New Challenge Every Day - January 12th: Crime

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Crime

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 36 (+6)
JovialJovian 30 (+3)
netn10 23 (+4)
Ink-Treader 22 (+2)
dyd 19 (+1)
Riria 19 (+2)
void_nothing 19 (+2)
OneAndOnly 12 (+0)
MonoRedMage 4
kwanyeegor-ii 1 (+0)
Pygyzy 1

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
___ Elemental

Votes Riria, Ink-Treader[/b]
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Vacuum Elemental - Ccc
Creature - Elemental
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a land. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Vacuum Elemental.
0: Add c for each +1/+1 counter on Vacuum Elemental. Activate this ability only once per turn.
2/2
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IIW: Genetics

Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian

Evolution Elemental gu
Creature - Elemental
Mutate 4gu
If this creature mutating causes one or more of its triggered abilities to trigger, each of those abilities triggers an additional time.
2/2

IIW: ice cream

Vote: slimytrout, void_nothing

Sand Elemental 3
Creature - Sand Elemental (C)
You may tap an untapped Desert or land named Wastes you control rather than pay Sand Elemental's mana cost.
3/1

IIW: Sand creature type

Votes: slimytrout, JovialJovian (I'll be honest. While I do like the cards a lot, I'm also voting this entry because I love the IIW)

Elemental Elemental 3G
Creature - Elemental (R)
Elemental Elemental's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elementals you control multiplied by the number of colors among Elementals you control.
Elemental Elemental can't have or gain any abilities other than its printed ones.
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IIW: grey area colorbleed (colorbleed where you can make a legitimate argument for both it being and not being color pie breaking)

votes: void_nothing, netn10 (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, but I can't wrap my head around how the card could physically exist.)

Chlorine Elemental 2BBB
Creature - Elemental
Whenever a creature blocks or is blocked by Chlorine Elemental, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Whenever Chlorine Elemental attacks, sacrifice another attacking creature.
Whenever Chlorine Elemental blocks, sacrifice another blocking creature.
4/4

IIW: Absurd song lyrics as cards

Tundra Elemen... Nah Just kidding!

Aether Elemental
Creature — Elemental (Uncommon)
Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aether Elemental.
: Aether Elemental becomes the color of your choice. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
2/2

Votes: slimytrout netn10
IIW: Take a Legendary card and shift it one space along the colour wheel.

@JovialJovian It would probably use the Triple Faced Card tech from Duel Masters

Ink-Treader, netn10

Life Elemental 2GW
Creature - Elemental (R)
Vigilance
T, Sacrifice Life Elemental: Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total.
"My own blood dampened my clothes, my breath caught in my throat, the icy fingers of death clutched my heart -- and then I felt its gentle touch, and pure light flowed through my veins."
-Isai, of the Red Flower
4/4

IIW: Liquids other than water

Votes: slimytrout, Riria

Oxide Elemental 2RG
Creature - Elemental (Rare)
Oxide Elemental gets +1/+1 for each artifact on the battlefield.
All artifacts loses all abilities.
Artifact creatures can't attack or block.
2/2

IIW: Top-Down academy of wizards.

Votes: dyd, JovialJovian

Sky Elemental 3WWUU
Creature - Elemental (R)
Flying
Sky Elemental can't attack unless at least four creatures with flying attack.
Sky Elemental can't be blocked except by four or more creatures.
Sky Elemental can block up to four creatures each combat and can block only creatures with flying.
12/12

IIW: Elven kings other than Harald

slimytrout netn10

[dyd]

Votes: OneAndOnly, netn10

Mystery Investigation 3UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one -
- Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
- Sacrifice three Clues. If you do, choose artifact, creature or land, then each player reveals the top card of their library. Put all cards of the chosen type onto the battlefield under your control.
"I can't find my candlestick. I must have left it in the kitch..... AAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!"

IIW: Monopoly - Ravnica edition

[Ink-Treader]

Vote: dyd, netn10

Left Unguarded BB
Instant (U)
Cast Left Unguarded only during combat after blockers are declared.
Destroy target creature that isn't attacking or blocking.

IIW: Colored cards with C

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: dyd, slimytrout
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Mausoleum Heist -- 3BB
Sorcery
Target player chooses an artifact card, a creature card, and enchantment card, a land card, and a planeswalker card in their graveyard, then puts each card chosen this way into their hand. For each card put into hand this way, that player mills a card.
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IIW: Plainswalkers

[netn10]

Votes: slimytrout, OneAndOnly

Full-Moon Murder BB
Enchantment (Rare)
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, destroy each creature.
The moon does not belong only to the werewolves anymore.

IIW: Simic

[Riria]

Votes: dyd, void_nothing

Tax Evasion 1UG
Enchantment (R)
Spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.
6: Sacrifice Tax Evasion. Any opponent may activate this ability.

IIW: Well designed card *without* broad appeal.

[JovialJovian]

votes: Ink-Treader, netn10

Crime Spree XUBR
Instant
Choose X. You may choose the same mode more than once.
- Destroy target creature or nonbasic land.
- Gain control of target noncreature artifact.
- Target player discards a card and you draw a card.
- Exile the top card of each player's library. You may play those cards until the end of your next turn.

IIW: Really big shoes

[slimytrout]

dyd, netn10

Grand Larceny 3UR
Enchantment (R)
Enchant noncreature permanent
You control enchanted permanent.
When Grand Larceny enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is enchanted permanent's converted mana cost.
"Item 5: A lockbox containing 17 gold pieces, a silver tiara, and a pearl necklace."
-Writ of arrest for Arren "Magpie" Mackleby

IIW: The ends of the earth

[Pygyzy]

Riria,Oneandonly

Payback W
Instant (U)
Target player sacrifices a creature that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.
Morbid - Target player exiles a creature of your choice they control that dealt combat damage to a player this turn instead.

IIW: Tautological or Self-Recursion

[kwanyeegor-ii]

oneandonly slimytrout

[void_nothing]

Votes: Ink-Treader, Riria

Heretical Act 8G
Sorcery (R)
This spell costs 1 less to cast for each noncreature, nonbasic permanent on the battlefield.
Destroy all noncreature, nonbasic permanents.
"To speak against Sigarda is regrettable. To destroy relics on such a scale is a great sin. But I cannot help but say I understand why such things are done." - Ersika, the Lunarch

IIW: Whales