New Challenge Every Day - April 6th: Lovecraftian themed Monstrosities

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Lovecraftian themed Monstrosities

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Ink-Treader 16 (+3)
AntGamerG0D 16 (+6)
JovialJovian 10 (+0)
netn10 10 (+2)
OneAndOnly 8 (+2)
Komandon 8 (+4)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 7 (+0)
shullz 6 (+1)
klutzedufus 5 (+5)
void_nothing 2
YoTed 2 (+0)
LandellXil0cent 2 (+1)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Last gasp (cost) (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile this card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)

Vote: klutzedufus, LandellXil0cent

Valiant Smuggler 1W
Creature - Human Rogue (U)
Vigilance
W, T: Return another target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Last gasp W (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile this card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)
1/3

IIW: A world where time is winding down

Votes: klutzedufus, Komandon
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Firewhirl -- RRR
Creature - Elemental {R}
Flying
Simple (Abilities of this creature can only be activated or triggered once each turn.)
R: Firewhorl deals 1 damage to target creature.
R: Target creature can't block this turn.
RRR: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage this turn, it deals double that amount of damage instead.
Last gasp RR (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile this card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)
1/1
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Next: Dying weapon

Votes: shullz, klutzedufus

Eris, Seafarers' Bane {1}{U}{B}
Legendary Enchantment Creature — Siren (R)
Flying
Whenever you activate an ability of a creature in your graveyard, draw a card.
{U}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature card in your graveyard without last gasp gains last gasp until end of turn. Its last gasp cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {3}. (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile that card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)
3/3

IIW: Spells with Mechanics Themed around Art and/or Music

Votes: AntGamerGOD, Ink-Treader
HM: Lord Asbord Schutta (Great concept. Not sure about how tapping and sacrifice as cost would work. Would also be broken with cards like Griselbrand or Visara the Dreadful.)



IIW: Mill + Discard

Vote: Ink-Treader, klutzefdufus



IIW: World Enchantments

VOTES: AntGamerGOD, netn10

guess who's back, back again.
(i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady.)
i cried at "I didn't run away this time", hope y'all get the reference to the best character in stranger things.
IIW: Vehicle with Convoy (Each Vehicle that crews the vehicle w/ convoy gives it +1/+1.)

Votes: Komandon, Ink-Treader

Death's Zealot
Creature - Spirit (U)
Death's Zealot enters the battlefield with a deathtouch counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on Death's Zealot.
: Target opponent loses X life and you gain X life where X is the amount of counters on target creature you control.
Last Gasp (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile this card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)
4/5

IIW: An uncommon enchantment - saga

Votes: AntGamerG0D, Komandon

Dying Deed
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Flash
Enchant creature in your graveyard
Enchanted creature has "Last Gasp - Pay 3 life." (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile this card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)
A fleeting moment. A final sacrifice. A lasting memory.

IIW: A card that uses my custom mechanic Elite X (This costs an additional X for each other creature you control with Elite.)

vote: Komandon, netn10

Lotus Gardener 2
Artifact Creature - Golem (M)
T: Add one mana of any color.
Last Gasp 0
It cherishes each petal.
0/3

IIW: Rare or Mythic mana dorks

Votes: OneAndOnly, AntGamerGOD

Vengeful Packbeast -
Creature — Beast Berserker (R)
Trample, haste
: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Last Gasp (You may pay the last gasp cost and exile this card from your graveyard to activate one of its abilities.)
4/3

IIW: a 2+ colour commander with Magecraft (a triggered ability whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell.)

Votes: AntGamerG0D, OneAndOnly

I.T, Neon Prime 3
Legendary Artifact Creature - Spirit (Mythic)
As long as I.T is on the battlefield or in your graveyard, it has all activated abilities of each other artifact and creature on the battlefield and in graveyards. You may activate each of its abilities only once each turn.
Last gasp WUBRG
3/3

IIW: Battle tokens

Votes: AntGamerG0D, klutzedufus

Guff, Manic Historian 1URW
Legendary Planeswalker - Guff (M)
+1: You may mill a card. If you do, untap a permanent you control. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
-3: Create a 2/2 blue, red, and white Elemental Wizard creature token with lifelink, ward 1, and "T: This creature deals 1 damage to any nonplaneswalker target."
-8: You get an emblem with "Each nonland historic card in your graveyard has last gasp. The last gasp cost is equal to that card's mana cost."
5

IIW: Planeswalkers that may be your commander

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: shullz, Ink-Treader
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Aren't Eldrazi the MtG analog for Lovecroftian horrors?
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Fyorchthphal, Many Singularities -- CCCBBB
Legendary Creature - Elder Horror {R}
If Fyorchthphal would deal combat damage to a permanent, that permanent becomes a Germ creature with base power and toughness 0/0 instead.
The first mana ability activated each turn costs an additional 2 life to activate.
CCCBBB: The next time this turn a card would be returned to a player's hand or the battlefield from a graveyard, put Fyorchthphal onto the battlefield from your graveyard instead.
6/6
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Next: Simple solutions

