Muffin button 3
Artifact
[Sym=1][sym=t]: create a food token.
At the beginning of each end step, if you sacrificed five or more foods this turn, look at target opponents hand. Then, if you sacrificed 10 or more foods this turn, put an indestructible counter on target creature.
"Also, I can read ...

ok

Oko is a faerie because his son is a faerie

Oko, fast hand 2GU
Legendary Planeswalker - Oko
Quickdraw (Players can't cast spells or activate abilities without quickdraw while a quickdraw spell or ability is resolving)
+1 - Up to one target creature or artifact becomes a 3/3 creature without ...

happy new year to those who celebrate

Bretagard Ski Lodge
Snow Land
[sym=t]: add [sym=c]
2s : Target creature with power 2 or less gains snow landwalk until end of turn. If a player other than Bretagard Ski Lodge's controller activates this ability, its controller creates a treasure token. Any player may activate this ability, but ...

still me

i'll judge … tonight!

by 2030 they'll have to replace Snow with Cold Rain

The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse
Plane — Equilor
If you would planeswalk away from The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse, gain 3 life instead. (You remain here.)
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[sym=chaos] Whenever chaos ensues, ignore all abilities of The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse until ...

merry christmas!
I expect little movement until the new year.

I may throw a planechase card in there soon… though I left my laptop at home and this is a lot worse on mobile for me.

i've been conceptulating an "ajani and comet" though I may at some point remember that these cards are meant to be unlikely alliances of creatures from the same plane and start over.

Frostmourne, lich king's runeblade 3UB
Legendary Snow Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0, has undying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature and put a stun counter on it.", and is a zombie in addition to their other types.
Whenever ...

I will judge tomorrow morning!

Wilkins, Capricious Campaigner 2R
Legendary Creature — Muppet {U}
Haste
R, T , Sacrifice another creature: Wilkins, Capricious Campaigner deals 2 damage to any target. If the sacrificed creature was a Muppet, create a Treasure token and untap Wilkins.
Partner with Wontkins, Dull Denier
2/2 ...

it does seem a lot slower these days.

Oscar the Grouch 3BG
Legendary Creature — Muppet {R}
Escape— BBGG , Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
Oscar the Grouch escapes with "Oscar the Grouch's power is equal to the total power of cards exiled with Oscar the Grouch and its toughness is equal to their total toughness."
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IIW ...

Murder 1BB
Instant {C}
Destroy target creature.
"What, you egg!"

been quiet it looks like...

Incendiary Inspector 2BB
Creature — Dragon Detective {R}
Flying
When Incendiary Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
The first time you sacrifice a Clue during each of your turns, put up to one target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library ...

like last year, if you're at PAX UNPLUGGED this weekend, lmk. I'll be trying to actually play some Magic this weekend.

I'll edit an entry in here later today.

I had a vision of a dinosaur pilot from some other plane that has acquired a humanoid Kamigawan mech and taken it to Ixalan to beat up on the Sun Empire for the grave insult of riding on his kin (sort of like how I imagine the Nacatl would view the Leotau mounts in Bant). Haven't gotten a card idea ...

I'm just sitting here so I'll do this now.


Larry, Squirrel Salary-man GW
Art: Larry , from pokemon scarlet and violet, but as a squirrel
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Citizen
Exalted
Whenever a creature you control with flying attacks alone, create a treasure token.
1/1

IIW: In addition to ...

space jam secret lair incoming

tomorrow i will judge

Cachehoarder Squirrel 2GG
Creature — Squirrel {U}
Whenever a creature you control explores a land card, you get [sym=acorn].
Whenever Cachehoarder Squirrel attacks, you may pay [sym=acorn][sym=acorn]. If you do, put up to one target card from your graveyard on top of your library.
"We're still ...

maybe 👀