New Challenge Every Day - August 30th: Riffs on splice

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Riffs on splice

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 62 (+3)
CunningGabe 61 (+3)
JovialJovian 60
void_nothing 52 (+2)
TheAmericanSpirit 41
OneAndOnly 22 (+0)
kwanyeegor-ii 13
RattingRots 12
haywire 9
Legend 3
MonoRedMage 2
duducrash 0

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Muraganda

Votes: void_nothing, CunningGabe

Tahu-Tahu Catalyst 2R
Creature - Cat Devil Shaman (Common)
Simplicity 2 (You may have this creature enters the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counter on it. If you do, it loses all abilities.)
Whenever a creature you control without abilities dies, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
1/1

IIW:

votes: netn10, CunningGabe

Scarwitch Coven BGW
Creature - Naga Shaman (R)
Whenever a creature you control with no counters on it dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. If you do, put your choice of a deathtouch counter, a defender counter, a vigilance counter, or a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
4/2

IIW: A Flavor Text character that never got a card.

Votes: netn10, CunningGabe

Petroglyph Watcher 2G
Creature - Elemental Spirit (R)
1G, T: Create a tapped token that's a copy of Petroglyph Watcher. Petroglyph Watcher loses this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.
3/3

IIW: Cards missing from Legends Retold

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Jungle Raptor 2G
Creature - Dinosaur (U)
Basic Landfall -- Whenever a basic land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jungle Raptor. Then you may have it fight target creature you don't control.
1/2

IIW: MTG Arena cards with digital-only abilities

[netn10]

Votes: void_nothing, JovialJovian

Cyberstatic Lore-Console 1U
Artifact (Rare)
Splice onto Planeswalker 2U. Planeswalkers spliced this way enters the battlefield with a Cyberstatic Lore-Console counter on them.
T: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{+1}: Draw a card.

IIW: New ward cost, blue vigilance or black destroy enchantments.

[void_nothing]

Votes: JovialJovian, CunningGabe

Light of Paradise 2G
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Overweave 1G (You may cast this spell as though it had flash targeting a permanent spell for 1G. It enchants that spell and enters the battlefield enchanting the permanent the spell becomes.)
Enchant permanent
Enchanted spell can't be countered.
Enchanted permanent has hexproof and "T: Add one mana of any color."

IIW: Land sacrifice

[JovialJovian]

votes: void_nothing, CunningGabe

Tangle Husk 1GG
Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Spider Skeleton
This creature enters the battlefield with a reach counter on it.
Splice onto creature G (As you cast a creature spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)
2/4

IIW: Strange

[CunningGabe]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Knock Down R
Instant (U)
Knock Down deals 3 damage to target creature with flying.
// Split //
Lift Up
Instant
Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Splice onto Instant or Sorcery 1U

IIW: -1/-1 counters

[kwanyeegor-ii]

netn10 jovialjovian

Immortal Beam R
Sorcery (Rare)
Immortal Beam deals 1 damage to any target.
Splice onto Arcane - R, Pay 1 life.
You may splice Immortal Beam onto spells while Immortal Beam is into your graveyard by paying R and 1 life more.

iiw interesting vanilla or french vanilla creatures

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing
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Brain // Drain -- 1BB
Instant - Incantation
Augment Incantation (Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target Incantation.)
Target player discards a card. // Target player loses two life.
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If I Win: The blues (music, not MTG!)