[netn10]

Votes: OneAndOnly, klutzedufus

The Unfathomable Solution
Legendary Creature - Horror (Mythic-Digital)
The Unfathomable Solution can't enter your starting deck.
Starting from turn 13, if The Unfathomable Larker is in your sideboard, it makes all the decisions of each player. It can decide to enter the battlefield under your control during your turn.
3: Object to The Unfathomable Solution's current decision. Any player may activate this ability.
13/13

IIW: Digital-Only craziness

[AntGamerG0D]

Votes: netn10, TessaMTG

Kthorphytal, End of the Eternities {7}{C}{C}{C}{C}
Legendary Creature — Outer God (M)
Primordial (This creature cannot enter without being cast, cannot be countered, cannot be sacrificed, nor can it gain or lose abilites.)
The Consumer — At the beginning each player's endstep, that player sacrifices half the nontoken permanents they control, rounded up. If a permanent would be put into a graveyard this way, exile it instead.
Unfathomable — At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses X life, where X is equal to the number of cards in that player's exile.
13/13

Tried to figure out how to upload the card's image, but failed miserably. Here is the link to the image tho: http://nxs.wf/ccc217030

IIW: Kindred Commanders for Rare Creature Types

[YoTed]

Vote: TessaMTG, HexBolt0505.



IiW: Shakespearean heroes, villains, places, etc; even the man himself.

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: klutzedufus, void_nothing

Sosvu'nal, the Whispers 5U{U/B}B
Legendary Creature - Horror (M)
Sosvu'nal has protection from players with three or fewer cards in hand.
Forecast - 2UB, Reveal Sosvu'nal, the Whispers from your hand: Each player discards two cards, then each player draws a card.
While the whispers' advice is always sound, listening to them isn't.
8/3

IIW: A world where time is winding down

[Lorn Asbord Schutta]

netn10 submission inspired me for this joke

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Emb'Agus, Time Devourer
Legendary Creature — Elder Horror (Un-R)
If Emb'Agus, Time Devourer would die, play a Magic subgame with your current libraries and Emb'Agus already under your control instead. The winner of that subgame decides, whether Emb'Agus dies in the current game or not.
Emb'Agus power and toughness is equal to square of ongoing Magic games in this match. (1/1 for normal game, 4/4 for the first subgame, 9/9 for the second, and so on.)
It can make you Elder too, with a single game.
*/*

Votes: LandellXil0cent; void_nothing

Shimmer from Algol
() Creature — Horror Reflection (U)
As you scry, if Shimmer from Algol is among the scryed cards, you may reveal it, exile a blue card from your hand and pay 2 life. If you do, cast Shimmer from Algol without paying its mana cost.
, Shuffle Shimmer from Algol into its owner's library: Return target spell to its owner's hand. Scry X, where X is the mana value of that spell. You may activate this ability from your hand by paying additional and revealing Shimmer from Algol from your hand.
"I saw peculiar thing during ritual fortnight ago. It's light urged me to seek it again."
—Allen's last letter to Jan
3/3

IIW: 1/1 legendaries

[JovialJovian]

Nightmare in the Void
Phenomenon
When you encounter this phenomenon, each player exiles all creatures they control into a face-down pile, shuffles that pile, then manifests those cards.
Put Nightmare in the Void onto the battlefield transformed.
(Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

///DFC///

That Which Has No Name
World Creature - Elder God
Protection from colorless
That Which Has No Name's power is equal to the total power of all face-down creatures on the battlefield, and it's toughness is equal to their total toughness.
Whenever a permanent is turned face-up, if it's a creature, that creature's controller loses life equal to it's toughness.
*/*

vote: HexBolt0505, YoTed

IIW: Crabs

[kwanyeegor-ii]

antgamergod klutzedufus

[Komandon]

Votes: AntGamerG0D , JovialJovian

Dimensional Shambler 2BB
Creature — Beast Horror (rare)
Whenever a creature would die after being dealt combat damage from Dimensional Shambler and it phases out instead. Dimensional Shambler Would phase back in, any creatures at phases out with it from its ability you gain control for it with decay.
"Known as the "hunters from beyond" the have the ability to jump from one plane to a another seemly at will. Sometimes they take their victims with them."
4/4

IIW: Steven King.

[void_nothing]

Votes: Ink-Treader, JovialJovian

It of the Portals 2CC
Creature - Eldrazi (R)
When It of the Portals enters the battlefield, shuffle any number of cards from your graveyard into your library, then exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at it any time.
UBRG: Monstrosity 4.
When It of the Portals becomes monstrous, exile target nonland permanent.
When It of the Portals leaves the battlefield, cast any number of nonland cards exiled with it without paying their mana costs.
4/4

IIW: 3/4s