The Alphabetical Card Game
- OneAndOnly
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Ulka was going for a "E"lephbat, then put another word in front for flavor. I've done the same thing multiple times.
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Gorgonzola Elemental --
Creature - Elemental
Gorgonzola Elemental enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Gorgonzola Elemental enters the battlefield, distribute X cheese counters amongst any number of permanents. A permanent can't get more than one cheese counter this way.
Cheesy permanents can't attack, block, or target non-cheesy permanents with activated abilities.
0/0
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People seem to either really really like gorgonzola, or really really hate it.
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Gorgonzola Elemental --
Creature - Elemental
Gorgonzola Elemental enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Gorgonzola Elemental enters the battlefield, distribute X cheese counters amongst any number of permanents. A permanent can't get more than one cheese counter this way.
Cheesy permanents can't attack, block, or target non-cheesy permanents with activated abilities.
0/0
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People seem to either really really like gorgonzola, or really really hate it.
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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OneAndOnly wrote: ↑3 years agoUlka was going for a "E"lephbat, then put another word in front for flavor. I've done the same thing multiple times.
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Fixed it. It started as Electric Eelphbat and much like hyzbit I did not account for my wacky impulses when designing
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Haberdasher
Creature - Human Noble
Whenever Haberdasher deals combat damage, draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
"Fast fashion isn't just a trend anymore."
2/2
Creature - Human Noble
Whenever Haberdasher deals combat damage, draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
"Fast fashion isn't just a trend anymore."
2/2
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Ire of the Hungry
Sorcery
Each player draws a card. Create a blue and red 0/0 Elemental creature token with haste and put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of cards in target opponent's hand.
Disavow (While this spell is on the stack, you may pay its Disavow cost and transform it, then place it back on the stack. You may choose new targets for the transformed spell.)
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Ire of the Aloof
Sorcery
Create X red and black 2/1 Elemental creature tokens with haste, where X is twice the number of cards target opponent has discarded this turn.
Sorcery
Each player draws a card. Create a blue and red 0/0 Elemental creature token with haste and put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of cards in target opponent's hand.
Disavow (While this spell is on the stack, you may pay its Disavow cost and transform it, then place it back on the stack. You may choose new targets for the transformed spell.)
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Ire of the Aloof
Sorcery
Create X red and black 2/1 Elemental creature tokens with haste, where X is twice the number of cards target opponent has discarded this turn.
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- OneAndOnly
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Jaguar's-Paw Elite --
Creature - Cat Warrior
Flash
Dash or
When you pay Jaguar's-Paw Elite's dash cost, it gains first strike until end of turn.
3/1
Creature - Cat Warrior
Flash
Dash or
When you pay Jaguar's-Paw Elite's dash cost, it gains first strike until end of turn.
3/1
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Koskun Dragon
Creature - Dragon (R)
Flying, trample, haste
Monstrosity 3 (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Koskun Dragon becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.
5/5
Creature - Dragon (R)
Flying, trample, haste
Monstrosity 3 (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Koskun Dragon becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.
5/5
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Lucid Licid
Creature - Licid
, : Lucid Licid loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay to end this effect.
: Untap enchanted creature. X is the number of times you've played this ability this turn.
1/2
Creature - Licid
, : Lucid Licid loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay to end this effect.
: Untap enchanted creature. X is the number of times you've played this ability this turn.
1/2
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- OneAndOnly
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Muddled Thoughts --
Sorcery
Spells cast by target player this turn cost "Discard a card" more to cast.
Draw a card.
Sorcery
Spells cast by target player this turn cost "Discard a card" more to cast.
Draw a card.
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Nebular Rend
Instant (U)
Return target artifact or creature to its owner's hand.
Nebular Rend deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Instant (U)
Return target artifact or creature to its owner's hand.
Nebular Rend deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
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Pathrazer Elemental
Creature - Elemental Horror
Haste
Whenever Pathrazer Elemental enters the battlefield or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a land.
At the beginning of each players upkeep, they lose life equal to the number of nonbasic land cards in thier graveyard.
