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spacemonaut Bauble reclaimer
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Stopwatch
Artifact (C)
, Sacrifice Stopwatch: Target tapped creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
"The latest in personal protection and time dilation!"
IIW: Alter-egos from another timeline/multiverse
Artifact (C)
, Sacrifice Stopwatch: Target tapped creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
"The latest in personal protection and time dilation!"
IIW: Alter-egos from another timeline/multiverse
- NinjaCaterpie
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Read 'Em
Sorcery (U)
Scry 2, then draw up to two cards.
Fuse
//
Weep
Sorcery (U)
Mill cards until you mill a nonland card. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
Fuse
IIW: Japan
Sorcery (U)
Scry 2, then draw up to two cards.
Fuse
//
Weep
Sorcery (U)
Mill cards until you mill a nonland card. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
Fuse
IIW: Japan
quick one today to keep things moving.
Cute cards, nothing especially novel. all of them probably want a balance pass.
Winner: Ulka
Next: Card that's flavor text involve someone's last words
Eerie as a new type -- what does it mean? Haunt seems like it probably wouldn't come up often.
i hope this isn't happening every day for you! I feel like there's something here, but I'm not sure you've quite nailed it.Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑2 years agoUnclog the Toilet
Sorcery (C)
Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. If an artifact or enchantment was put into a graveyard this way, its controller creates an X/X black and green Ooze creature token, where X is that permanent's mana value.
"EEEEWWWW!!"
IIW: Video Games
Unlock the door, get on the floor,Krishnath wrote: ↑2 years agoLandscaping
Sorcery (C)
Search your library for a Forest, Island, Mountain, Plains, Swamp, or Gate card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Unlock the Door
Sorcery (C)
Until end of turn, target creature with power 3 or less becomes unblockable as long as the defending player controls a nonbasic land.
Mow the Lawn
Instant (C)
Target green or white creature gets -2/-1 until end of turn.
Go Shopping
Sorcery (C)
Scry 3, then draw a card.
IIW: Universes Beyond: Fallout.
Cute cards, nothing especially novel. all of them probably want a balance pass.
the overload here has some interesting flavor implications. full-road car pileup?spacemonaut wrote: ↑2 years agoI'm walkin' here!
Instant (U)
Destroy target Vehicle that's attacking or blocking.
Overload
IIW: Alter-egos from another timeline/multiverse
the real scam is this entry
we do NOT have enough time to cover this one today.mellifluoresce wrote: ↑2 years agoIIW: KEKWHistoric Horizons spoiler warningShowHideDaily Grind
Sorcery (U)
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. It perpetually gets -1/-1 and gains "Whenever this creature attacks, exert it."
make this cost and we can talk.
I used to live fairly close to the place where they kept the horses that they use for horse-drawn carriage tours of the historic locations in my city. These horses looked miserable and I felt terrible for them. Don't keep horses in the city.Cythare wrote: ↑2 years agoEquestrian Lessons
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a Horse, Pegasus, or Unicorn card with converted mana cost 3 or less and put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature is a Knight in addition to its other types. Put a vigilance counter on it.
IIW: Universes Beyond: Capcom
Pestilencevishamon wrote: ↑2 years agoMiasmic Cloud
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.
: Miasmic Cloud deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
"The vapors are omnipresent. Years of overcrowding and open sewers has resulted in a ubiquitous filth. I think I'll go to the countryside."
-Krok's Diary, Chapter 1
IIW: A card that Fblthp could be hidden in the art for.
Very nice. Slap a Worldslayer on it for a true "the butler did it" moment.Ulka wrote: ↑2 years agoInvisible Servant
Creature - Peasant (U)
Invisible Servant can not be blocked.
Whenever Invisible Servant deals combat damage to a player, create a food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, put a +1/+1 counter on another creature.
"Claude please laugh at Mr. Magnolia for me. He thinks the help should be seen and heard from." - Ickabod Vyrekdan's Last Words
1/1
IIW: Card that's flavor text involve someone's last words
Stop! Watch. Value? Minimal.spacemonaut wrote: ↑2 years agoStopwatch
Artifact (C)
, Sacrifice Stopwatch: Target tapped creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
"The latest in personal protection and time dilation!"
IIW: Alter-egos from another timeline/multiverse
I'm really into the "up to" in this card.NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑2 years agoRead 'Em
Sorcery (U)
Scry 2, then draw up to two cards.
