This is a gleefully short-sighed zerg rush of an aggro deck. The goal's simple, really - you play Lolbold, you drop some cheap equipment, you play Ardenn, suit up Lolbold and start going to town. You draw some cards, you continue enlarging Lolbold, people die. Or if they don't die, you get horribly outscaled. The quintessential aggro experience, now offered in EDH! The bulk of the equipment is various cheap pump stuff, which Ardenn gets to cheat the equip cost on. This is a big deal, as from experience equipment tends to feel clunky in EDH due to this mana intensiveness. Suddenly you can pay one mana for Colossus Hammer and the rest is sorted out. Totally fair!
The primary keywords the deck tries to get onto Lolbold are double strike and deathtouch. They interact favourably with the pumping game plan and Lolbold's baked-in trample/first strike. There are attempts at card advantage with on-hit draw equipment (more double strike synergy!) and Puresteel Paladin/Sram, and weirdly many tutors to find key pieces.
Without further ado, the deck!
Lolbold
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When being goofy, I've made a 79/29 Lolbold holding 25 pieces of equipment (only like a third of those were Bloodforged Battle-Axes). When being a tryhard, I zerged down Imoti before they got to do anything, or drew six cards off a turn five attack. This is the Lolbold way