost Caverns of Ixalan, eh?

Cavern Jungle Nepenthes
4{G}
Creature - Plant (R)
Hideaway 5
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Then if you control ten or more permanents, you may copy the exiled card. You may play the copy without paying its mana cost. (A copy of a permanent card becomes a token.)
1/5
Strange gardens grown in places untouched by the sun and lit only by bioluminescence.


IIW: Black moth
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Post by Krishnath » 1 year ago

One word or Lost Caverns of Ixalan, hmm....

Regal Aurumraptor 2RG
Creature - Dinosaur (R)
Haste, Vigilance
Enrage - Create a treasure token.
3/4
Aurum
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It literally means gold.
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Frog G
Creature - Frog
U: Frog gains flying until end of turn.
1/1

IIW: Ravnica in Winter.
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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

One-word card names:

Belch
{B}
Instant (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Food or creature.
Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn.
The cyclops was sluggish after feasting on a rotting beached whale, but all it took was one noxious belch to send the hunters fleeing.


Devour
1{B}{B}
Instant (R)
Choose two target creatures and/or planeswalkers controlled by the same player. Their controller chooses and sacrifices one of them, then loses X life and puts X +1/+1 counters on the other permanent if it's a creature and X loyalty counters on it if it's a planeswalker, where X is half the mana value of the sacrificed permanent, rounded down.
Their alliance came to an abrupt end.


Fermentation
{B}{G}
Sorcery (C)
Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 1 life and create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Escape - 1{B}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.


Autotomize

Instant (U)
Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it, then its owner creates a token that is a copy of it, except it has base power and toughness 1/1."
Flashback {B}{G}{U}


IIW: Black moth
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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

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There's more going on with the second card I submitted last round (Celestial Mechanism) than just combo'ing with Platinum Angel. The first mechanic serves to save your Angels from dying -- by turning them into non-creatures, they dodge combat damage, most destruction spells, etc. But it's decidedly a slow ability, as opposed to blinking a creature or returning it to hand. The second ability lets you recover Angels that have been artifactized by the first ability, or make more Angels from artifacts (including the Celestial Mechanism itself), The last two abilities let you buff your Angels a little bit, adding some versatility to the artifact.
Hellbent -- 3BR
Enchantment - Aura Curse {R}
Enchant player
Non-mana activated abilities and triggerd abilities of permanents controlled by enchanted player can only be activated or triggered if that player has no cards in hand.
.
Slowpoke -- W
Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant permanent
If a triggered ability of enchanted permanent would be triggered and it's not an end step, it triggers at the beginning of the next end step instead.
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If I Win: American Horror Story
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Post by chetoos » 1 year ago

Jace's Vacation 1UU
Enchantment
If you would draw any number of cards, instead, scry that many cards, then draw that many cards.
"Let's see, the last time I was here was a months long journey with a homicidal gorgon to rescue a powerful artifact for a megalomaniac dragon. Seems like the perfect vacation spot after Phyrexia." - Jace, relaxing mind mage.

IIW: What other plane seems like a vacation for a planeswalker after fighting phyrexia?

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Post by Megiddo » 1 year ago

Avast! U
Instant {U}
Tap target creature and pun a stun counter on it. If you control a Pirate, draw a card.

IIW: draft matters
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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

Ahoy! -- U
Instant {U}
Target land becomes an Island until the end of turn. You may tap or untap it.
If you control a Pirate, draw a card.
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If I Win: Repetition

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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

Embarrass
1{U}
Instant (C)
Target creature becomes red until end of turn. Tap that creature.
Draw a card.


Amphisbaena
2{R}{R}
Creature - Serpent Lizard (U)
Menace
Amphisbaena can block an additional creature each combat.
{R}{R}: Until end of turn, Amphisbaena loses menace and gains double strike. Activate only as a sorcery.
2/2


IIW: Black moth
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Post by Juancu » 1 year ago

Spellunking XGU
Sorcery
Reveal the top X+2 cards from your library. Choose a contiguous set of cards revealed this way that share a card type and put them into your hand (it can be a single card.) Shuffle your library afterwards.