Fuse
//
Weep
Sorcery (U)
Mill cards until you mill a nonland card. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
Fuse
IIW: Japan
Winner: Ulka
Next: Card that's flavor text involve someone's last words
MEG
Yes, this is a combination of Pestilence and Hissing Miasma. But it also doesn't sacrifice if you run out of creatures to kill.Megiddo wrote: ↑2 years agoPestilencevishamon wrote: ↑2 years agoMiasmic Cloud
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.
: Miasmic Cloud deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
"The vapors are omnipresent. Years of overcrowding and open sewers has resulted in a ubiquitous filth. I think I'll go to the countryside."
-Krok's Diary, Chapter 1
IIW: A card that Fblthp could be hidden in the art for.
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Aether-Plant Overload
Instant (R)
Kicker
Power-Plant Overload deals X damage to each creature. Gain X .
If the Kicker cost was paid, it also deals X damage to each player and planeswalker.
"Oops!" - Ujjwal, Aether-Plant Technician, last words.
IIW: Universes Beyond: Fallout
Instant (R)
Kicker
Power-Plant Overload deals X damage to each creature. Gain X .
If the Kicker cost was paid, it also deals X damage to each player and planeswalker.
"Oops!" - Ujjwal, Aether-Plant Technician, last words.
IIW: Universes Beyond: Fallout
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You can imagine what you just said as my judgment above.vishamon wrote: ↑2 years agoYes, this is a combination of Pestilence and Hissing Miasma. But it also doesn't sacrifice if you run out of creatures to kill.Megiddo wrote: ↑2 years agoPestilencevishamon wrote: ↑2 years agoMiasmic Cloud
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.
: Miasmic Cloud deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
"The vapors are omnipresent. Years of overcrowding and open sewers has resulted in a ubiquitous filth. I think I'll go to the countryside."
-Krok's Diary, Chapter 1
IIW: A card that Fblthp could be hidden in the art for.
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Incidental Avalanche
Snow Sorcery (R)
Incidental Avalanche costs less for each snow land you control.
Incidental Avalanche deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
"Coo-ee!" - Baz Dinnus, mountaineer, last words
IIW: Japan
Snow Sorcery (R)
Incidental Avalanche costs less for each snow land you control.
Incidental Avalanche deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
"Coo-ee!" - Baz Dinnus, mountaineer, last words
IIW: Japan
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Stinking Cyclops
Creature - Cyclops (C)
: Monstrosity 1.
7/3
"What's that smell?" -Klatos the Brave, last words
Public Relations Disaster
Instant (R)
Split second
Target creature deals damage equal to its power plus its toughness to target creature or planeswalker.
"So what if you gave the rhino a laxative?" -Zali, Orzhov lawmage, last words
Decapitate
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature.
Flashback
"What duck?" -Cren, Wren's Run cullblade, last words.
Furious Gorilla
Creature - Ape (C)
Riot (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
Trample
5/3
"Give me that enema, I'll show you how it's done!" -Viom, Simic zoologist, last words
IIW: Yateveo
Creature - Cyclops (C)
: Monstrosity 1.
7/3
"What's that smell?" -Klatos the Brave, last words
Public Relations Disaster
Instant (R)
Split second
Target creature deals damage equal to its power plus its toughness to target creature or planeswalker.
"So what if you gave the rhino a laxative?" -Zali, Orzhov lawmage, last words
Decapitate
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature.
Flashback
"What duck?" -Cren, Wren's Run cullblade, last words.
Furious Gorilla
Creature - Ape (C)
Riot (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
Trample
5/3
"Give me that enema, I'll show you how it's done!" -Viom, Simic zoologist, last words
IIW: Yateveo
"What's with you and pitcher plants?" -NinjaCaterpie, 27-9-2021
Megiddo wrote: ↑2 years agoYou can imagine what you just said as my judgment above.vishamon wrote: ↑2 years agoYes, this is a combination of Pestilence and Hissing Miasma. But it also doesn't sacrifice if you run out of creatures to kill.
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mellifluoresce the winner is tibalt
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Sink Into Anonymity
Sorcery (R)
Target creature perpetually loses all abilities.
Delirium - If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that creature's controller reveals the cards in their library. Each card with the same name as that creature perpetually loses all abilities. Then that player shuffles.
