New Challenge Every Day - November 5th: Crimson Vow wedding officiant

[slimytrout]

Today's Challenge: Crimson Vow wedding officiant

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

Ink-Treader 11 (+3)
slimytrout 9 (+4)
JovialJovian 8 (+3)
bravelion83 8 (+3)
netn10 4 (+1)
void_nothing 4 (+1)
dyd 3 (+1)
Lorn Asbord Schutta 1 (+0)

.::Note of the Day::.
Yes, they just previewed Unholy Officiant today, but honestly I think we can do better.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Masticores

JovialJovian, bravelion83

Blighteye Masticore 2
Artifact Creature - Masticore (R)
When Blighteye Masticore enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you discard a card.
2: Put a -1/-1 counter on Blighteye Masticore and a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Eternalize 3
3/3

IIW: "From outside the game"

Votes: Ink-Treader, slimytrout

Strategist Masticore 3
Artifact Creature - Masticore (R)
Vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Strategist Masticore unless you discard a card.
Strategist Masticore can't attack or block unless a creature was dealt damage this turn.
3: Strategist Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature. It gains all activated and triggered abilities of that creature until end of turn.
4/3

IIW: Dwarf legends

votes: ink-treader, slimytrout

Steelheart Masticore 4
Artifact Creature - Masticore (R)
Whenever damage is dealt to Steelheart Masticore, you may discard a card. If you do, tap Steelheart Masticore and it gains indestructible until end of turn. Otherwise, destroy it.
2: Steelheart Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature.
4/4

IIW: Design a face commander for a precon

Votes: JovialJovian; slimytrout

Adaptable Masticore
Creature - Masticore (R)
, Discard a card: You may have Adaptable Masticore deal 2 damage to target permanent that shares a type with a discarded card. (Only creatures and planswalkers can be dealt damage.)
, Discard a card: Adaptable Masticore gains protection from each of discarded card's types until end of turn.
3/3

IIW: "exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard"

Votes: dyd, Ink-Treader

Stalking Masticore 4BB
Creature - Masticore (Rare)
Flash
Deathtouch
Whenever Stalking Masticore enters the battlefield, you may pay RW. If you do, it deals 1 damage to each attacking or blocking creature.
5/5

IIW: Mono colored card with two other colors activated ability.

Vote: bravelion83, void_nothing

Bloodiron Masticore 4
Artifact Creature - Masticore (R)
Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, Bloodiron Masticore gains indestructible until end of turn.
2, Discard a card: Bloodiron Masticore deals 2 damage to target creature or target opponent that controls no creatures.
4/3

IIW: Split cards

Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Timeless Masticore 6
Artifact Creature — Masticore (R)
4, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Timeless Masticore: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
4/4

IIW: tribal lord

Votes: JovialJovian, bravelion83

Raging Masticore 3
Artifact Creature — Masticore (R)
Enrage – Whenever Raging Masticore is dealt damage, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Once a turn, if you would draw a card, you may skip that draw instead. When you do, Raging Masticore deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Discard a card: Raging Masticore gains indestructible and ward 3 until end of turn. Tap it.
3/3

IIW: Blinkmoth

[dyd]

Votes: Ink-Treader, void_nothing

Sanguine Liturgist rw
Creature - Vampire Cleric
t: Two target unpaired creatures you control become paired with each other for as long as you control both.
Paired creatures you control get +1/+1 and have "t: The creature paired with this creature gains double strike until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
2/2

IIW: bloodrush or bestow or channel or disturb, without mirroring the card stats/abilities

[netn10]

Votes: slimytrout, Lorn Asbord Schutta

Cleric of Crimson Ceremony 1RW
Creature - Vampire Cleric (Mythic)
2RW, T, Sacrifice a Human, a Blood, a Food and a Treasure: Choose one that hasn't been chosen:
* Let the Wedding Begin! - Discard your hand, draw seven cards and you gain 7 life.
* Unholy Reunion - Put two Vampire creature cards from your hand and/or graveyard onto the battlefield.
* Party Isn't Over - Put two +1/+1 counters on each Vampire creature you control. They gain lifelink until end of turn.
3/3

IIW: Flavor words on a card outside Universes Beyond

[bravelion83]

Votes: void_nothing, slimytrout

Vampire Officiant 1WB
Creature — Vampire Cleric (R)
When Vampire Officiant enters the battlefield, two target Vampire creatures you control gain soulbond, they are paired with each other, and have "This creature and the creature it's paired with get +1/+1."
2/2

IIW: disturb

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: slimytrout, void_nothing

Domnathi Antibishop 1BB
Creature - Vampire Cleric (R)
Lifelink
2, T: Two other target creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Demons you control have "T: Two other target creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn."
The Domnathi vampires find a perverse humor in mimicking Avacynian rituals.
2/3

IIW: Cleave

[void_nothing]

Votes: slimytrout, bravelion83

[slimytrout]

void_nothing, JovialJovian

Mikaeus, Profane Officiant 3WB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Cleric (M)
Lifelink
Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. This ability triggers only once each turn.
The difference between consecration and desecration all comes down to the guest list.
4/4

IIW: New planeswalkers from Planechase planes