The DCC - September 4th, 2022

[bravelion83]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

---

How To Play

---

How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

---

Rules

---

• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

---

Notes of the Day

---

---

DCC Scoreboard

---

emily 10 (+6)
bravelion83 7 (+3)
netn10 4 (+3)
Rithaniel 3 (+3)
marioguy3 6 (+2)
RattingRots 4 (+2)
OneAndOnly 3 (+1)
Surging Chaos 2 (+1)
void_nothing 3 (+1)
CunningGabe 1
kwanyeegor-ii 1
MonoRedMage 1

---

Votes: netn10, Rithaniel

Bug Chef 2R
Creature - Goblin Peasant (U)
G, Sacrifice an Insect: Target Goblin gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Next on the menu: clickslither soufflé.
1/4

Votes: Rithaniel, void_nothing

Tibor's Legacy
Enchantment — Saga (Rare)
I: Creatures you control gain flying until Tibor's Legacy leaves the battlefield
II: Whenever a creature you control with flying deals combat damage to a player this turn, draw a card.
III: Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature with flying, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Votes: marioguy3, OneAndOnly

Vedalken Power-Sapper 2U
Creature - Vedalken Wizard
Whenever Vedalken Power-Sapper deals combat damage to an opponent, recharge target artifact you control. (Untap it or put a charge counter on it.)
1/3

Votes: bravelion83. RattingRots
.
The Old One-Two -- 1R
Instant
Pugilism -- If you control a creature with haste, first strike, or doublestrike, The Old One-Two costs 1 less to cast.
The Old One-Two deals one damage to any target. At the beginning of the next end step, The Old One-Two deals two damage to the same target.

Votes: emily, RattingRots

Contained Geist U
Creature - Spirit (Rare)
Flying, vigilance
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to and by Contained Geist.
W: Contained Geist loses all abilities until end of turn.
2/2

marioguy3, emily

Set Phasers To... 1W
Instant (R)
Draw a card
Choose one --
-Until end of turn, equipped creatures you control gain "T: Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it."
-Until end of turn, equipped creatures you control gain "3, T: Exile target creature."

Votes: emily, Rithaniel

HM: marioguy3 - I would have voted for your card if it made Servos instead of Myr. Why does Saheeli make Myr in flavor? Too bad because I really like the design.

Wizard's Replication 2UR
Sorcery (R)
Convoke
When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. If that spell has mana value equal to or less than the number of untapped creatures you control as you cast that spell, copy that spell an additional time. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Forecast — 1{U/R}, Reveal Wizard's Replication from your hand: Create a 1/1 blue and red Wizard creature token. (Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Arktowalla, Rejected Experiment GU
Legendary Creature - Bear Lizard Mutant (M)
Whenever a creature you control fights, the creature it's fighting gets -2/-0 and loses all abilities until end of turn. (This happens before the fight starts.)
1GU: Arktowalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn and fights up to one target creature you don't control. Activate only once each turn.
You're not punching your way out of this one.
2/2

Votes: Surging Chaos, emily

Rabid Strength
Sorcery U
Up to three target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
"Sometimes, you need to be calm and collected. Other times, it is better to be the exact opposite."
—Yushak, the Heretic

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Disciple of the Elements 1W
Creature — Cat Monk (C)
2: Disciple of the Elements gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You can't spend white or colorless mana this way.
2/2

[marioguy3]

Votes: RattingRots, netn10

Melek the Relentless
Legendary Creature - Weird Zombie Wizard (Rare)
When Melek the Relentless enters the battlefield, mill four cards.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may exile an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. If you do, target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains haste until end of turn.
: You may cast an instant or sorcery spell exiled by Melek without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead face down.
2/4

[void_nothing]

Votes: CunningGabe, Surging Chaos

Too many good entries today.

Zolgat, Urza's Colossus 7
Legendary Artifact Creature - Assembly-Worker Golem (U)
Karn shuddered at the idea. The same man built not only the silver golem, but this - thing - a machine that should have been suited for building but used only for war.
10/10

[Surging Chaos]

Votes: netn10, CunningGabe

Abandoned Temple
Land (R)
When Abandoned Temple enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. They scry 1.
T: Add R or G.

[netn10]

Votes: RattingRotes, Rithaniel

Artificial Neuronical Network 3
Legendary Artifact (Rare)
Artificial Neuronical Network has all activated and triggered abilities of creatures you control.
"At first, it observed. Then, it started mimicking. Contain it out of reach of mankind, for we do not want to see the next step."
- Tamiyo, to Tameshi

[CunningGabe]

Votes: void_nothing, emily

Silverfist Ape 3GG
Artifact Creature - Ape (U)
Trample
Silverfist Ape enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters if at least three colorless mana was spent to cast it.
4/4

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: RattingRots, netn10
.
Old-Fashioned Uppercut -- 2R
Instant
Pugilism - This spell costs 1 less if you control a creature with haste, first strike or doublestrike.
Old-Fashioned Uppercut deals two damage to target creature. Tap it, then put a stun counter on it.

[RattingRots]

CunningGabe, emily

Outland Wrangler 2W
Creature - Human Cowboy (U)
W, T: Tap target creature.
T: Put a stun counter on target tapped creature.
1/3

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, Rithaniel

HM: netn10, emily

Harp of Inspiration 2GU
Artifact (R)
Untap Harp of Inspiration during each other player's untap step.
1, T, Pay 2 life: Scry 1.
Inspired — Whenever Harp of Inspiration becomes untapped, if you control an untapped creature, you may draw a card.
"The sweet notes of inspiration can strike you at the most unexpected moment."
—Matepheos, Muse of melody

[emily]

Votes: OneAndOnly (formatting is a little off but sweet idea regardless), Surging Chaos

Drown in Flames 1R
Sorcery (U)
Drown in Flames deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Excess damage is dealt to you instead.
"Believe me, this will hurt me more than it'll hurt you."

[Rithaniel]

Votes: marioguy3, OneAndOnly

Ritual of Slaughter
Sorcery R
Target player sacrifices two or more creatures and/or planeswalkers. That player draws cards equal to the number of permanents sacrificed this way and gains life equal to the total mana value of those permanents.
"No matter where you are in the world, blood still flows."
—Kxuigain, Magi of the North

[MonoRedMage]

Votes - marioguy3, RattingRots

Crystalburn Elemental 1R
Creature - Elemental {C}
C, T: Exile target artifact that entered the battlefield this turn.
2/2