"I am losing all sense of self. Soon I fear I may no longer be able to sp-" - unknown, last words
IIW: variants
Sorcery (R)
Target creature perpetually loses all abilities.
Delirium - If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that creature's controller reveals the cards in their library. Each card with the same name as that creature perpetually loses all abilities. Then that player shuffles.
"I am losing all sense of self. Soon I fear I may no longer be able to sp-" - unknown, last words
IIW: variants
Club Flamingo Alumnus
Disappointing Signet + co-founder
talk to me about the Black Market format! Now ready for your Hogaaks
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talk to me about the Black Market format! Now ready for your Hogaaks
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mirrorentity wrote: Judging.
Ogre of the Gray Ogre: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogre of the Pit: No IIW. Disqualified.
Toll Troll: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
My Hair Caught Fire!: Not an Ogre. Disqualified.
Ogre Under: No IIW. Disqualified.
Ogrenacle at Pendrell Vale: Overcosted.
Ogreforge Mystic: Judge. Disqualified.
Winner: Gerrard's Mom becomes a Tier I spammer!
Next spamellenge: Make the Ogre philosopher Gnerdel.
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Cythare Say You'll Dismember Me
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Temporal Crosscurrent
Sorcery (U)
Choose target creature. Its owner shuffles it into their library.
"Goo goo gaga!"
—Rogar Ironfang, high warlord, last words
IIW: Universes Beyond: Capcom
Sorcery (U)
Choose target creature. Its owner shuffles it into their library.
"Goo goo gaga!"
—Rogar Ironfang, high warlord, last words
IIW: Universes Beyond: Capcom
Level 2 Judge circa 2016
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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*Pokes thread*
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Karoshi
Instant {U}
Destroy target tapped creature. Create a white and black artifact token called Black Kigyo with " : Tap target creature."
"Let me work!" -Osamu Tezuka
IIW: More Sarpadian Empires flavor text
Instant {U}
Destroy target tapped creature. Create a white and black artifact token called Black Kigyo with " : Tap target creature."
"Let me work!" -Osamu Tezuka
IIW: More Sarpadian Empires flavor text
Last edited by Phyrexian Editor 2 years ago, edited 1 time in total.
Vow of Silence
Enchantment {R}
When Vow of Silence enters the battlefield, draw three cards.
You can't cast spells.
"The cost of enlightenment is steep. However, I am willing to pay."
IIW: something using a Jumpstart: Historic Horizons mechanic. if you don't know what that means... guess.
Enchantment {R}
When Vow of Silence enters the battlefield, draw three cards.
You can't cast spells.
"The cost of enlightenment is steep. However, I am willing to pay."
IIW: something using a Jumpstart: Historic Horizons mechanic. if you don't know what that means... guess.
MEG
Modern: Goryo's Gifts | Heartless Architect | Soul Sisters | MonoGreen Devotion
Pauper: Blackened Eggs | Zombies | Domain Zoo | Sultai Teachings | Jund Gardens
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Volrath the Risen did not step down
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Orzhov Bailiff
Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink
Orzhov Bailiff gets +1/+0 for each Gold and/or Treasure token you control.
2/2
"Capital punishment means those without capital get the punishment."
IIW: Legendary Noggles
Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink
Orzhov Bailiff gets +1/+0 for each Gold and/or Treasure token you control.
2/2
"Capital punishment means those without capital get the punishment."
IIW: Legendary Noggles
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Unexpected Threat
Instant (R)
Until end of turn, target 1/1 creature has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains deathtouch.
"Awww, what a cute little—"
— Hokuda, First Precinct Captain, last words
IIW: Alter egos from another timeline/multiverse
Instant (R)
Until end of turn, target 1/1 creature has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains deathtouch.
"Awww, what a cute little—"
— Hokuda, First Precinct Captain, last words
IIW: Alter egos from another timeline/multiverse
Ladies, Gents and Amorphous sentient slimes, Welcome to the 245th Annual Darwin awards of the Multiverse. give is up for youre MC for the night, the Mad Mage of Mount Baratok himself, Mordenkainen!!!!!!! (Crown Cheers).
Ummm Hello. I am Mordenkainen and tonight we will look at some of the stupidest beings through out the multiverse and their actions. First up we have this doosey: As we can see Ujiwal actidentially set the tempature for the aether harvesting cooling rods to 10000 C not 100.00 C. Its funny how a single decimal point can spell such doom.
