The Alphabetical Card Game
Lode Prospector
Creature - Dwarf (r)
, Sacrifice a Mountain: Create two treasure tokens.
1/1
Creature - Dwarf (r)
, Sacrifice a Mountain: Create two treasure tokens.
1/1
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Magma Spike --
Sorcery {U}
Destroy target land. Magma Spike deals X damage to each creature that shares a color with a mana that could be produced by a mana ability of that land. X can't be 0.
Sorcery {U}
Destroy target land. Magma Spike deals X damage to each creature that shares a color with a mana that could be produced by a mana ability of that land. X can't be 0.
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Nasty Crew
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target," where X is the difference between the greatest number of cards in an opponent's hand with the number of cards in your hand. Nasty Crew deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target," where X is the difference between the greatest number of cards in an opponent's hand with the number of cards in your hand. Nasty Crew deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Optimal Velocity
Sorcery (u)
Up to one target creature gains haste cannot be blocked except by X or more creatures this turn. Exile the top X cards of your library, you may cast them until your next turn's end step.
Sorcery (u)
Up to one target creature gains haste cannot be blocked except by X or more creatures this turn. Exile the top X cards of your library, you may cast them until your next turn's end step.
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Pierced By Stalactites --
Sorcery {U}
As an additional cost to cast Pierced By Stalactites, sacrifice a land.
Pierced By Stalactites deals X+X damage to each of X target creatures. If the land you sacrificed was a Cave, excess damage is dealt to those creature's controller.
Sorcery {U}
As an additional cost to cast Pierced By Stalactites, sacrifice a land.
Pierced By Stalactites deals X+X damage to each of X target creatures. If the land you sacrificed was a Cave, excess damage is dealt to those creature's controller.
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Queen's Lockbox
Artifact
Whenever a creature you control attacks the monarch, exile the top card of your library face down.
, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Queen's Lockbox: Put all cards exiled with Queen's Lockbox into their owners' hands. Activate only if you are the monarch.
A show of gratitude, or payment for services rendered? With Marchesa, it's the same thing.
Artifact
Whenever a creature you control attacks the monarch, exile the top card of your library face down.
, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Queen's Lockbox: Put all cards exiled with Queen's Lockbox into their owners' hands. Activate only if you are the monarch.
A show of gratitude, or payment for services rendered? With Marchesa, it's the same thing.
Reckless Diversion
Instant (u)
Play only during combat before blockers are declared.
Put a decoy counter on target attacking creature you control. That creature gains "When this creature becomes blocked, sacrifice it andif an attacking creature you control would deal combat damage to a player this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead."
Instant (u)
Play only during combat before blockers are declared.
Put a decoy counter on target attacking creature you control. That creature gains "When this creature becomes blocked, sacrifice it andif an attacking creature you control would deal combat damage to a player this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead."
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Spike Shot --
Instant {C}
Countervoke (Your counters can help pay this mana cost. Remove a counter on a permanent you control to pay toward this spell's mana cost.)
Spike Shot deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Instant {C}
Countervoke (Your counters can help pay this mana cost. Remove a counter on a permanent you control to pay toward this spell's mana cost.)
Spike Shot deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Timely Punch
Instant (u) ()
Timely Punch deals one damage to target blocking creature.
Instant (u) ()
Timely Punch deals one damage to target blocking creature.
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Unfiltered Anger
Instant
Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures target opponent controls.
"DO I LOOK CALM TO YOU?!"
Instant
Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures target opponent controls.
"DO I LOOK CALM TO YOU?!"
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Volcanic Outburst --
Sorcery {R}
Volcanic Outburst deals X damage to target creature or player. For each mana from a fortified land spent to cast this spell, Volcanic Outburst deals 2 damage to another target.
Sorcery {R}
Volcanic Outburst deals X damage to target creature or player. For each mana from a fortified land spent to cast this spell, Volcanic Outburst deals 2 damage to another target.
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Way of the Flamethief
Enchantment
Whenever a source you control deals damage to an opponent, put coin counter on Way of the Flamethief. Then, if Way of the Flamethief has five or more coin counters on it, sacrifice it and create two Treasure tokens.
Enchantment
Whenever a source you control deals damage to an opponent, put coin counter on Way of the Flamethief. Then, if Way of the Flamethief has five or more coin counters on it, sacrifice it and create two Treasure tokens.
