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[avatarz]

Questing Trails RGW
Enchantment (R)
You may reveal the first card you draw each turn. Whenever you reveal a card this way, create a treasure token if it's a land card, a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token if it's a creature card and a clue token if it's a noncreature, nonland card.

IIW: a static, an activated and a triggered ability

[void_nothing]

Ah yes my favorite word

Territorialer

[Krishnath]

@Krishnath, you forgot an IIW.

Thanks. I keep forgetting that for some reason. It's fixed now.

[Mergatroid_Jones]

Weezing BRG
Pokemon- Poison (R)
Flying
When Weezing deals damage to a Pokemon, that Pokemon becomes poisoned. (Put a venom counter on it. As long as it remains poinsoned, at the beginning of its controller's upkeep, put a venom counter on it, and it deals damage equal to the number of venom counters on it to itself and to its controller. )
Sacrifice Weezing: Weezing deals 3 damage to each Pokemon and each player.
2/2

IIW: What's all the hubbub, bub?

[Ulka]

Arena Sponsor WUB
Creature - Human Advisor (R)
When Arena Sponsor enters the battlefield or another creature you control attacks, you may pay 2 life. If you do choose one:
[*] Target creature attacks on their controls next turn if able.
[*] Target player draws a card and if that player isn't you, they loses 1 life.
[*] Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
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0/2

IIW: Azras

[Cythare]

Revengevine BRG
Creature — Zombie Elemental (M)
Haste
Whenever you lose life, if you've lost 4 or more life this turn, return Revengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
4/4

IIW: A four-mana 3/2

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

Prevail over Temptation
Instant (R)
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. Permaments you control gain protection from exiled card. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
After first victory over urges many will follow.

IIW: The profession you hate the most as a card in Ravnica.

[Stapler]

Ria, Sage of Impermanence RWB
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman (R)
You may pay 0 rather than pay the mana cost for Aura spells you cast.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice an Aura.
"Bonds are temporary. Strength is fleeting. Power is corruptible."
4/2

IIW: a REALLY BIG punch

[void_nothing]

@NinjaCaterpie help

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

@NinjaCaterpie help

Ninjas' Help
Sorcery (R)
For each creature you control that dealt damage to opponent this turn, search target opponent's library for a card and exile it. For each Ninja that dealt damage to opponent this turn, you may cast any number of card's exiled this way. You may spend mana as if it was mana of any color to cast those cards.
When searching for information, hire professionals.

IIW: Card with a two-word name from random words generator.

[Megiddo]

dingo ate my judging

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

dingo ate my judging

Howling Paperbane
Creature - Dog Jackal Wolf (M)
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Howling Paperbane.
If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of their draw steps, instead Howling Paperbane fights with another target creature.
"Beware the Dingo frenzied by the smell of ink, for it will not care for bonds or itself."
-Dundaeae, hunter from Belowworld.

IIW: Three forms of water

[Flatline]

Delayed Judgment wub
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player taps an untapped creature they control. That creature doesn't untap as long as you control Delayed Judgment.
At the beginning of each players end step, if there are no untapped creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Delayed Judgement and destroy all creatures.
"Please wait in line while we review your case."


IIW: A black and white creature card that doesn't involve lifegain or your life total.

[Ulka]

Vehris, Nantuko Shinobi UBG
Legendary Creature - Insect Ninja
Commander Ninjutsu UBG (UBG, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand or the command zone tapped and attacking.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return a creature you control to your hand.
Whenever a creature is returned to a player's hand from the battlefield, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2

IIW: Make a card inspired by another Flamingo Member

[Togs]

Normal Merman 2u
Creature - Merfolk Werewolf (U)
Islandwalk
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Normal Merman.
2/3
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Scaly Wolfman
(RGU) Creature - Merfolk Werewolf (U)
Mountainwalk, Forestwalk, Islandwalk
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Scaly Wolfman.
4/5

IIW: Beebles

[NinjaCaterpie]

oh no no no no no

i was going to judge yesterday afternoon when it was at like 10 entries but i procrastinated and now it's gotten out of hand

[NinjaCaterpie]

In the interests of time, and because it's getting hard to tell fact from fiction, I'm only going to judge the first card each person posted.

Krishnath: Feels kinda artifacty. Maybe somewhat efficient?
Lorn Asbord Schutta: Too many cards. Names are weird.
spacemonaut: Boring vs Rhino. Single evoke nice.
Cythare: Spicy attack trigger. Clever dash cost.
chetoos: Some too strong. Some too long.
Mergatroid_Jones: Does nothing itself? Seems kinda disjointed.
lookingupanddown: Cost is dumb. Should limit ability?
Flatline: Pretty clean card. Represents Bant well.
OneAndOnly: Weird ability word. And why banding...
Cythare: 🤮🤮🤮. 🤮🤮🤮.
void_nothing: Like the flavour. Not blue enough?
Ulka: Looks pretty spicy. Trigger is interesting.
Sporegorger_Dragon: Random's not random. Some feel mono/duocolor.
Togs: Love keyword soup. Is it strong?
mellifluoresce: vomit_emoji vomit_emoji vomit_emoji. vomit_emoji vomit_emoji vomit_emoji.
avatarz: Funny funny tokens. Why's it Naya?
Stapler: Ooh, that's cool. Gets Johnny ticking.

If I missed anyone, let me know and I'll make sure to laugh at your misfortune

Winner: Flatline
Next: A black and white creature card that doesn't involve lifegain or your life total

[void_nothing]

Club Flamingo ☆ Just the Absolute Worst

[void_nothing]

Also Lorn did charms for these factions presumably to get me to react

[Megiddo]

Also Lorn did charms for these factions presumably to get me to react

the void_nothing extended universe

[chetoos]

Savai Panther 2WB
Creature - Cat Nightmare
Mutate 2(w/b)(w/b)
When this creature mutates, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then each creature you don't control gets -1/-1.
Its claws are made of shadows and terror, striking even when you think you're prepared for them.
3/4

[OneAndOnly]

"Weird ability. And why banding." ... mebbe look up what "Fraternite, Egalite, et Liberte" mean?
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Although, I did post notes about the card (in the completely wrong thread for it, but w/e.)
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Twilight Pilgrim -- WB
Creature - Human Cleric
When Twilight Pilgrim dies, create a 1/1 black Zombie creature token with deathtouch and a 1/1 white Spirit creature with flying.
"Dying is but the first step of your eternal journey." -- High Priestess Sulla
2/2
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IIW: Erasers

[Cythare]

Otarian Obliterator 1WB
Creature — Human Cleric (R)
Vigilance
When Otarian Obliterator dies, each other player sacrifices a nontoken, nonland permanent.
Retrace (You may play this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)
2/2

IIW: A two-mana 3/1

[Sporegorger_Dragon]

Mortifying Thrull
3wb
Creature - Thrull (U)
Flying
When Mortifying Thrull enters the battlefield, destroy target creature or enchantment.
2/2


IIW: Green Plant creature token with 0 power.

[Ulka]

Oathbound Skeleton WB
Creature - Skeleton (U)
Whenever Oathbound Skeleton enters the battlefield, draw a card if you control another creature with power 2 or less.
Exile a creature with power 2 or less from your graveyard: Return Oathbound Skeleton to the battlefield tapped. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
1/1

IIW: Skeletons