The Alphabetical Card Game

[KB52665]

Hero of Beck 1w
Creature — Human Warrior (C)
Vigilance
Hero of Beck's toughness is equal to the one plus the greatest power among legendary creatures on the battlefield.
1/1+*

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Inure
Enchantment - Aura
Cumulative convocation (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on this permanent. Then pay its cumulative upkeep cost multiplied by the number of time counters on it, or sacrifice it. Tapping an untapped creature you control pays for .)
Enchanted creature has absorb X, ward X and bushido X, where X is the number of time counters on Inure.

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Judge's Authority 1WW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has vigilance and "2W, : Tap target creature. If that creature has power 2 or less, put a stun counter on it."

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Karma 2024 2w
Instant
Target opponent's life total becomes equal to the number of cards in their library.
"It's time you discovered just how hollow your declarations of victory really are." - The Exquisite Archangel

[Henlock]

Love Beat 1ww
Enchantment - Saga (r)
I- Draw a card
II- Two target players each draw a card.
III- Three target players each draw a card.
IV- Four target players each draw a card.
V- Gain life equal to the total number of cards in players' hands.

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The Masked Wanderer 3WW
Legendary Planeswalker
Ward 2
WW: Exile target creature that dealt damage to The Masked Wanderer this turn.
+2: Untap target creature and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
0: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with first strike.
4

(do we count "the" in these alphabetical lists?)

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^that's an M for sure, or at least that's how I sort my cards!

Nominate 1w
Instant
Target creature gains "Heroic -- Whenever you cast a spell which targets this creature, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature." until end of turn.
The grand prize of the hero's lottery is... glory!

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Obliviate ww
Sorcery
Cleave rwb (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.)
Exile target [tapped, nonland] permanent.

Orim's Acolyte [man]w[/mana]
Creature - Human Cleric
t, sacrifice Orim's Acolyte: Choose one -
• Creatures cannot attack this turn.
• Target player cannot cast spells this turn.
1/2

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The Planeswalker War 3WW
Battle - War
(Any player can attack a War, and any player who isn't attacking can block creatures attacking this War.)
When the Planeswalker War enters the battlefield, until end of turn, whenever a planeswalker enters the battlefield, put a loyalty counter on any number of planeswalkers you control, Starting with you, each player puts up to one planeswalker card from their hand onto the battlefield.
When The Planeswalker War leaves the battlefield, exile each planeswalker you don't control.
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(this was rough, will attempt to fix later)

[Henlock]

Priesthood Vow w
Enchantment - Aura (u)
Enchant creature
Flash
Exalted
When Priesthood Vow enters the battlefield, enchanted creature gains lifelink and protection from the color.of your choice until end of turn.

Let's Q

Queen-Size Armoire 2w
Artifact (u)
When Queen-Size Armoire enters the battlefield, exile target artifact, creature or planeswalker until it leaves the battlefield.
2w, T: Put Queen-Sized Armoire on top of your library.

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Rain of Steel xxw
Instant
Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for 1.)
Retribution Surge deals X damage to each attacking creature.
"What good does a mountain of swords do you without an army to wield them?" - Azima, Conqueror Queen to Kij, Legion of One

Relic Archivist 1w
Creature - Human Advisor
1{w/u}, exile an artifact card from a graveyard: Draw a card. Then discard a card unless you owned the exiled artifact.
"It belongs in a museum, not your armory."
1/3

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Serrated Sliver 2w
Creature - Sliver
Sliver creatures get +2/+2 for each equipment that's attached to them.
1/2

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Thimblewhistler w
Creature - Mouse Bard (C)
When Thimblewhistler or another mouse enters the battlefield under your control, scry 1.
1/1

Titanbane Valiant ww
Creature - Human Knight (U)
First Strike
Whenever Titanbane Valiant deals damage to a creature with mana value 4 or greater, destroy that creature.
2/2

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Unrivaled Alliance XWW
Sorcery
Create X 1/1 white Ally creature tokens. If X is five or more, exile all nontoken Allies you control, then return them to the battlefield tapped.

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Vestry
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land you control
Enchanted land has ": Target equipment gains "Equip " and "Equip Cleric " until end of turn."
Tap two untapped Clerics you control: Untap enchanted land.

[Henlock]

Willing to Serve w
Enchantment - Aura Role (u)
Enchant creature you control.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, Enlist and "this creature can be tapped to enlist abilities the turn it comes onto the battlefield."
A deck can have any number of cards named Willing to Serve.
ww, exile Willing to Serve from your graveyard: Draw a card.

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Xenocide 2ww
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures that do not share the most common creature type among permanents on the battlefield.

Ex: 1x goblin, 1x zombie, 1x elf soldier, 1x human soldier
Goblin and zombie are destroyed

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Yawn W
Instant
Kicker 1U
Tap target creature. If Yawn was kicked, put a stun counter on that creature.
Knights left to do one night watch shift after another make for increasingly worse security.

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Zephyr Lash 4w
Instant
Affinity for Flying
Zephyr Lash deals 5 damage, divided as you choose, among up to five target attacking or blocking creatures.

Next up is Blue

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Assumed Nest 2uuu
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant forest
You control enchanted land.
Inspired -- Whenever enchanted land becomes untapped, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token that has flying.

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Bind Will 2UU
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in your hand.
"Your lesser mind compels you to obey."

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Contrafluctuate 2uu
Instant
Contrafluctuate costs 2 less to cast if it targets a spell or ability that targets you or a permanent you control.
Counter target spell or ability.

Chains of Indecision 1uu
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a stun counter on it.

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Debunk 3uu
Instant
Until end of turn, whenever target opponent would draw a card, they skip that draw and you amass Advocates 2. ((To amass Advocates 2, put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Advocate. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Advocate Army creature token first.)
Forecast -- 1u, Reveal Debunk from your hand: Each player investigates. (Play this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

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Echoweave uu
Sorcery
Create a token copy of target permanent, then sacrifice it.
"I just need a moment of your time."

Eternitoise 7uu
Creature - Elemental Turtle
Eternitoise costs 5 less to cast if it is your 10th turn or later.
Ward 3, vigilance
4/8

[Henlock]

Fly off U
Instant (u)
Plot target creature with flying.
Amass 1