New Challenge Every Day - March 25th: Villagers

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Villagers

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 55 (+1)
void_nothing 51 (+1)
JovialJovian 51 (+2)
Riria 46
dyd 46 (+1)
bravelion83 45 (+1)
haywire 41 (+2)
TheAmericanSpirit 11
MonoRedMage 7 (+3)
tempoEDH 3 (+1)
Legend 2

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Processor effects

Votes: JovialJovian, MonoRedMage

Gitaxian Process xu
Sorcery
Put up to X cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. They lose all abilities.
Look at that many cards from the top of your library, exile any number of them, then put the rest back on top of your library in a random order. If X is 7 or more, put them back in any order instead.
"The process of creating the perfect Phyrexia can't be obstructed."

IIW: turn into a chicken

Votes: dyd, bravelion83

Devourer of Conscience 1
Creature - Eldrazi Processor (Rare)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyard. If you don't, sacrifice Devourer of Conscience. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Devourer of Conscience and scry 1.
2/2

IIW: Maro Strixhaven Teaser

Votes: MonoRedMage, void_nothing

Herd Assailant 2GW
Creature — Eldrazi Processor (R)
Devoid (This card has no color.)
At the beginning of your end step, you may put any number of cards your opponents own from exile into their owner's graveyard. Create that many 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add C."
3/3

IIW: party

votes: MonoRedMage, haywire

Imploder Entity WU
Creature - Eldrazi Processor (R)
Flash, devoid
When you cast Imploder Entity, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into their graveyard. If you do, exile target nonland permanent, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
4C, put a card an opponent owns from exile into their graveyard: Exile another target nonland permanent, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
2/1

IIW: negative power and/or toughness

tempoedh jovialjovian

Votes: netn10, haywire

Archivist of the Empty 2GU
Creature - Eldrazi Processor (U)
Devoid
Prowess
2, Put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards: Put target card from your graveyard on top of your library.
3/3

IIW: Noncreature cards with creature-only keywords

[dyd]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Glintmeadow Irrigator wu
Creature - Kithkin Peasant
Ward 1 (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 1.)
Protection from Elementals, from Giants, and from Giants
2/2

IIW: fight / light / might / night / sight

[netn10]

Votes: bravelion83, JoviaJovian

Ceremonies Mob 2W
Creature - Human (Rare)
Whenever a human creature you control dies, if a nonhuman creature you don't control also dies, draw a card.
B, Sacrifice a Human: Destroy target nonhuman creature.
2/2

IIW: Strixhaven

[bravelion83]

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

Village Smith 2W
Creature — Human Peasant (R)
When Village Smith enters the battlefield, create a Sword token. (It's an artifact with "2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.")
2, T, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a Sword token.
2/2

IIW: three-colored Command

[JovialJovian]

votes: netn10, void_nothing

Town Drunk R
Creature - Human (U)
Haste
Town Drunk attacks each combat if able.
When Town Drunk attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, exert Town Drunk.
2/2

IIW: Strixhaven mechanics

[void_nothing]

Votes: netn10, bravelion83

Civil Troll 2G
Creature - Troll Peasant (U)
Vigilance
Whenever Civil Troll attacks, you may untap a land you control. If you've cast an Adventure spell or a creature spell that has an Adventure this turn, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield instead.
2/2

IIW: Remixed things

[Venedrex]

Votes netn10, bravelion83

Town Gossip
Creature - Human Peasant (U)
, : Target opponent reveals the top card of their library. If the revealed card was a land card, scry 2. Otherwise, draw two cards, then discard two cards.
1/3

IIW: Elementals

[kwanyeegor-ii]

netn10 void_nothing