Spicy Praetors

[wildfire393]

Elesh Norn, the Singularity 3WW
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Lifelink
All other creatures and planeswalkers are named "Vassal of Phyrexia". (The Legend Rule applies to any two or more legendary permanents with the same name.)
The Legend Rule doesn't apply to permanents you control.
4/6

Jin Gitaxias, Hoarder of Creativity 4UU
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Ward {3}
If a permanent entering the battlefield would cause an ability you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Permanents entering the battlefield don't cause abilities your opponents control to trigger
5/4

Sheoldred, Cradle of Decay 4BB
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Deathtouch
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 2/2 black Phyrexian Zombie artifact creature tokens are created instead.
If one or more tokens would be created under an opponent's control, instead half as many of each type of token are created, rounded down.
6/6

Urabrask, Liberty's Echo 3RR
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
First Strike
If casting or copying a spell would cause an ability you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time
Casting or copying spells does not cause abilities your opponents control to trigger.
5/3

Vorinclex, Devourer or Hope 5GG
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Vorinclex can't be blocked by creatures with lower power.
Activated abilities of nonbasic lands your opponents control that aren't mana abilities and activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated.
Whenever you activate the ability of an artifact or land that isn't a mana ability, copy it.
7/7

[void_nothing]

Oh damn these ARE spicy. I particularly like the way Norn's abilities are implemented - the sheer flavor!

Jin and Urabrask are very similar and I think Urabrask's hosing ability is a lot narrower - not sure how to change that, however.

[wildfire393]

Oh damn these ARE spicy. I particularly like the way Norn's abilities are implemented - the sheer flavor!

Jin and Urabrask are very similar and I think Urabrask's hosing ability is a lot narrower - not sure how to change that, however.

Urabrask's hosing is definitely a little narrower, but it's an effect I've been hoping we'd see since Torpor Orb came out (and doubly so since getting Veyran and Harmonic Prodigy), and it's probably broader than you think. Bear in mind that it will turn off:
Monastery Mentor/Young Pyromancer type effects
Prowess and similar abilities including all Magecraft
Guttersnipe type effects
Chalice of the Void and other triggered-counter effects like Counterbalance
Storm, Cascade, Ripple, Demonstrate, Replicate, Commander storm (Skull Storm), and similar copying abilities.
Beast Whisperer and similar that trigger on casting a creature spell
Aetherflux Reservoir
Eldrazi cast triggers of all stripes
Non-Constellation Enchantress effects