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[void_nothing]

So that's the end!

[OneAndOnly]

You're going to keep making custom cards, aren't you? (he says, with a smile in the corner of his mouth)

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So that's the end!

You're going to keep making custom cards, aren't you? (he says, with a smile in the corner of his mouth)

That's the moment the protagonist points out the critical detail everyone else seems to have overlooked: This started 2023-04-17; there have been events since then, and creature types, unaccounted for.

Or since this is going to reference Doctor Who: "This may be the end, but you forgot one thing: We've got a time machine!"

Welcome to the clean up! : )

(Either way, I'm not planning to stop anytime soon.)

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Card of the Day 2024-01-23 >>

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Cyber Invasion {2}{U/B}{U/B}
Tribal Sorcery — Cyberman (C)
Put the top two cards of target player's library onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-24 >>

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Seek, Locate, Destroy! {U}{B}{R}
Tribal Sorcery — Dalek (U)
Escalate {2} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or more —
• Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Reveal a card from your hand. Destroy target permanent if it shares a card type with the revealed card.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-25 >>

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Trip of a Lifetime {2}{G}{G}
Tribal Sorcery — Time Lord (U)
Search your library for two cards with different names, where each of them is a basic land card or a card with doctor's companion. Reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
"You're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm."
—The Ninth Doctor

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Card of the Day 2024-01-24 >>

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Seek, Locate, Destroy! {U}{B}{R}
Tribal Sorcery — Dalek (U)
Escalate {2} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or more —
• Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Reveal a card from your hand. Destroy target permanent if it shares a card type with the revealed card.

Read the whole text to myself in a Dalek voice.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-26 >>

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Reveal the Culprit {1}{U}
Tribal Sorcery — Detective (U)
Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature card from it. If you do, that player draws a card, then puts the chosen card either on the bottom of their library or into their library third from the top.
Draw a card.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-27 >>

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Triumphant Triage {4}{W}{U}{B}
Tribal Sorcery — Doctor (R)
Target creature's controller sacrifices it.
Create a token that's a copy of another target creature.
When a third target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield under your control.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-28 >>

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Study Biology {G}{U}
Tribal Sorcery — Scientist (U)
Mill two cards. If you control a creature or milled a creature card this way, draw two cards. Otherwise, mill two more cards, then surveil 2.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-29 >>

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Friend of All {2}{G}
Tribal Enchantment — Capybara (U)
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you gain 3 life.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-30 >>

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Live with the Llamads {2}{G}
Tribal Sorcery — Llama (C)
For each creature you control of a different creature type, you gain 1 life. Create a Food token.
Draw a card.

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Ending the month with the final eternal creature type not yet covered. I'm going to follow this up with another small cleanup. This will have about as many endings as LotR. : )

Farewell tribal! I'll try to get used to kindred now.

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Card of the Day 2024-01-31 >>

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Slow Pace {2}{U}{U}
Tribal Enchantment — Snail (R)
If you would draw a card except during your end step, skip that draw instead. If you do, draw a card at the beginning of your next end step.
Permanents you control enter the battlefield tapped.
{7}: Draw three cards, then discard a card.

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It's power and toughness!

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Card of the Day 2024-02-01 >>

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Ultramarines Chapter Master {W}{U}{B}
Creature — Astartes Warrior (U)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each ~ and another creature you control. If you control no other creature, you lose 1 life and draw a card.
3/3

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Card of the Day 2024-02-02 >>

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Shard of the Deceiver {3}{B}{B}{B}
Creature — C'tan (R)
Flying
Grand Illusion — Whenever ~ attacks, look at the defending player's hand and the top card of their library. Exile up to two of those cards. If you exile a card from that player's hand this way, they draws a card.
6/6

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Card of the Day 2024-02-03 >>

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Machine Champion {2}{W}{W}{W}
Artifact Creature — Custodes Phyrexian (R)
Flying
Grand Illusion — Whenever ~ attacks, look at the defending player's hand and the top card of their library. Exile up to two of those cards. If you exile a card from that player's hand this way, they draws a card.
6/6

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Card of the Day 2024-02-04 >>

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Apprentek {1}{B}
Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard (C)
{B}, Sacrifice ~: Return target artifact creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
2/2

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Card of the Day 2024-02-05 >>

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Prime Archon of Strife {4}{W}{W}{W}
Creature — Archon Primarch (R)
Flying, double strike
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
3/6

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Card of the Day 2024-02-06 >>

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Termagant Spiker {1}{R/G}
Creature — Tyranid (C)
Reach
Hive Mind — Other Tyranids you control have reach.
1/3

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Card of the Day 2024-02-07 >>

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Hidden Parasite {2}{B}{B}
Creature — Alien Horror (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent sacrifices a creature. If ~ was cast from exile, instead they sacrifice a creature with the greatest power among creatures they control.
Xenomorph {3}{B}{B}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. If it dies face-down, exile it. You may cast it later from exile for its morph cost.)
2/2

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Card of the Day 2024-02-08 >>

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Blow-Up Baloth {2}{R}{G}
Artifact Creature — Balloon Beast (U)
{2}{R}, Sacrifice ~: It deals damage equal to its power to target battle, creature or planeswalker.
{2}{G}: ~ gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
4/4

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Card of the Day 2024-02-09 >>

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Child in Need {R/W}
Creature — Kithkin Child (U)
Echo – Sacrifice a noncreature token. (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When you pay ~'s echo cost, draw a card.
When ~ dies, create a Blood token.
1/1

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Card of the Day 2024-02-10 >>

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The Butcher Clowns {2}{B}{R}
Legendary Creature — Faerie Zombie Clown (R)
Haste, menace
When ~ enters the battlefield, target player reveals their hand. You may name a card from it. If you do, that player discards a card at random, then draws a card. Repeat this process until that player discards the named card.
4/2

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Card of the Day 2024-02-11 >>

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Cybus Employee {1}{U/B}
Creature — Human Employee (C)
When ~ dies, return it to the battlefield face down. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.
1/1

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Card of the Day 2024-02-12 >>

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Hellhole Gambler {3}{R}
Creature — Tiefling Gamer (U)
When ~ enters the battlefield, shuffle two cards from your hand into the top four cards of your library, then draw a card for each card shuffled in this way, then mill two cards, then surveil 2.
3/2

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Card of the Day 2024-02-13 >>

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Doomed Invitee {1}{B}
Creature — Human Guest (C)
When an Assassin enters the battlefield, sacrifice ~. If you do, create a Blood token and a Clue token.
{1}, Exile ~ from your graveyard: Choose one —
• Cloak target Assassin.
• Suspect target Assassin.
1/1