New Challenge Every Day - February 27th: Something loud

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Something loud

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

dyd 54 (+2)
void_nothing 52 (+1)
netn10 40
Apellosine 34
JovialJovian 29 (+3)
Raptorchan 4
Dunadain 4
Legend 0

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Replacement effects

Votes: dyd (lol!), JovialJovian (Vehicles that crew vehicles is an obvious design space that I'm shocked WotC didn't explore)

Expanding Results 2GUR
Enchantment (Mythic)
If you would copy a permanent or a spell for the first time each turn, instead copy it twice.
The Simic and the Izzet agree: One good experiment deserves another.

IIW: Vehicle/s

Votes: JovialJovian, void_nothing

Meditating Gardener 3g
Creature - Naga Druid
If you would mill one or more cards, instead put that many cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. If you can't, mill that many cards and add that much colorless mana. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
1u, t: Each player mills three cards.
3/3

IIW: long journeys

Votes: dyd (is that a mfing gurren lagann reference), JovialJovian

Indulge in Power BB
Enchantment (R)
Flash
If you would gain life, instead create that many Clue tokens.
If you would put +1/+1 counters on a permanent you control, instead create that many Treasure tokens.
"I'm all for it - in moderation." - Wrimborthy

IIW: The multiverse's religious symbols

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Monstrous Shout U
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Tap each creature with less toughness than target creature you control's power.
On Ikoria, the power struggle can be rebalanced again and again with a blink of an eye. Usually, a roar from a new head is enough to gain respect.

IIW: Vehicle that adds mana.

[dyd]

Votes: void_nothing, netn10

Towashi Battle of the Bands 1gu
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact, creature or enchantment your team controls with the same mana value. Do the same whenever you cast an artifact spell and whenever you cast an enchantment spell.
Most bands rely on tech, but a few are made entirely of drumbellowers' and gongclangers' channelers.

IIW: Phyrexian sabotaging other Phyrexians

[JovialJovian]

votes: dyd, netn10

Ping! 2UUU
Sorcery (R)
Exile cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent creature card. Until end of turn, you may cast that card as long as it remains exiled.
Add an amount of U equal to the number of cards exiled this way.
"Take care sounding the depths, you don't know what lies slumbering in the deeps." - Agmar, Inkfathom Fisherman

IIW: Goad

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, dyd

Trumpetblast Seraph 3WW
Creature - Angel (R)
Flying
Whenever Trumpetblast Seraph attacks, choose X, where X is its power. You may choose the same one more than once -
• Tap target creature defending player controls.
• Untap another target creature you control.
• Another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/3

IIW: Holy stuff