The Alphabetical Card Game

[Henlock]

Idol of Yore 2
Artifact (u)
Convoke
: Add for each creature that convoked Idol of Yore.

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Jester's Boots
Artifact
Whenever a creature attacks, you may search its controller's library for any number of cards with the same name as that creature and exile them. Then they shuffle their library.
, , Sacrifice Jester's Boots: Prevent all combat damage creatures would deal this turn.

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Kozilek's Distortion 1CC
Kindred Instant - Eldrazi
Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Eldrazi on the battlefield. If you control a legendary Eldrazi creature, that creature gains menace until end of turn.
Whenever a legendary Eldrazi creature enters the battlefield, you may pay CC and discard a card. If you do, return Kozilek's Distortion to your hand.

[OneAndOnly]

Leyline Docent - 2
Artifact Creature - Construct {R}
As Leyline Docent enters, for each enchantment you began the game with in play (you know the ones) , put your choice of a +1/+1 counter, a flying counter, an exalted counter, or a first strike counter on it. You may choose the same option more than once.
1/1

[Henlock]

Motorized Steed 2
Artifact Creature - Horse Mount (u)
Motorized Steed can't attack unless it is saddled.
Saddle 2
4/3

[JovialJovian]

New Horizon
Land
T: Reveal the top card of your library. If a land card is revealed this way, add one mana of any type that land could produce, otherwise add one mana of any of that card's colors or C. Activate this ability only as an instant.

[Henlock]

Orgone Battery 2
Artifact (u)
, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control: Add and get .

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Photon Torpedo
Artifact - Munition
Arm Torpedos! -- cc: Put a charge counter on Photon Torpedo.
Tap an untapped artifact creature you control, Sacrifice Photon Torpedo: Photon Torpedo deals 2 + X damage to target creature and to each creature that crewed it. X is the number of charge counters on Photon Torpedo.

[JovialJovian]

Quandry of Nonbeing 7CC
Creature - Eldrazi (M)
When you cast this spell, exile all graveyards and target permanent.
If a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.
Players can't cast spells with the same name as a card in exile.
T: Exile target spell.
11/7

[Henlock]

Razorline Barrier 2
Artifact Creature - Wall (u)
First strike, defender
When Razorline Barrier blocks, sacrifice it at the end of turn.
Ninjutsu 3
4/1

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Starlight Reformation 5
Enchantment
Permanents you control are colorless.
Domain—5: Permanents target player controls become a color of your choice until end of turn. This ability costs 1 less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control.

[Henlock]

Trap Kit 2
Artifact (c)
When Trap Kit enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, tap target creature.
Unearth 5

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Undercook
Instant
Destroy up to three target Foods.
Wastescycling
It's hard to find good nutrition out here.

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Violate Reality 5CC
Sorcery
Exile target permanent that is one or more colors. For each permanent you control exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life.
Overload 6CCCC

[Henlock]

Wilting Tentacles 3c
Sorcery (u)
Exile target land if it has two or more basic land types.
Draw a card.

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Xamp-xampxa
Legendary Artifact Creature - Cat
Flash, first strike, reach
Hidden toys -- When Xamp-xampxa enters the battlefield, reveal your library. Starting with you, each player exiles a card from your library. Keep doing this until you own in exile a land, a creature, an enchantment, an artifact, an instant and a sorcery, or until there are no cards in your library. Then shuffle.
When Xamp-xampxa leaves the battlefield, return a card you own from exile to your hand.
7/7

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Yellowed Peak
Land - Mountain Plains
(: Add R or W.)
Yellowed Peak enters the battlefield tapped.
Cycling 2 (2, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

[Henlock]

Zendikar's Core
Land (u)
Abilities triggered by Zendikar's Core entering the battlefield trigger an additional time.
: Add .

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Adoration 2w
Sorcery
Put an Angel, Archon, Demigod or God card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield. If you do, put a stun counter on every other permanent you control.
"The worshipful masses wished to play host to the divine. The divine being they actually received made sure to enforce their mass display of humility on a permanent basis." - Dutton, the sceptic

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Banner of Peace WWW
Artifact
Creatures can't attack or deal damage.
4, Sacrifice a creature: Exile Banner of Peace. Its controller gains 5 life. Any player may activate this ability.
"The ancient glyphs were an ancient symbol calling for a ceasefire. That would never last on this world, but a tenuous peace is still peace."
—Gideon, to Elspeth

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Carol Singers
Creature - Kithkin Bard
Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield, it becomes white in addition to its other colors and it becomes a Kithkin in addition to its other creature types.
The music contained a dark coercive tonic. All who celebrated enforced it.
1/1

[Henlock]

Decimator of the Wicked 3www
Creature - Angel (m)
Flying, vigilance
Ward , where X is the number of permanents exiled with Decimator of the Wicked.
When Decimator or the Wicked enters the battlefield, for each nonland permanent type, each opponent exiles half the permanenta of that type they control, rounded up. until Decimator of the Wicked leaves the battlefield.
5/5

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Expecting Guests 1w
Enchantment
At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, choose a number. If exactly that many creatures attack you, those creatures don't deal combat damage this turn.
Do stop bickering and sit down! Look, we have the table laid out already.

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Final Sanction 3WWW
Sorcery
Kicker WW
Destroy all nonland permanents. If Final Sanction was kicked, players can't cast spells or attack until your next turn.
The only sound louder than the booming voice that proclaimed "Judgement has been passed," was the heavy silence that followed for days afterward.

[Henlock]

Great Poet 1w
Legendary Enchantment - Background (u)
Commander creatures you own have ": Put a lore counter on each of any number of sagas you control. Activate as a sorcery."