New Challenge Every Day - March 7th: Bears bears bears

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Bears bears bears

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 14 (+4)
Ink-Treader 11 (+3)
Apellosine 8
dyd 7 (+0)
netn10 6 (+1)
void_nothing 6 (+2)
MonoRedMage 2
kwanyeegor-ii 0
Lorn Asbord Schutta 0

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Head empty

Vote: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Mental Block 1B
Instant (R)
Exile target player's library. That player can't draw cards until the end of the next turn. That player shuffles the exiled cards into their library at the beginning of the next end step.
"...huh. I can't remember what I came here for."

IIW: "library"

Votes:void_nothing, JovialJovian

Fruit Bowl 1b
Creature - Zombie
Fruit Bowl enters the battlefield with a fruit counter on it for each other creature you control.
Whenever Fruit Bowl becomes tapped, remove a fruit counter from it. If you do, create a Food token.
"Fetch me a banana." – Tasigur
2/2

IIW: being late

Votes: Ink-Treader, JoviaJovian

Without Thinking R
Instant (Uncommon)
Until end of turn, all creatures gain haste and must attack or block if able.
Draw a card.

IIW: 1/1 with ward.

votes: netn10, ink-treader

Skull Rattle 2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has menace, provoke, and provoke (each instance of provoke triggers separately).
Equip 2

IIW: Transforming equipment

Votes: Ink-Treader, JovialJovian

Brainsqueeze Jester 1B
Creature - Imp (C)
Flying
Hellbent - T: Target player mills four cards. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
1/1

IIW: Pre-Sundering Alara

[dyd]

Votes: Ink-Treader, void_nothing

Mama Bear with Cupholders 2g
Artifact Creature - Equipment Bear
Trample
Equipped creature gets +2/+2. If it's a Bear, it has trample.
Whenever Grizzly with Cupholders or equipped creature deal combat damage to a player, create a Food token or a 2/2 green Bear creature token, chosen at random.
Reconfigure 1g
2/2

IIW: puppies

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: netn10, void_nothing

Wilding Orator 1G
Creature - Human Shaman (U)
If you would draw a card, you may create a 2/2 green Bear creature token instead. Only one token can be created this way each turn.
2/2

IIW: Draw replacement effects

[JovialJovian]

votes: dyd, ink-treader

Bearmageddon 2BRG
Sorcery (M)
Destroy all permanents. For each permanent destroyed this way, it's controller creates a 2/2 green Bear creature token with "T: Add one mana of any color."

IIW: Nongreen Squirrels

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, JovialJovian

Bear in Mind GU
Instant (Common)
Manifest a card from your hand or the top card of your library.
"I don't even care about its true form - it's so cute as is!"
- Narset, Tender of Thoughts

IIW: Manifest outside Tarkir

[void_nothing]

Votes: Ink-Treader, JovialJovian

Bear Kaitiaki 1W
Creature - Bear Guardian (U)
Lifelink
5G: Until end of turn, Bear Kaitiaki gets +2/+2 and you may assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked. Activate only during your turn.
2/2

IIW: Opal/Veiled/Lurking/Hidden enchantments