Now its time for... (Mordenkainen Whispers off stage) are you kidding!?!? I'm not getting paid en... GUh fine. (Mordenkainen addresses the crowd again. Well I guess its time for the lightning round.
FIrst up never insult a stinking creature especially if they are much larger than yourself.
Overall we had some excellent contendors but their can only be one supreme idiot of the year and that award goes to.... OKAY HAND ME THE FRICKEN EVELOPE LEON!!!! Sorry about that the winner I guess thats a way to put it is Sporegorger_Dragon for his Gorilla Enema!
NEXT UP: Yateveo
Ummm Hello. I am Mordenkainen and tonight we will look at some of the stupidest beings through out the multiverse and their actions. First up we have this doosey: As we can see Ujiwal actidentially set the tempature for the aether harvesting cooling rods to 10000 C not 100.00 C. Its funny how a single decimal point can spell such doom.
Next up we have Baz Dinnus, Famed Goblin Mountineer and little known FIreworks enthusiasts. It turns out combining his favorite past-times was not well advised.Krishnath wrote: ↑2 years agoAether-Plant Overload
Instant (R)
Kicker
Power-Plant Overload deals X damage to each creature. Gain X .
If the Kicker cost was paid, it also deals X damage to each player and planeswalker.
"Oops!" - Ujjwal, Aether-Plant Technician, last words.
IIW: Universes Beyond: Fallout
NinjaCaterpie wrote: ↑2 years agoIncidental Avalanche
Snow Sorcery (R)
Incidental Avalanche costs less for each snow land you control.
Incidental Avalanche deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
"Coo-ee!" - Baz Dinnus, mountaineer, last words
IIW: Japan
Now its time for... (Mordenkainen Whispers off stage) are you kidding!?!? I'm not getting paid en... GUh fine. (Mordenkainen addresses the crowd again. Well I guess its time for the lightning round.
FIrst up never insult a stinking creature especially if they are much larger than yourself.
And this kids is why you don't play with Ilithid diseases.Sporegorger_Dragon wrote: ↑2 years agoStinking Cyclops
Creature - Cyclops (C)
: Monstrosity 1.
7/3
"What's that smell?" -Klatos the Brave, last words
I have no comment on this one....
Public Relations Disaster
Instant (R)
Split second
Target creature deals damage equal to its power plus its toughness to target creature or planeswalker.
"So what if you gave the rhino a laxative?" -Zali, Orzhov lawmage, last words
ouch how foul.
Decapitate
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature.
Flashback
"What duck?" -Cren, Wren's Run cullblade, last words.
Honestly I feel more for the Gorilla here...
Furious Gorilla
Creature - Ape (C)
Riot (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
Trample
5/3
"Give me that enema, I'll show you how it's done!" -Viom, Simic zoologist, last words
IIW: Yateveo
Oh my it looks liek one of my students is involved in this. Glyma, my Gnome appretice known for necromancy and teleportation magic wanted to learn some time magic. I guess I know why now.mellifluoresce wrote: ↑2 years agoSink Into Anonymity
Sorcery (R)
Target creature perpetually loses all abilities.
Delirium - If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that creature's controller reveals the cards in their library. Each card with the same name as that creature perpetually loses all abilities. Then that player shuffles.
"I am losing all sense of self. Soon I fear I may no longer be able to sp-" - unknown, last words
IIW: variants
Oh man this poor idiot really pulled a Sisaphus and kept trying to solve Taniyama' Problem but kept making the same mistake of not carrying the 1. Too bad he left the problem for his kid to try to solve.
Ah yes the vow of silence the Famed Adventurer and Monk Tybirus Quickclaw took. It was very enlightening especially when his body caught fire from the knocked over lantern and he couldn't alert the monks to the fire.Phyrexian Editor wrote: ↑2 years agoKaroshi
Instant {U}
Destroy target tapped creature. Create a white and black artifact token called Black Kigyo with " : Tap target creature."
"Let me work!" -Osamu Tezuka
IIW: More Sarpadian Empires flavor text
This is the unfortunate case where capital punishment led to the enforcer of the capital punishment to face the capital punishment after they forgot to carry the 1 on thier taxes. Turns out the Orzhov aren't too forgiving on that.Megiddo wrote: ↑2 years agoVow of Silence
Enchantment {R}
When Vow of Silence enters the battlefield, draw three cards.
You can't cast spells.
