New Challenge Every Day - May 22nd: Hypothetical Ravnica cards

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Today's Challenge:
Hypothetical Ravnica cards

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 70 (+4)
netn10 48 (+2)
dyd 47 (+0)
JovialJovian 46 (+2)
bravelion83 42 (+4)
void_nothing 31
Pygyzy 7
Venedrex 7 (+4)
caulkwrangler 3
Riria 2
TheAmericanSpirit 2 (+0)
haywire 1
duducrash 1
MonoRedMage 1

.::Note of the Day::.

Would anyone be interested in hosting this contest next month?

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
a Vehicle that resembles a famous creature card

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Amphibious Aethercraft 1gu
Artifact - Vehicle (R)
Whenever Amphibious Aethercraft attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Crew 3
{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile three other artifact and/or creature cards from your graveyard: Return Amphibious Aethercraft from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
"Being fast has never been this comfortable."
6/6

IIW: justifiable non-blue non-colorless counterspell

Votes: slimytrout, Venedrex

Spellcaster Truck 1U
Artifact - Vehicle (Mythic)
Whenever you crew Spellcaster Truck, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback. Its flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Crew 1
2/1

IIW: White draws a lot of cards.

Votes: venedrex, bravelion

Souleater Dreadnought 1

Artifact - Vehicle Rare

Trample, crew 12

Whenever you crew ~, sacrifice each creature tapped this way at the beginning of the next end step.

12/12

IIW: card advantage instant with opponent input, a la Fact or Fiction

Votes: slimytrout, Venedrex

Metalgoyf 1G
Artifact — Vehicle (R)
Metalgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Crew 2
*/*+1

bravelion83, Venedrex

Hellride 2RR
Artifact - Vehicle (R)
Haste
Whenever a creature you control attacks or crews a Vehicle, Hellride deals 1 damage to target player.
Crew 2
Gets great traction on all varieties of intentions!
3/3

IIW: More Forgotten Realms legends

Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

Massacre Engine
Artifact — Vehicle (R)
When Massacre Engine enters the battlefield, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies that player loses 2 life.
, Sacrifice Massacre Engine: Creatures your opponents control get -3/-3 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if Massacre Engine is a creature.
Crew 6
6/5

IIW: Mono-colored Ultimatums

bravelion83 netn10

Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

[dyd]

Votes: TheAmericanSpirit, bravelion83

Lazav's Coup uuubbb
Sorcery
Gain control of target legendary or multicolored creature. Its name becomes Lazav's Duplicate, it becomes legendary in addition to its other types, and it gains ward 5.
Destroy each other creature that's legendary and/or multicolored.

IIW: counter counter

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Ghor-Clan Warrior 2{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}
Creature — Human Warrior (R)
Haste
At the beginning of your end step, if Ghor-Clan Warrior attacked this turn, you may have it fight target creature you don't control.
"No use in having two arms if you don't use them both to do a double punch!"
4/3

IIW: light

[netn10]

Votes: Venedrex, slimytrout

Cult Charm
Instant (Common)
Choose one —
• Target opponent loses 1 life.
• Target creature gains menace until end of turn.
• Target creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

IIW: Two mechanics never seen before on the same card.

[JovialJovian]

votes: bravelion83, TheAmericanSpirit

High Theocrat Teysa Karlov 2WUB
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (M)
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player mills a card for each -1/-1 counter on that creature.
Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
With the Azorius leadership in disarray and her connections with House Dimir, little stood in the way of Teysa's consolidation of political power.
3/4

IIW: Overload

[slimytrout]

bravelion83, netn10 (missing an "until EOT" though)

Not exactly sure what makes one card more hypothetical than another...

Tomik, Corrupt Advokist 2WB
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (R)
At the beginning of each upkeep, choose one:
• Spells cost 1 more to cast this turn.
• Spells cost 1 less to cast this turn.
3/3

IIW: Mana costs that have never been done before

[Venedrex]

Votes: bravelion83, slimytrout

Golgari Rot Farmer
Creature — Insect Peasant (U)
Whenever another creature you control dies, you may pay . If you do, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
3/3

IIW: Putting new mechanics in old factions.

[kwanyeegor-ii]

netn10 slimytrout

[void_nothing]

Votes: TheAmericanSpirit, slimytrout