New Challenge Every Day - December 22nd: Legendary Equipment that's an unusual weapon

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Legendary Equipment that's an unusual weapon

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Lorn Asbord Schutta 44 (+1)
dyd 42 (+1)
netn10 37
JovialJovian 32
void_nothing 30 (+3)
Pygyzy 14
Venedrex 8
kwanyeegor-ii 3
MonoRedMage 2
Feyd_Ruin 2

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Puzzles

Vote: void_nothing

Eclectic Sphinx 4u
Creature - Sphinx
Flying
Ward x, where X is twice the number of cards exiled with Eclectic Sphinx.
When Eclectic Sphinx enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of your library face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Eclectic Sphinx, a card type and a color. Reveal that card and put it on the bottom of its owner's library. If that card is the chosen type and/or color, that player draws a card; otherwise, exile the top card of your library face down.
4/3

IIW: saffron

Votes: void_nothing, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Ever-Changing Puzzle 5
Enchantment (Mythic)
When Ever-Changing Puzzle enters the battlefield or at the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent chooses two. You win the game if you meet the two chosen win conditions:
* You have more life than each opponent.
* You control a permanent of each color.
* You control a creature with power 5 or more.
* You control ten artifacts.
* You have twenty creature cards in your graveyard.

IIW: Mono black enchantment destruction at uncommon/rare

Votes: void_nothing

Jester's Puzzlebox
Artifact (R)
: Search target opponent's library for a card, exile it face down, then that player shuffles.
: Reveal all cards exiled face down with Jester's Puzzlebox. If their total mana value is equal to X, put all those cards into their owner's hand. Only an opponent may activate this ability. (Cards that were revealed in previous activations don't count towards total mana value and stay in exile.)
"Feeling lucky?"

IIW: Land interaction other then destruction in red

Vote: dyd

Maze of Ironwood 1GG
Artifact (R)
When Maze of Ironwood enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Each spell your opponents cast during your turn costs 1 more to cast for each spell you've cast this turn.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if a non-active player cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

IIW: Sixth color

[dyd]

Votes: void_nothing netn10

The Frying Pan of Doom 3
Legendary Artifact — Equipment
As long as equipped creature is attacking, it gets +4/+0 and has trample.
xxrr, t: Equipped creature deals X damage to any target. Create X Food tokens.
Equip
Chef's choice for culinary concussions.

IIW: unicorns and rainbows

[Pygyzy]

Netn10, Lorn Asbord Schutta

The Magic Talking Fish UUU
Legendary Artifact - Equipment (R)
As long as The Magic Talking Fish isn't equipped, it's a 3/3 blue Fish Advisor creature with Ward - Return this creature to it's owner's hand.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a D8,
1-3 Cloak of Fog - Equipped creature can't be blocked this turn.
4-6 Boon of Wind - Detain up to two target creatures.
7-8 Blub Blub - Until end of turn, equipped creature becomes Blub, a legendary blue Fish God creature with base power and toughness 9/9, and must be blocked by all creatures able to do so this turn.
Equip UUU

Iiw: Literature

[JovialJovian]

votes: void_nothing, lord asbord schutta

Badja, Kpinga of the Zande 2
Legendary Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
Equipped creature has "T, unattach Badja, Kpinga of the Zande: this creature deals damage equal to its power to any target."
Whenever a legendary creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may attach Badja, Kpinga of the Zande to that creature.
Kpinga are awarded for deeds of honor, but Badja come only to the truly great.

IIW: Carnival

[netn10]

Votes: dyd, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Pharika's Mortar and Pestle BG
Legendary Enchantment Artifact (Rare)
As long as your devotion to black and green is seven or more, Pharika's Mortar and Pestle is an equipment in addition to its other types and has equip 4.
Equipped creature has deathtouch and it gets +1/+1 for each creature you control with deathtouch.
T: Pharika's Mortar and Pestle deals 1 damage to any target. Put a +1/+1 or a deathtouch counter on up to one target creature.

IIW: Weird Ward cost.

[void_nothing]

Votes: dyd, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Schalva, the Nimble Guisarme 3
Legendary Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike and reach.
You may cast Equipment spells as though they had flash and activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.
Equip 3

IIW: ___ of the ___