IIW: what if creatures had come with a third stat (power/tougness/?)

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Post by Venedrex » 1 year ago

Stalactite Strike
Instant — (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may discard a land card.
Stalactite Strike deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, where X is equal to 3 plus the number of land cards in your graveyard.

IIW: Spiders
Epicurean, EDH without Universes Beyond.

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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

Blanche - W
Instant {C}
Remove target creature from combat. It turns white.
.
Coelecanth - 2UU
Creature - Elder Fish {R}
If Coelecanth would die, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.
2/4
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If I Win: Capital punishment

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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

Colonoscopy
4{B}
Sorcery (C)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You draw a card and you lose 1 life.


IIW: Black moth
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Post by Mergatroid_Jones » 1 year ago

I intended to judge tonight, but that shan't happen. Judging tomorrow evening.

Stall U
Instant
Counter target permanent spell and exile it. At the beginning of its controller's next upkeep, that player may cast the exiled spell without paying its mana cost.

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Post by OneAndOnly » 1 year ago

Pause -- 1U
Instant
Split second
If an ability would be triggered this turn, it's triggered at the next upkeep step instead.
/////////
Paws -- G
Sorcery
Choose a creature type. Create a 1/1 creature token of the type chosen.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>
.

Wait --1W
Instant
If combat damage would be dealt this turn, it's dealt at the next upkeep step instead.
/////////
Wade -- G
Put an islandwalk counter on target creature.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>


Hold -- W
Instant
Target creature is indestructible this turn as long as you control another creature.
/////////
Holed -- B
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. If it already had a -1/-1 counter on it, put another one on.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>

Brake -- W
Instant
Remove target attacking creature from combat.
/////////
Break -- R
Instant
Destroy target non-creature artifact.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>
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If I Win: More homonyms!

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Post by spacemonaut » 1 year ago

Shadows of the Sunfoe 1BB
(art: someone exploring a cavern, terrified of the eerie shadows cast by their torch. One particularly threatening shadow looms behind them.)
Enchantment (U)
Whenever you cast a spell, put a despair counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever a creature with a despair counter on it dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Then if five or more creatures with despair counters on them died this turn, you may sacrifice Shadows of the Sunfoe. If you do, you may search your library for a card named Aclazotz, the Deepest Night, exile it, and shuffle. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.


IIW: the gym
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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

Spore
{G}
Instant (U)
When this spell resolves, choose one-
-Create a 1/1 green Saproling token.
-Choose a counter on target permanent. Give that permanent another counter of that kind.
-Prevent all combat damage dealt by target creature this turn.
Splice onto creature or enchantment 1{G}



Blind Ferociraptor
2{R}
Creature - Dinosaur (C)
Menace
Blind Ferociraptor can't block.
Unearth 2{B}
3/2
Darkness made eyesight unnecessary for many cave creatures, but a raptor's ferocity is still as clear as day.


Stalagmite Therizinosaur
4{B}
Creature - Dinosaur (U)
Enrage - Whenever Stalagmite Therizinosaur is dealt damage, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
4{G}, T: Stalagmite Therizinosaur fights target creature.
2/5


IIW: Black moth
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Post by Ulka » 1 year ago

Garrison of Dusk WB
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white Vampire solider creature token with lifelink then lose 1 life.
If you have less life than your starting total, whenever a creature would enter the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

IIW: Blue Butterfly
Modern: Goryo's Gifts | Heartless Architect | Soul Sisters | MonoGreen Devotion
Pauper: Blackened Eggs | Zombies | Domain Zoo | Sultai Teachings | Jund Gardens

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Post by Megiddo » 1 year ago

The Apostasine Wars 2WB
Enchantment - Saga {R}
[ I ]: Create three 1/1 white Noble creature tokens.
[II ]: Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
[III]: Sacrifice all Noble creatures you control, then create that many 2/2 black Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

IIW: deep lore
MEG

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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

Scurvy
2{B}
Instant (C)
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If that creature is a Pirate, instead it gets -7/-7 until end of turn, and its controller loses 3 life.
"Aye, I told him he be needin' the Vitamin C, but he told me he already be a fightin' man o' the sea!"