Xenagos' Torch
Legendary Artifact - Equiment (u)
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each in your mana pool.
Equip
, discard Xenagos' Torch: Add five
Legendary Artifact - Equiment (u)
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each in your mana pool.
Equip
, discard Xenagos' Torch: Add five
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Yammering Annoyance
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever enchanted creature is blocked, target blocking creature is goaded until its controller's next end step."
The generals soon found a use for even Lucia's endless chatter.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever enchanted creature is blocked, target blocking creature is goaded until its controller's next end step."
The generals soon found a use for even Lucia's endless chatter.
Zap the Wands
Enchantment (u)
Equipments you control have ", unattach this equipment: This equipment deals 1 damage to any target."
Enchantment (u)
Equipments you control have ", unattach this equipment: This equipment deals 1 damage to any target."
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Animation Spree --
Sorcery {U}
X target lands become Elemental creatures with base power and toughness X/X until the end of turn.
Sorcery {U}
X target lands become Elemental creatures with base power and toughness X/X until the end of turn.
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Beorn
Legendary Creature - Bear Shapeshifter (U)
Trample
Whenever Beorn attacks, scry X, where X is the number of attacking Bears you control. Then, you may sacrifice a Food token. If you do, scry X again.
5/4
(yes this is a fully resentful post about how nonsequitur those legendary lotr designs were lol)
Legendary Creature - Bear Shapeshifter (U)
Trample
Whenever Beorn attacks, scry X, where X is the number of attacking Bears you control. Then, you may sacrifice a Food token. If you do, scry X again.
5/4
(yes this is a fully resentful post about how nonsequitur those legendary lotr designs were lol)
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Crush the Unnatural
Sorcery
Kicker
Exile target artifact or enchantment. If Crush the Unnatural was kicked, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
Sorcery
Kicker
Exile target artifact or enchantment. If Crush the Unnatural was kicked, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
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Dustigoyf --
Enchantment - Aura {R}
Enchant land
: Enchanted land becomes a green Lhurgoyf creature with "This creature's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards, and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1" until end of turn.
Enchantment - Aura {R}
Enchant land
: Enchanted land becomes a green Lhurgoyf creature with "This creature's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards, and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1" until end of turn.
Defensive Canopy
Enchantment (u)
When Defensive Canopy enters the battlefield, you may put a forest card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Only one creature with flying can attack each combat.
Every Living Creature
Legendary Enchantment (u)
When Every Living Creature enters the battlefield, learn.
Nonartifact creatures have +1/+1.
Enchantment (u)
When Defensive Canopy enters the battlefield, you may put a forest card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Only one creature with flying can attack each combat.
Every Living Creature
Legendary Enchantment (u)
When Every Living Creature enters the battlefield, learn.
Nonartifact creatures have +1/+1.
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Fir-Needle Guardian --
Creature - Treefolk
Champion a Forest
Add
Whenn Fir-Needle Treefolk dies, target Forest you control becomes a 4/4 green Treefoilk creature with trample, reach, and "You may have this creature deal combat damage as though it weren't blocked."
4/4
Creature - Treefolk
Champion a Forest
Add
Whenn Fir-Needle Treefolk dies, target Forest you control becomes a 4/4 green Treefoilk creature with trample, reach, and "You may have this creature deal combat damage as though it weren't blocked."
4/4
Glowing Orchid
Creature - Plant (u)
Phyrexian Mana can only be paid with mana.
Sacrifice Glowing Orchid: Add one mana of any color.
0/2
Creature - Plant (u)
Phyrexian Mana can only be paid with mana.
Sacrifice Glowing Orchid: Add one mana of any color.
0/2
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Hemlockiphaunt --
Creature - Elephant {U}
Trample
When Hemlockiphaunt enters, target Forest becomes a 4/4 green Elephant creature with trample until Hemlockiphaunt leaves the battlefield.
4/4
Creature - Elephant {U}
Trample
When Hemlockiphaunt enters, target Forest becomes a 4/4 green Elephant creature with trample until Hemlockiphaunt leaves the battlefield.
4/4
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Irises
Enchantment
Your creatures can't be goaded.
, Sacrifice Irises: Draw a card.
Enchantment
Your creatures can't be goaded.
, Sacrifice Irises: Draw a card.
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Jungle Jaunt
Instant
Add for each basic Forest you control.
Instant
Add for each basic Forest you control.