New Challenge Every Day - November 25th: Vehicle

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge:
Vehicle

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

slimytrout 72 (+2)
dyd 55 (+3)
netn10 54 (+4)
Riria 52 (+3)
JovialJovian 49 (+2)
void_nothing 46 (+3)
Pygyzy 25 (+1)
caulkwrangler 19
OneAndOnly 19 (+0)
FoilSquared 7 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 6
MonoRedMage 4
Oskeo 3
Raptorchan 3
Lorn Asbord Schutta 3
BaconCatBug 3

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Self-defeat

Votes: JovialJovian, slimytrout

Helldragger Servant 1br
Creature - Elemental Devil
Vanishing 6 (This creature enters the battlefield with six time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Helldragger Servant gets +1/+0 for each time counter on it.
Whenever a time counter is removed from Helldragger Servant, it deals damage equal to its power to you.
1/3

IIW: Master Chef the Gathering

Votes: netn10, Riria

Last Hope of Ghirapur 3WRB
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures your opponents control.
Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with Flying. Creatures you control get First Strike, Trample, Haste, and must be blocked if able until end of turn. Each opponent may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield. At the end of the turn, if you did not deal damage to an opponent this turn, you lose the game.
"The inherent failings in a gambit can often be attributed to the vice of pride." -Feruy, Aether Philosopher

IIW: Druid tribal

Votes: void_nothing, netn10

The End of the World
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast The End of the World, discard any number of cards, and sacrifice any number of permanents.
Each player mills X, where X is equal to the number of cards discarded this way and number of permanents sacrificed this way combined. Exile The End of the World.
I feel fine.

IIW: Games within games.

Votes: Riria, void_nothing
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Lich's Ploy -- BBBB
Enchantment
Flash
Vanishing 4
When Lich's Ploy enters the battlefield, your life total becomes zero and you discard your hand.
You don't lose the game for having zero or less life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your life total is less than zero, draw a card and amass 4.
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IIW: Redirected spells

Votes: dyd, Pygyzy

Basket WB
Enchantment - Aura (MR)
Indestructible, protection from everything
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains +4/+4 and has first strike, vigilance and lifelink.
When Basket leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.
Hey eggs, get in there.

IIW: Chalk

Votes: FoilSquared, Riria

Sadness 3UBR
Creature - Incarnation Elemental (Rare)
Menace
Whenever a creature you control kills itself, discard your hand, than draw seven cards.
When Sadness is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
6/6

IIW: Three colored vehicle.

Netn10,Dyd
IIW: Wrath Variants

Curse of Prophecy 1UU
Enchantment — Aura Curse (R)
Enchant your team
Enchanted team's opponents creatures have protection from opponents.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player's opponents vote for draw step, main phase, or combat phase. Enchanted player takes an additional instance of the step or phase with the most votes this turn.
What use is glimpsing the future if you're unable to change the outcome?

netn10, void_nothing

Reckless Confidant 1R
Creature - Human Advisor (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. Reckless Confidant deals damage to you equal to the number of cards exiled this way. Until end of turn, you may cast nonland cards exiled by Reckless Confidant.
"Greatness is worth the risk."
2/1

IIW: Historical figures

votes: slimytrout, dyd

Dying Breath 5BBB
Sorcery
Starting with you, each player loses the game.
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." -Herman Melville, Moby Dick

IIW: Altruism

Votes: JovialJovian, FoilSquared

Mirror of Hate B
Instant (U)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker if it shares a name or planeswalker type with another permanent on the battlefield.
Plainscycling 2

IIW: Juggernauts and/or Dreadnoughts

[dyd]

Votes: Riria, slimytrout

Racing Broomstick ur
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying, haste, prowess
Crew 1
"Only the best models for my athletes!"
- Madame Gothilda, Professional Coach
2/2

IIW: can't win/lose the game

[OneAndOnly]

Votes: dyd, JovialJovian
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Vodalian War Machine, Mk. II -- 2UU
Artifact - Vehicle
Tap an untapped Merfolk you control: Vodalian War Machine, Mk. II gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
UU, Tap an untapped Merfolk you control: Vodalian War Machine, Mk. II gains hexproof until end of turn.
Merfolk crew 2 (Tap any number of Merfolk creatures you control with power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
2/5
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IIW: Kicker

[JovialJovian]

votes: OneAndOnly, slimytrout

Edichal, the Titan City 4RR
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle
Trample
1W: Create a 1/1 white Citizen creature token.
Edichal gets +2/+2 for each Citizen that crews it.
Crew 6
Edichal, the Titan City can be your commander.
6/6

IIW: Opera

[slimytrout]

Damn, just realized I didn't get the wording on my submission quite right, but hopefully the idea comes through. (It's meant to be the classic red "impulsive draw," but the way I worded it I think you'd be allowed to cast any cards exiled by it, which is not at all what I intended.)

dyd, Riria

Chariot of the Sun 1WW
Artifact - Vehicle (U)
Chariot of the Sun's power is equal to your devotion to white.
Flying, lifelink
Crew 2
*/2

IIW: Vanity cards

[Riria]

Votes: cawlkwrangler, netn10

Hamster Wheel 2GG
Artifact - Vehicle (R)
Trample
Combat damage dealt by Hamster Wheel to players while it is blocked is doubled.
Crew 4 or Beast (When tapping Beasts to crew Hamster Wheel, one is enough regardless of its power.)
7/7

IIW: Board clears that you would want to run in a creature heavy deck

[netn10]

Votes: FoilSquared, Riria

Prototype IV - Walking Mode 1
Artifact Creature - Construct (Rare)
Haste
3: Return Prototype IV to its owner's hand.
1/3
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Prototype IV - Driving Mode 1
Artifact - Vehicle (Rare)
Haste
3: Return Prototype IV to its owner's hand.
Crew 1
3/3

IIW: D&D

[caulkwrangler]

Votes: dyd, Riria

Party Bus
Artifact - Vehicle
Lifelink, flying, deathtouch, first strike
Party bus gets +1/+1 for each color among creatures you control.
Party Crew (Tap one each of a Cleric, a Wizard, a Rogue, and a Warrior creature you control: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
1/1

IIW: Make a list and check it twice.

[Pygyzy]

Dollar on a String G
Artifact — Vehicle (Un-R)
As Dollar on a String enters the battlefield, put $1 on it.
Dollar on a String has power and toughness equal to the number of dollars on it.
Creditcheck (Combat damage dealt to an opponent by this also causes you to pay that much money to that player.)
Crew $1
$1+?/$1+?

Riria,netn10
IIW: Uncommanders

[void_nothing]

Votes: FoilSquared, slimytrout

Sapper Engine 4
Artifact - Vehicle (U)
First strike
Whenever Sapper Engine attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of creatures that crewed it this turn to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
Crew 2
4/4

IIW: A holy statue/icon/idol