Alternatively:
"A pirate's fav'rite sea be the Vitamin Sea!"


IIW: Black moth
"What's with you and pitcher plants?" -NinjaCaterpie, 27-9-2021

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Post by Mergatroid_Jones » 1 year ago

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Sporegorger_Dragon wrote:
1 year ago
The Lost Caverns of Ixalan, eh?

Cavern Jungle Nepenthes
4{G}
Creature - Plant (R)
Hideaway 5
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Then if you control ten or more permanents, you may copy the exiled card. You may play the copy without paying its mana cost. (A copy of a permanent card becomes a token.)
1/5
Strange gardens grown in places untouched by the sun and lit only by bioluminescence.


IIW: Black moth
Sporegorger_Dragon wrote:
1 year ago
One-word card names:

Belch
{B}
Instant (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Food or creature.
Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn.
The cyclops was sluggish after feasting on a rotting beached whale, but all it took was one noxious belch to send the hunters fleeing.


Devour
1{B}{B}
Instant (R)
Choose two target creatures and/or planeswalkers controlled by the same player. Their controller chooses and sacrifices one of them, then loses X life and puts X +1/+1 counters on the other permanent if it's a creature and X loyalty counters on it if it's a planeswalker, where X is half the mana value of the sacrificed permanent, rounded down.
Their alliance came to an abrupt end.


Fermentation
{B}{G}
Sorcery (C)
Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 1 life and create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Escape - 1{B}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.


Autotomize

Instant (U)
Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it, then its owner creates a token that is a copy of it, except it has base power and toughness 1/1."
Flashback {B}{G}{U}


IIW: Black moth
Sporegorger_Dragon wrote:
1 year ago
Embarrass
1{U}
Instant (C)
Target creature becomes red until end of turn. Tap that creature.
Draw a card.


Amphisbaena
2{R}{R}
Creature - Serpent Lizard (U)
Menace
Amphisbaena can block an additional creature each combat.
{R}{R}: Until end of turn, Amphisbaena loses menace and gains double strike. Activate only as a sorcery.
2/2


IIW: Black moth
Sporegorger_Dragon wrote:
1 year ago
Colonoscopy
4{B}
Sorcery (C)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You draw a card and you lose 1 life.


IIW: Black moth
Sporegorger_Dragon wrote:
1 year ago
Spore
{G}
Instant (U)
When this spell resolves, choose one-
-Create a 1/1 green Saproling token.
-Choose a counter on target permanent. Give that permanent another counter of that kind.
-Prevent all combat damage dealt by target creature this turn.
Splice onto creature or enchantment 1{G}



Blind Ferociraptor
2{R}
Creature - Dinosaur (C)
Menace
Blind Ferociraptor can't block.
Unearth 2{B}
3/2
Darkness made eyesight unnecessary for many cave creatures, but a raptor's ferocity is still as clear as day.


Stalagmite Therizinosaur
4{B}
Creature - Dinosaur (U)
Enrage - Whenever Stalagmite Therizinosaur is dealt damage, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
4{G}, T: Stalagmite Therizinosaur fights target creature.
2/5


IIW: Black moth
Sporegorger_Dragon wrote:
1 year ago
Scurvy
2{B}
Instant (C)
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If that creature is a Pirate, instead it gets -7/-7 until end of turn, and its controller loses 3 life.
"Aye, I told him he be needin' the Vitamin C, but he told me he already be a fightin' man o' the sea!"

Alternatively:
"A pirate's fav'rite sea be the Vitamin Sea!"

