New Challenge Every Day - February 9th: Onions

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Onions

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 15 (+2)
void_nothing 13 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 11 (+2)
JovialJovian 9 (+2)
Avacyn Believer 4
Levin 3

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Desserts or deserts

Votes: JoviaJovian, kwanyeegor-ii

A Literal Pie π
Artifact - Food (Un-Uncommon)
(Yes, this card is a pie that cost π.)
2, Sacrifice A Literal Pie: You have five seconds to recite the delimiter of π from memory. Then, you gain 3 life for each correct digit.
"I thought about adding 'eat a literal pie' to the activation cost, but I'm not a monster."
- Oko, to You

IIW: Hybrid Cleave

vote: netn10, void_nothing

Cactus Garden
Artifact Land - Food Desert (C)
Cactus Garden enters the battlefield tapped unless you gained life this turn.
T: Add G.
2, T, Sacrifice Cactus Garden: You gain 3 life.

IIW: Common lands

Votes: netn10, kwanyeegor-ii

Sherbetspawn 3
Artifact Creature - Food Illusion (U)
Ward 2
2, T, Sacrifice Sherbetspawn: You gain 3 life. If G was spent to activate this ability, create a tapped 2/2 green Bear creature token.
2, T, Sacrifice Sherbetspawn: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If U was spent to activate this ability, scry 3.
3/1

IIW: Snow or fire

void, jovian
CARDNAME
Land - Desert
: Add .
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a sand counter on target land. It becomes a Desert with ": Add " and loses all other abilities.
2: Remove a sand counter from target land you control. Any player may activate this ability, but only as a sorcery.
3c, : Put a sand counter on target land. Activate only as a sorcery.
4cc, : Each player sacrifices a Desert.
IIW: Legendaries matter

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, Levin

Allium Medicine W
Enchantment (U)
When Allium Medicine enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, target permanent you control gains indestructible until end of turn.

IIW: Partner with

[netn10]

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Sir Peal-A-Lot 1G
Legendary Creature - Plant Knight (Rare)
Sir Peal-A-Lot enters the battlefield with seven shield counters.
Though his enemies may chop him down, Sir Peal-A-Lot will always stand tall and make them cry for mercy.
2/2

IIW: Punny name

[JovialJovian]

vote: void_nothing, netn10

Onions of Paradise B
Artifact - Food (R)
As long as Onions of Paradise is tapped, whenever you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
T: Add one mana of any color, you lose 1 life.
2, T, Sacrifice Onions of Paradise: You gain 3 life.
Flavorful, but probably best not eaten by themselves.

IIW: Giant tribal