4/4
Creature - Elemental Horror
Haste
Whenever Pathrazer Elemental enters the battlefield or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a land.
At the beginning of each players upkeep, they lose life equal to the number of nonbasic land cards in thier graveyard.
4/4
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Questing Knight
Creature - Human Knight (U)
First strike,
When Questing Knight enters the battlefield, for each Saga you control, you may add or remove one lore counter from that Saga.
3/2
Creature - Human Knight (U)
First strike,
When Questing Knight enters the battlefield, for each Saga you control, you may add or remove one lore counter from that Saga.
3/2
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Scarred for Life --
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
Damage is dealt to creatures controlled by enchanted player in the form of -1/-1 counters.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
Damage is dealt to creatures controlled by enchanted player in the form of -1/-1 counters.
Thalassophobia
Sorcery
Draw a card, then each player discards a card. If there are five or more Island cards in your graveyard, you create a 5/5 blue and black Horror creature token with menace.
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Sorcery
Draw a card, then each player discards a card. If there are five or more Island cards in your graveyard, you create a 5/5 blue and black Horror creature token with menace.
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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Unbowed Ronin
Creature - Human Samurai (R)
Vigilance, Bushido 2 (When this blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
Unbowed Ronin becomes indestructible until end of turn. If Unbowed Ronin is untapped, tap it.
"Masterless, not honorless."
2/2
Creature - Human Samurai (R)
Vigilance, Bushido 2 (When this blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
Unbowed Ronin becomes indestructible until end of turn. If Unbowed Ronin is untapped, tap it.
"Masterless, not honorless."
2/2
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Visceral Reaction
Instant
Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures its controller controls.
The paladin looked around at his comrades, and began to feel his stomach turn. Why did their stares burn like they did?
Instant
Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures its controller controls.
The paladin looked around at his comrades, and began to feel his stomach turn. Why did their stares burn like they did?
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Withering Palm --
Instant
Redirect all damage a source of your choice would deal to target creature you control to any other target. That source gains wither and lifelink until end of turn.
Instant
Redirect all damage a source of your choice would deal to target creature you control to any other target. That source gains wither and lifelink until end of turn.
Xathrid Dreadmaw
Creature - Dinosaur
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Xathrid Dreadmaw.
6/6
Creature - Dinosaur
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Xathrid Dreadmaw.
6/6
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Yawning Phantasm --
Creature - Illusion
Shroud, trample
Yawning Phantasm enters the battlefield tapped, and doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever a creature dies, untap Yawning Phantasm.
5/5
Creature - Illusion
Shroud, trample
Yawning Phantasm enters the battlefield tapped, and doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever a creature dies, untap Yawning Phantasm.
5/5
Zuran Sorbet
Snow Artifact - Food
Sacrifice a land: Counter target spell unless its controller pays . Play this ability only if Zuran Sorbet is in your graveyard, and only if it entered your graveyard this turn from the battlefield. If the land you sacrificed wasn't snow, exile Zuran Sorbet.
, , Sacrifice Zuran Sorbet: Gain 3 life.
Snow Artifact - Food
Sacrifice a land: Counter target spell unless its controller pays . Play this ability only if Zuran Sorbet is in your graveyard, and only if it entered your graveyard this turn from the battlefield. If the land you sacrificed wasn't snow, exile Zuran Sorbet.
, , Sacrifice Zuran Sorbet: Gain 3 life.
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Krishnath Mechanical Dragon
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(It's artifacts now, correct?)
Adraxyca's Journal
Legendary Artifact - Tome (R)
Historic spells you cast cost less to cast.
Reveal the top card of your library. If it is a historic spell put it into your hand. Otherwise put it on the bottom of your library.
(Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
Adraxyca's Journal
Legendary Artifact - Tome (R)
Historic spells you cast cost less to cast.
Reveal the top card of your library. If it is a historic spell put it into your hand. Otherwise put it on the bottom of your library.
(Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
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Cat's Eye Diamond
Artifact
Sacrifice Cat's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Cat cards or activate abilities of Cats.
Artifact
Sacrifice Cat's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Cat cards or activate abilities of Cats.
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