IIW: Black moth
"Target creature becomes red until end of turn. "
How embarrassing.
Rating: Many jolly pirates.
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Krishnath wrote:
1 year ago
One word or Lost Caverns of Ixalan, hmm....

Regal Aurumraptor 2RG
Creature - Dinosaur (R)
Haste, Vigilance
Enrage - Create a treasure token.
3/4
Aurum
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It literally means gold.
Edit:

Frog G
Creature - Frog
U: Frog gains flying until end of turn.
1/1

IIW: Ravnica in Winter.
That frog is a frog!
Rating: Wealthy dinosaur
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OneAndOnly wrote:
1 year ago
SPOILER
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There's more going on with the second card I submitted last round (Celestial Mechanism) than just combo'ing with Platinum Angel. The first mechanic serves to save your Angels from dying -- by turning them into non-creatures, they dodge combat damage, most destruction spells, etc. But it's decidedly a slow ability, as opposed to blinking a creature or returning it to hand. The second ability lets you recover Angels that have been artifactized by the first ability, or make more Angels from artifacts (including the Celestial Mechanism itself), The last two abilities let you buff your Angels a little bit, adding some versatility to the artifact.
Hellbent -- 3BR
Enchantment - Aura Curse {R}
Enchant player
Non-mana activated abilities and triggerd abilities of permanents controlled by enchanted player can only be activated or triggered if that player has no cards in hand.
.
Slowpoke -- W
Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant permanent
If a triggered ability of enchanted permanent would be triggered and it's not an end step, it triggers at the beginning of the next end step instead.
.
If I Win: American Horror Story
OneAndOnly wrote:
1 year ago
Ahoy! -- U
Instant {U}
Target land becomes an Island until the end of turn. You may tap or untap it.
If you control a Pirate, draw a card.
.
If I Win: Repetition
OneAndOnly wrote:
1 year ago
Blanche - W
Instant {C}
Remove target creature from combat. It turns white.
.
Coelecanth - 2UU
Creature - Elder Fish {R}
If Coelecanth would die, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.
2/4
.
If I Win: Capital punishment
OneAndOnly wrote:
1 year ago
Pause -- 1U
Instant
Split second
If an ability would be triggered this turn, it's triggered at the next upkeep step instead.
/////////
Paws -- G
Sorcery
Choose a creature type. Create a 1/1 creature token of the type chosen.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>
.

Wait --1W
Instant
If combat damage would be dealt this turn, it's dealt at the next upkeep step instead.
/////////
Wade -- G
Put an islandwalk counter on target creature.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>


Hold -- W
Instant
Target creature is indestructible this turn as long as you control another creature.
/////////
Holed -- B
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. If it already had a -1/-1 counter on it, put another one on.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>

Brake -- W
Instant
Remove target attacking creature from combat.
/////////
Break -- R
Instant
Destroy target non-creature artifact.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>
.
If I Win: More homonyms!
Pirate // Pie Writ
Rating: Two identical but different dinosaurs battling. Image
chetoos wrote:
1 year ago
Jace's Vacation 1UU
Enchantment
If you would draw any number of cards, instead, scry that many cards, then draw that many cards.
"Let's see, the last time I was here was a months long journey with a homicidal gorgon to rescue a powerful artifact for a megalomaniac dragon. Seems like the perfect vacation spot after Phyrexia." - Jace, relaxing mind mage.

IIW: What other plane seems like a vacation for a planeswalker after fighting phyrexia?
Time for Jace to take a break.
Rating: Relaxed vampire in a hat. Image
Megiddo wrote:
1 year ago
Avast! U
Instant {U}
Tap target creature and pun a stun counter on it. If you control a Pirate, draw a card.

IIW: draft matters
Megiddo wrote:
1 year ago
The Apostasine Wars 2WB
Enchantment - Saga {R}
[ I ]: Create three 1/1 white Noble creature tokens.
[II ]: Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
[III]: Sacrifice all Noble creatures you control, then create that many 2/2 black Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

IIW: deep lore
Avast ye heretics and burn!
Rating: Holy vampires
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Juancu wrote:
1 year ago
Spellunking XGU
Sorcery
Reveal the top X+2 cards from your library. Choose a contiguous set of cards revealed this way that share a card type and put them into your hand (it can be a single card.) Shuffle your library afterwards.

