New Challenge Every Day - January 4th: Mill

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Mill

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

JovialJovian 7 (+2)
dyd 6 (+3)
slimytrout 6 (+1)
void_nothing 5 (+4)
Ink-Treader 4 (+4)
netn10 4 (+1)
Riria 2 (+0)
OneAndOnly 2 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 1
Pygyzy 1 (+1)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
A card named Broken Promise

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing
JJ: This is actually a custom card I printed out and playtested with IRL out of curiosity. I will have to agree with you on power level after testing, but not for the reasons you might think: it was actually extremely hard to combo out the 9 counters for the alternate win condition, but getting to 3 counters for the extra body was too *easy*. It essentially ended up being too good... of a midrange creature.

Broken Promise UU
Instant (R)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3. If that player could've paid but didn't, gain control of that spell instead of countering it. ("Could've paid but didn't" doesn't account for hidden mana abilities, like the mana abilities of cards in that player's hand or face down on the battlefield.)
Is it really betrayal when they change their minds before recruitment is even finished?

IIW: Glass globe

Vote: dyd, void_nothing

Broken Promise 1BR
Enchantment (U)
At the beginning of each player's combat phase, that player chooses a creature they control that can attack. Until end of turn, that creatures attacks if able and has "When this creature dies, it's controller discards a card and loses 2 life."
'I'll make it back alive' is a cruel promise.

IIW: "choose"

Votes: OneAndOnly, Ink-Treader

Broken Promise BBB
Enchantment (Mythic)
Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield under your control, draw three cards.
Whenever a Demon you control dies, you lose the game.

IIW: White Vehicle.

Votes: Ink-Treader, JovialJovian

Broken Promise 1u
Enchantment
When Broken Promise enters the battlefield, look at the top card of each player's library, then secretly choose a nonland card name.
When a player casts a spell with the chosen name, you may reveal your choice and sacrifice Broken Promise. If you do, each opponent of that player draws two cards.

IIW: bed

Votes: OneAndOnly, slimytrout

dyd, void_nothing

Broken 4G
Instant (U)
Destroy target noncreature permanent.
Fuse
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Promise WU
Instant (U)
Return to the battlefield under your control a noncreature permanent card in a graveyard that was put there this turn.
Fuse

IIW: The Dreaming

Votes: Ink-Treader, Pygyzy
Tip of the hat to JovialJovian for inverting Innistrad werewolfs.
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Broken Promise -- 3BBB
Enchantment
Whenever another player would lose the game, exile Broken Promise. If you do, that player shuffles their hand, graveyard, and exiled cards into their library, draws seven cards and their life total becomes 20 instead, and you control that player's turns.
"I promised to kill you one day. I meant to say, I promise to kill you every day."
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IIW: Fallen Empires tribes

votes: dyd, Ink-Treader

Broken Promise 1WU
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant opponent
When enchanted player casts a spell, sacrifice Broken Promise. When you do, draw three cards and you gain 6 life.
Whenever you cast a spell, enchanted player may draw a card and gain 3 life.

IIW: Professional wrestling

netn10 void_nothing

[JovialJovian]

votes: slimytrout, Ink-Treader

Flour Mill 2
Artifact - Fortification (U)
Fortified land has "T: Target player mills three cards. When one or more land cards are put into a graveyard this way, create a Food token."
Fortify 2

IIW: Really big shoes

[dyd]

Votes: JovialJovian, Ink-Treader

Dreamstone Curio 0
Artifact
Dreamstone Curio doesn't untap during your untap step.
3, t: Each player mills two cards, then you may return to your hand a card you milled this way that has an even converted mana cost. (Zero is even.)
3, q: Each player mills two cards, then you may return to your hand a card you milled this way that has an odd converted mana cost.

IIW: memes

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: Riria, slimytrout

Wheat from Chaff - BB
Sorcery
Target player mills six cards, then exiles each non-creature card milled this way.

IIW: Token artifacts that aren't Treasure or Food

[Riria]

Votes: slimytrout, OneAndOnly

Neural Mining GU
Enchantment (R)
Whenever you play a land card, mill cards until you mill a land card. You may sacrifice a land. If you do, put the milled land card onto the battlefield.

IIW: Giant cleric

[netn10]

Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian

By The Third 3BBB
Sorcery (Rare)
Target player loses third of their life total, then mills third of their library, both rounded up, then that player gets four poison counters.
A curse that leaves some desire for more.

IIW: Two guilds working together

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: Riria, OneAndOnly

Milling About U
Enchantment (U)
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player mills a card for each untapped creature they control.
Idle hands find trouble.

IIW: Exile

[slimytrout]

dyd, Ink-Treader

Riverside Mill
Land (U)
T: Add U.
Riverside Mill enters the battlefield tapped unless an opponent has seven or more cards in their graveyard.
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.

IIW: Liquids other than water

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Greater Narcomoeba 2UU
Creature - Illusion Mutant (R)
Flying
Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, Greater Narcomoeba gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each card put into your graveyard in this way.
U, Discard Greater Narcomoeba: Target player mills three cards.
3/3

IIW: Cards supporting a Voltron-type strategy

[kwanyeegor-ii]

ink-treader slimytrout