"The cost of enlightenment is steep. However, I am willing to pay."
IIW: something using a Jumpstart: Historic Horizons mechanic. if you don't know what that means... guess.
And here wqe see an unexpected vilager learn about the expanding Froghemoths of Nythorid. they can be cute until they are hungry....Volrath the Risen wrote: ↑2 years agoOrzhov Bailiff
Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink
Orzhov Bailiff gets +1/+0 for each Gold and/or Treasure token you control.
2/2
"Capital punishment means those without capital get the punishment."
IIW: Legendary Noggles
spacemonaut wrote: ↑2 years agoUnexpected Threat
Instant (R)
Until end of turn, target 1/1 creature has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains deathtouch.
"Awww, what a cute little—"
— Hokuda, First Precinct Captain, last words
IIW: Alter egos from another timeline/multiverse
Overall we had some excellent contendors but their can only be one supreme idiot of the year and that award goes to.... OKAY HAND ME THE FRICKEN EVELOPE LEON!!!! Sorry about that the winner I guess thats a way to put it is Sporegorger_Dragon for his Gorilla Enema!
NEXT UP: Yateveo
Modern: Goryo's Gifts | Heartless Architect | Soul Sisters | MonoGreen Devotion
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Modern: Goryo's Gifts | Heartless Architect | Soul Sisters | MonoGreen Devotion
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Just a tiny nitpick: To get a Darwin award, you need to remove yourself from the genepool completely. That means that 1. You can't have children. or 2. You remove your children from the genepool in some way* as well due to your stupidity.
*Technically, you don't have to die to get a Darwin award, you just have to do something that makes you and any possible offspring unable to reproduce. So, if you manage to do something incredibly stupid that sterilizes you and any offspring you may have, you can be nominated for the award while still being alive.
As such, Mordenkainen's comment on Karoshi doesn't make sense from that perspective. Unless of course the person who worked themselves to death caused their kid to sterilize themselves out of shame, but that would be incredibly stupid.
Edit: Anyway, on to the challenge at hand. (I had to look up what a Yateveo is, I went with the cryptozoological version from the 1800's)
Yateveo
Creature - Plant Horror (U)
Defender
Whenever a creature is blocked by Yateveo, the attacking creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature blocked by Yateveo this turn died, put a +1/+1 counter on Yateveo.
2/3
IIW: Universes Beyond: Fallout
*Technically, you don't have to die to get a Darwin award, you just have to do something that makes you and any possible offspring unable to reproduce. So, if you manage to do something incredibly stupid that sterilizes you and any offspring you may have, you can be nominated for the award while still being alive.
As such, Mordenkainen's comment on Karoshi doesn't make sense from that perspective. Unless of course the person who worked themselves to death caused their kid to sterilize themselves out of shame, but that would be incredibly stupid.
Edit: Anyway, on to the challenge at hand. (I had to look up what a Yateveo is, I went with the cryptozoological version from the 1800's)
Yateveo
Creature - Plant Horror (U)
Defender
Whenever a creature is blocked by Yateveo, the attacking creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature blocked by Yateveo this turn died, put a +1/+1 counter on Yateveo.
2/3
IIW: Universes Beyond: Fallout
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eating_tree
This is the first result when I google Yateveo.
Shambling Mound
Creature - Plant (U)
Trample
Whenever Shambling Mound becomes the target of a red spell, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn.
3/3
IIW: Anarchy, bringing down the establishment, overthrowing corporate overlords and such
This is the first result when I google Yateveo.
Shambling Mound
Creature - Plant (U)
Trample
Whenever Shambling Mound becomes the target of a red spell, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn.
3/3
IIW: Anarchy, bringing down the establishment, overthrowing corporate overlords and such
Verdurous Researcher
Creature — Plant Noble {R}
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Verdurous Researcher unless you pay . If a creature you control died this turn, ignore this effect.
Dr. Yataveo's invention — a synthetic fertilizer for any plant — was created from research into how to curb his own murderous urges. However, he still never turned down a free meal.
6/6
IIW: unusual professions
Creature — Plant Noble {R}
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Verdurous Researcher unless you pay . If a creature you control died this turn, ignore this effect.
Dr. Yataveo's invention — a synthetic fertilizer for any plant — was created from research into how to curb his own murderous urges. However, he still never turned down a free meal.
6/6
IIW: unusual professions
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