IIW: what if creatures had come with a third stat (power/tougness/?)
Contiguous.
Rating: Adorable vampire bat.
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Venedrex wrote:
1 year ago
Stalactite Strike
Instant — (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may discard a land card.
Stalactite Strike deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, where X is equal to 3 plus the number of land cards in your graveyard.

IIW: Spiders
3 is nice.
Rating: Dinosaur attack!
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spacemonaut wrote:
1 year ago
Shadows of the Sunfoe 1BB
(art: someone exploring a cavern, terrified of the eerie shadows cast by their torch. One particularly threatening shadow looms behind them.)
Enchantment (U)
Whenever you cast a spell, put a despair counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever a creature with a despair counter on it dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Then if five or more creatures with despair counters on them died this turn, you may sacrifice Shadows of the Sunfoe. If you do, you may search your library for a card named Aclazotz, the Deepest Night, exile it, and shuffle. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.


IIW: the gym
So... Aclazotz.

Rating: Depressed, soulful vampire.
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Ulka wrote:
1 year ago
Garrison of Dusk WB
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white Vampire solider creature token with lifelink then lose 1 life.
If you have less life than your starting total, whenever a creature would enter the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

IIW: Blue Butterfly
Odd condition.
Rating: It's a graveyard smash.
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Lots of great cards here, but I gotta give it to OneAndOnly for the homonyms. Never woulda thought of that.

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Post by Venedrex » 1 year ago

Cell --
Instant (R)
Target creature or planeswalker you don't control phases out.
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Sell --
Sorcery (R)
Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control. Create a Treasure token.
<<<< Unify: You may cast both sides of this card. If you cast both sides, draw a card. >>>>>

(Hope you don't mind the shameless cut and pasting @OneAndOnly :)

IIW: Homarids
Epicurean, EDH without Universes Beyond.

http://nxs.wf/np748831

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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

Bore Boar
2{R}
Creature - Elemental Boar (C)
Haste
Unleash
Unearth 4{R}
2/2


Lyre Liar
1{B}
Creature - Faerie Bard (U)
Flying
Black spells you cast are kicked. (You may still pay kicker costs to kick it an additional time.)
1/1

Note: For spells that care how many times they are kicked, this means black spells with no kicker costs are kicked once, a black spell with a single kicker cost can be kicked twice, and black spells with two kicker costs can be kicked for a total of three times.


Fryer Friar
{R}{W}
Creature - Human Monk (C)
When Fryer Friar enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
2/1


Die Dye
1{U}
Instant (C)
Choose target creature. Tap or untap that creature, then roll a six-sided die. Apply the result until end of turn.
1-It becomes white.
2-It becomes blue.
3-It becomes black.
4-It becomes red.
5-It becomes green.
6-It becomes all colors.


Dough Doe
4
Artifact Creature - Food Treasure Elk
{T}, Sacrifice Dough Doe: Add one mana of any color.
2, {T}, Sacrifice Dough Doe: You gain 3 life.
3/2
"Jetmir said, 'give me the dough.' Instructions unclear, so I covered all the bases."


IIW: Black moth
"What's with you and pitcher plants?" -NinjaCaterpie, 27-9-2021

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Post by Sporegorger_Dragon » 1 year ago

I'm sorry.

I'm so so sorry.

Homo Nim
2{B}{B}
Artifact Creature - Human Horror (C)
4/3
"Deep within the Mephidross, a new species of human arose, distinct from Homo sapiens. They are as cunning as the Moriok, and as ruthless and resilient as the nim. They are ideal subjects for phyresis." -Jin-Gitaxias
"What's with you and pitcher plants?" -NinjaCaterpie, 27-9-2021

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