New Challenge Every Day - February 8th: Desserts or deserts

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Desserts or deserts

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 13 (+2)
void_nothing 11 (+1)
kwanyeegor-ii 9 (+2)
JovialJovian 7 (+3)
Avacyn Believer 4
Levin 3 (+0)

.::Note of the Day::.

Trying to get tomorrow's thread up a little earlier than this one.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Islandwalk

vote: void_nothing, kwanyeegor-ii

The Black Pearl 5
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle (R)
First strike, islandwalk
Whenever a Zombie or Pirate crews The Black Pearl, you may exile that creature until The Black Pearl leaves the battlefield.
When The Black Pearl deals combat damage to a player, return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield tapped and attacking that player.
Crew 4
3/7

IIW: Onions

Votes: netn10, JovialJovian

River-Long Anaconda 5GG
Creature - Snake Leviathan (R)
Flash
Islandwalk
If you or River-Long Anaconda would be dealt an amount of damage less than or equal to the number of basic lands you control, prevent that damage. (Combat damage is dealt simultaneously.)
7/4

IIW: Angel or Demon plus another creature type

Votes: JoviaJovian, kwanyeegor-ii

Bane of the Jades 2G
Creature - Dryad (Rare)
Islandwalk
Whenever Bane of the Jades attacks, search your library for an Island card, put it onto the battlefield under target player's control, then shuffle.
The merfolk of Ixalan are tasked with protecting a relic long forgotten, but the dryads remember, and they don't take insolence kindly, especially from supposed partners.
3/2

IIW: Ixalan but interesting.

netn10 jovialjovian

Dragonboat Heroes 1RW
Creature - Human Barbarian (Rare)
Islandwalk, vigilance
R: Dragonboat Heroes gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
W: Dragonboat Heroes phases out.
RW: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to Dragonboat Heroes.
2/2

iiw ogres

[netn10]

Votes: JoviaJovian, kwanyeegor-ii

A Literal Pie π
Artifact - Food (Un-Uncommon)
(Yes, this card is a pie that cost π.)
2, Sacrifice A Literal Pie: You have five seconds to recite the delimiter of π from memory. Then, you gain 3 life for each correct digit.
"I thought about adding 'eat a literal pie' to the activation cost, but I'm not a monster."
- Oko, to You

IIW: Hybrid Cleave

[JovialJovian]

vote: netn10, void_nothing

Cactus Garden
Artifact Land - Food Desert (C)
Cactus Garden enters the battlefield tapped unless you gained life this turn.
T: Add G.
2, T, Sacrifice Cactus Garden: You gain 3 life.

IIW: Common lands

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, kwanyeegor-ii

Sherbetspawn 3
Artifact Creature - Food Illusion (U)
Ward 2
2, T, Sacrifice Sherbetspawn: You gain 3 life. If G was spent to activate this ability, create a tapped 2/2 green Bear creature token.
2, T, Sacrifice Sherbetspawn: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If U was spent to activate this ability, scry 3.
3/1

IIW: Snow or fire

[Levin]

void, jovian
CARDNAME
Land - Desert
: Add .
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a sand counter on target land. It becomes a Desert with ": Add " and loses all other abilities.
2: Remove a sand counter from target land you control. Any player may activate this ability, but only as a sorcery.
3c, : Put a sand counter on target land. Activate only as a sorcery.
4cc, : Each player sacrifices a Desert.
IIW: Legendaries matter