New Challenge Every Day - May 10th: Ungulates

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Ungulates

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 30 (+5)
void_nothing 21 (+2)
netn10 21 (+3)
dyd 19 (+3)
JovialJovian 13 (+1)
bravelion83 11 (+2)
Riria 2
haywire 1
Venedrex 1
duducrash 1

.::Note of the Day::.

That's "hoofed animals".

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Oxymorons

Votes: slimytrout, bravelion83

Open Secrets 1u
Enchantment
Players play with their hands and the top card of their library revealed.
"Saw it coming."

IIW: -2

Votes: slimytrout, dyd

Dark Light 3WB
Instant (R)
Choose one or both —
• Exile target creature with power 3 or less.
• Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.
A single ray can send you to the eternal darkness of the Void.

IIW: random effects

Votes: dyd, slimytrout

Weirdly Normal U
Creature - Shapeshifter (Rare)
You may have Weirdly Normal enters the battlefield as a copy of any Human creature.
"How do you do, fellow humans?"
0/0

IIW: Fractals.

void_nothing, netn10 ("both" is a little vague but definitely makes sense in context)

Ill Health B
Instant (C)
You lose 1 life. Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you've lost this turn.
"For the hurt he caused me, may Ulvius's teeth fall out and his muscles shrivel and his nose run and his mouth fill with bile."
-Curse tablet

IIW: Romance

votes: netn10, slimytrout

Jumbo Shrimp 5GU
Creature - Prawn Leviathan (U)
When Jumbo Shrimp dies, create eight Food tokens.
Shrimp are delicious, but it takes a lot of them to make a decent meal.
8/8

IIW: Forgotten Realms speculation

Votes: Void_nothing, Jovialjovian

The Lone Rangers 1WW
Creature - Human Artist (R)
At the beginning of the end step, if you control four or more creatures named The Lone Rangers, you win the game.
He tired of the radio station playing only soft rock, so he decided to make a mix tape for everyone to hear.
2/3

dyd slimytrout

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Beggarly Riches 1WW
Enchantment (R)
When Beggarly Riches enters the battlefield, you may return target nonland permanent card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a nontoken, nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less enters the battlefield under your control, create a Treasure token.

IIW: Long trips

[dyd]

Votes: netn10, bravelion83

Tapiroth 4gg
Creature - Boar Elephant Beast (R)
Reach, trample
Landfall – Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token. If it was a basic land, it gains "t: Create a Food token." until end of turn.
"She's always had a knack for truffles, even when she was just a youngling as tall as our house."
7/7

IIW: truffles

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, slimytrout

Royal Antelope 1GW
Creature — Antelope (C)
Vigilance
Whenever Royal Antelope blocks or is blocked, you gain 2 life.
A bearing so noble is rarely seen in nature.
2/2

IIW: random effects

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, Pygyzy

Holy Gift 1W
Creature - Cow (Rare)
Your opponents have no maximum hand size.
T: Each opponent draws seven cards.
1/1

IIW: Pests.

[Venedrex]

Votes: JovialJovian, bravelion83

Provisions Camel
Creature — Camel (U)
Vigilance
When Provisions Camel enters the battlefield, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
4/5

IIW: Rats

[slimytrout]

netn10, bravelion83

HM: dyd -- name is great but effect would be really unfun

Frostpoint Unicorn 2W
Snow Creature - Unicorn (U)
Whenever Frostpoint Unicorn attacks, you may pay S. If you do, tap target creature you don't control and put a +1/+1 counter on Frostpoint Unicorn.
"The glade filled with a light as clear and cold as a winter morning, and I could do nothing but watch as it cantered past."
-Marrus, Sell-Sword
2/2

IIW: never-before-seen creature type combinations

[JovialJovian]

votes: netn10, dyd

Ancient Hart 4GG
Creature - Elk (U)
When Ancient Hart enters the battlefield, draw a card.
When Ancient Hart dies, you gain 6 life.
Its favor is a great blessing, as is the bounty of a successful hunt.
4/6

IIW: Worms

[kwanyeegor-ii]

bravelion83 netn10

[void_nothing]

Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian

Zarkhabos, Strategist of Kragma 2RR
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Shaman (R)
When Zarkhabos enters the battlefield, create a 2/3 red Minotaur creature token with haste.
Whenever you attack with an even number of Minotaurs, exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
Whenever you attack with an odd number of Minotaurs, target attacking Minotaur you control deals damage equal to its power to any target.
He urged his fellow minotaurs on with something greater than just low cunning.
2/3

IIW: White Assassins or Rogues